Author's Note: Hello everyone, and welcome back to the Richmond Legacy! :D I'm sorry I didn't get a chapter out last weekend... I have no time anymore :\ By the time this gets posted it might even be Sunday :S (It's Saturday morning right now). Well, it doesn't matter to you guys because by the time you read this, the chapter will be out, so... Yeah. Anyway, this is a suuuper long one! So enjoy :3
Warning: mild language, adult content, etc.
The Richmond Legacy: Generation 6, Chapter 7
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We return to find Ozzie lovingly serenading his wife...
Ozzie: "Your beauty is like a bouquet of roses, la la laaa..."
Sydney: "Awwwwww!"
Sydney: "I like you much more after your Midlife Crisis!"
Ozzie: *does shy kiss autonomously*
:3
That's when I remembered (don't ask why, my brain works very weirdly :S) that I had some new items to try out!
No, not HELS -- that comes later in the chapter. But I've gotten a few gifts, and I thought I should put them in the house!
This is the Kitchen Cart or something, gifted to me by
bcintron32 ! Thanks so much! :3
And here's the Ultra Lounge Bath set!! :D Gifted by
mochakat21 . Thanks!!
Reina and Gabe's his & hers bathrooms are both decorated with this set :D
Ozzie: "MUAHAHA! Prepare to die!!!"
0.o I feel sorry for whoever he's playing with...
Sydney: "HEY! You hit me in the FACE! Asshole... >:( "
Ozzie: "Uh oh..."
Ozzie: "Sorry :D "
It was Sunday that day, so I decided to send the kids on a family outing to the pool :3
Miles: "Here we are!"
Casey: O_O
Cameron: "Trees!"
Miles: "Come on you guys! The water's great!"
Cameron: "Yay!"
Casey: "I will not stand for this nonsense. Humph!"
Cameron: "Cowabunga!!"
Cameron: "Cool!!"
This is my favorite picture of her ever <3
Casey: "Take this, little sister!"
Cameron: "Aaah! Noo! Don't splash meee! Ahahahaa!"
Miles & Casey: *have hold breath contest*
Cameron: "Boys are so stupid. >_> Especially teenage ones."
Cameron: "They made me referee. What am I supposed to do, just sit here and watch them both drown? Just to see who can drown last?"
Yeah, teenage boys ARE a little stupid XD
But, jeez, having a little torso trouble? >.<
Casey: "Gasp! Omg! I almost just died!!! Did I win?"
Sorry bud...
... but Miles did.
Miles: "SCORE! Hell yes!!! Winner!"
Casey: " :O What?!"
Miles: "HAH!"
Sydney made the family dinner :3
Miles: *chokes* "Sushi? No frikkin way! :D "
Julianna: "But, but, but, voice!? There's a table in my way!!! How am I supposed to eat this?!"
.____.
Casey: "Bleaaaghghghghghuuughhhfleeflfllflflghghgh!"
Oh dear.
Casey: "I think I'm pregnant!"
>.< I don't think so dear. This is just what happens when you feed a vegetarian sushi. Sorry hon.
Look! Syd is using the new counter! :3
I was getting bored of Gabe being stuck at home all day, so I decided to get him a job. This time though, one that was related to his LTW (to master logic and athletic). So he is now in Law Enforcement! This will be the first time since Charlie, our dear founder. Aww... :')
Then the men (minus Casey) have a manly man session in the home gym. XD
Miles: "AAAHHHHSHIT THIS HURTS!"
Gabriel: "Don't worry my young grasshopper. You will learn in time to block out the pain."
Miles: "Yes sensei. ... AAAAHHHHHFUDGEMUFFINS!"
Gabriel: "This kid is a piece of work."
Ozzie: "Since when did the weird little drama between them stop?"
I was wondering that myself, actually.
Urrm, Sydney? Your cake is on fire.
Sydney: "Yeah, it's supposed to be like that :D"
And ew, that counter is filthy!
