I just ate a whole chicken breast and an entire box of Rice A Roni. I didn't think it was possible, but evidently it is. Usually, that meal gets saran wrapped and I eat it for like the next few days. Such was not the case tonight
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Drews REAL Issues
anonymous
April 12 2004, 17:24:52 UTC
Oh no his opinion is degraded-damn it! Thats exactly what we've been worried about. SHIT! Well I guess now that his opinion of Drew is suddenly much lower than it was, I'm going to tell you all about some of Drews real problems. #1 Drew has been known to eat large portions of sacagawean gold dollars because he believes they will affect him like Gold Schlager. #2 Drew has the uncanney abilty to remove his left pinkey and produce vast amounts of bacon grease from tipping it upside down. Which will obviously be used as seasoning during his cannibal rituals. #3 Drew spends many hours writing down words that use only the letters p,q i,z in them -not an EXTREME issue like "sucking at dating" but people please tell Drew that piziqiz is NOT a word. He insists that its a adhesive used for cattle bandaids(as you can't use regular ones based on cows having rough hides) Go figure. Anyhow there ya go some secrets from the inside. I hope this doesn't lower anyones opinion of Drew. But he really needs your help guys! These are ISSUES we can't just ignore! Oh yeah #4 Sometimes Drew will actually listen to peoples views and allow them a voice reguardless of their obvious stupidity -Fuck What Issues- Anyhow Drew I'll try and help ya but man these are difficult things man- Dave
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