It feels like the first time
Okay...so this is me, and my first entry.
I figure:
"Hey, what's better than a journal? A journal that anyone can have access to!"
Brilliant.
Probably not.
So, I probably won't be filling this with real names and nasty details, but if I do, I will fabricate at least half of them to create confusion and hopefully, mass hysteria.
Yesterday, I tried on eye shadow for the first time. It was great. I found myself half-stumbling like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean, which by the way, is a great film. After I twisted my hair and applied massive amounts of gel, I looked ready to battle the undead...or become one of them.
My search for a job continues...employment is a necessary evil. I've come to the conclusion that assult should be allowed in cases involving people ruining my Christmas spirit with wild accusations about how I was personally responsible for not ordering enough Icicle Lights.
Alas, I am tired. Off to bed I go. More strange events to come, I'm sure.
I figure:
"Hey, what's better than a journal? A journal that anyone can have access to!"
Brilliant.
Probably not.
So, I probably won't be filling this with real names and nasty details, but if I do, I will fabricate at least half of them to create confusion and hopefully, mass hysteria.
Yesterday, I tried on eye shadow for the first time. It was great. I found myself half-stumbling like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean, which by the way, is a great film. After I twisted my hair and applied massive amounts of gel, I looked ready to battle the undead...or become one of them.
My search for a job continues...employment is a necessary evil. I've come to the conclusion that assult should be allowed in cases involving people ruining my Christmas spirit with wild accusations about how I was personally responsible for not ordering enough Icicle Lights.
Alas, I am tired. Off to bed I go. More strange events to come, I'm sure.