Cameron: "It's my birthday! :DDD"
Ozzie: >:(
Cameron: "Aw, cheer up gramps. I don't think you're old :)"
Cameron: "I wish for snow! And rain! And falling leaves!"
Me too kid.
Cameron: "Please make a Seasons EP! I beg you, EA gods!"
Casey: "TOOOOOT!!!"
Cameron: "Ehmagawd. Get OUT of my space, brother."
Ozzie: "Gotta PEEEE!"
Cameron: *sparkles*
Cameron: "Rawr. :3"
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Cameron Richmond! Cam grew up beautifully! She rolled Couch Potato as her fourth trait, and later on the LTW to become a Five-Star Chef just like her grandma. I know I've already done that one, but I enjoy it. :3
Cameron: "Score! I'm hot!!"
This picture is what convinces me that Flickr enhances these photos to look way better than they actually do in-game.
Cameron: "Hey there sexy beast."
I know a lot of you love Cameron, and so do I. I'm just not sure I can handle another female heiress >.< I haven't had a male heir since Chase, Sydney's grandfather. That's a looooong time.
Cameron: "But the viewers love me!!! And with good reason!"
You'd think she was a snob >_>
Miles: "Just admit it. I'm your favorite. You know you love me :)"
*sigh* Yes Miles, I really do. Quit smiling, you're not helping me be unbiased!
Miles & Casey: "I don't get this D:"
Synchronized head-scratching, bahaha XD
THIS is where I got HELS. :D The first thing I put in was the aquarium.
We have an angelfish, several koi that Jules caught in China, a shark, and...
a ROBOTFISH :D
I'm gonna be honest... I was too lazy to redo all the rooms with HELS stuff. Especially because I really like the styles I have now. Soo, most of the HELS stuff won't really show up until next time I rebuild, sorry :S By the way, that might be as soon as next generation... I'm not sure yet. :)
Reina: "Did you get more muscular by any chance?"
This is her first line in the chapter, I just realized D: Sorry Rei!
Gabriel: "Why yes, yes I did."
Gabe & Rei: *facenom*
Hey Sydney. Sydney, hey. Hey, hey, hey Sydney! Syyydddnneeeyyyy!
Sydney: "WHAT?!"
Well, I just had a grrrreat idea! See, a friend of mine,
cris009 , said something in a comment on the last entry.... He said how he thinks you should be immortal. Welllll.... the idea kinda stuck with me. And I was thinking, what if we did do that? Would you like to be immortal??
Sydney: "Seriously?"
Yeah!
Sydney: "Sure!!! Let's do this!"
Ozzie: "Whoa whoa whoa, hold up. Are you telling me my wife gets to be immortal, and I DON'T?!"
Um... yeah. Sorry bud. It's not that I don't like you, because I do :3 It's just that, well, there's only so much room in the house.... :\
Sydney: "Yeah, about that. What about next generation? You were so excited to finally be able to have 4 kids again, and I'll just be taking up space, won't I?"
Of course not! Listen, yeah, I did want a four-kid generation. But you're my Sydney :3 I love you more than an extra kid I've never met.
And I'm thinking this arrangement won't be permanent, like it is with, say, Chase Smith. Maybe after awhile I'll let her move on. But, idk, it'd be nice to have a sim who can cook perfect meals and paint everyone's portraits and stuff. I am loving this idea! What do you guys think?
Julianna: "All right, dear sister. I've got the life fruit all ready for you. I'll keep two of them to plant, and you can have the other eight for your inventory."
Julianna: "Good luck sis! But I gotta get to work!"
Sydney: "This is weird..."
Sydney: "Welp, here goes nothing! :D"
Feel any different?
Sydney: "... Not.. not really..."
I was kind of disappointed, she didn't even get a moodlet or anything. She is still age 90 (she turned that age today), but her life bar is just a little longer.
Sydney: "Recipe-learning time!"
She learns them so fast now >.<
Sydney: "Yes!!! I love that part!!"
The part where Simoleons explode uselessly above your head?
Sydney: "Yepp!"
Uh, hello, little girl... Listen, who are you, and what are you doing in my house?
