candy time starts early
we just got candy corn in the office! i already ate so much that i am sick. did i mention that we got it 5 MINUTES AGO?!
lately, i have had two dreams which i can remember. one: i was playing water polo, nick chucked the ball at my face, and pancaked my nose. needless to say, it was broken, and i looked like an alcholic pig
two:i was screwing tommy lee while on a road trip. not for any reason but to see exactly how big that trouser snake really was. all in all, i think my dream alter ego has a ruptured uterus
the end
lately, i have had two dreams which i can remember. one: i was playing water polo, nick chucked the ball at my face, and pancaked my nose. needless to say, it was broken, and i looked like an alcholic pig
two:i was screwing tommy lee while on a road trip. not for any reason but to see exactly how big that trouser snake really was. all in all, i think my dream alter ego has a ruptured uterus
the end