Miles: "Hey! What are you doing here?!"
O_O Miles?!?
Miles: "Sighh.. this is so relaxing.... :)"
That flower bush sticking through the wall really adds to the girlishness of this photo.
Cam loves the outdoors, so she'd rather do her homework out here than cooped up inside. What a pretty photo :)
Julianna: "Experiment time!!! :D"
Stereo: *breaks*
Julianna: "Crap..."
Gabriel: "WTF Aunt Jules? I was exercising to that music!"
Julianna: "Sorry dear. I'll have it fixed in a jiffy!"
Gabriel: *grumbles* "No one says 'jiffy' anymore... >:("
Goodness, you're beginning to be as whiny as Ozzie!
Cameron: "Solitary confinement wouldn't be so bad..."
Why the hell are you thinking about that?
Cameron: "Idk, but it's true. I think I'd survive."
Now if only she were Sydney...
No reason for this picture except that it's pretty, and it's Miles <3
Casey: :O "I did NOT need to know that!!!"
What kind of terrible things are you watching?!
Casey: "You do not wanna know."
Sydney: "Ta daaaaa!"
Aw, how lovely! You made lobster :)
Sydney: O.O
What's with the face...?
Sydney's official portrait is done! I think it really highlights the differences between her and Jules.
Cameron: "AHAHA! Sprinklers tickle!! And look! Cheeseplants! Bahahahaha!"
I haven't had a Loves the Outdoors sim since Jay, Sydney's stepdad. It warms my heart when they autonomously play with the sprinkler :3
LOL. Bunny slippers.
Sydney: =( "But what am I gonna do when Ozzie dies, and I'm left alive?"
Ozzie: "Aww, sweetie...."
Ozzie: "Don't worry about that yet, darling."
Sydney: "Oh?"
Sydney & Ozzie: *facenom*
There seems to be lots of that this chapter...
Besides, what is it with
these two and bathrooms?
(Click the link.)
Ozzie: "Bathrooms turn me on."
Oh dear.
Look how close Jules is to mastering fishing!
She actually mastered it not too long after, and I failed to take a picture >.<
Then I decided it was high time I let her retire.
Julianna: "What the hell?"
They never seem impressed by the confetti...
Julianna: "Wait, you let me retire! Yay! :D"
Maid: "WOO YEAH YAY GO JULIANNA YES AWESOME WOO!"
Reina: "I am not impressed Auntie Jules."
Maid: "We're on a bridge, Charlie!"
I very much hope that all of you get that reference... If not, you are deprived..
This fierce-looking picture is of Ozzie mastering Athletic! Woot!
Sydney: "This feels weird..."
...?
Sydney: "Wait. What the hell?"
?!
Sydney: "This seems wrong somehow."
?!?!?!?!
Grimmy: "Hey."
Sydney: "Hey."
Grimmy: "SYDNEY RICHMOND IT IS YOUR TIME TO DIE!"
Heh. You look like a dementor.
Grimmy: "SHUT UP! I am not a dementor, I am death, and I am here because SHE gets to die now!"
What the hell! Sydney is my immortal sim!
Grimmy: "Sucks for you."
Gabriel: "What's going on? Why's there a dementor in the house?"
Grimmy: "STFU! I AM NOT A DEMENTOR!"
Reina: "Dementors? What?!"
Sydney: "Ta daaa!"
My favorite photo of the chapter <3 XD
Good thing I put the family's spare death flower in her inventory!
Grimmy: "Give me that.." *snatches*
Gabe & Rei: "NOT THE DEMENTORS!" *sob*
Grimmy: "SHUT UP WITH THE DEMENTOR SHIT! Oh and why the hell is my nametag pink?!"
You tried to steal my immortal sim. This is your public humiliation.
Grimmy: "Oooh a flower!
...
Hey! You made me say that!! How dare you further shame my manhood?!"
Sorry.
Well, actually, I'm not. :)
Sydney: "Hahaha! Tricked ya!"
Sydney: "Cool! I'm alive again!! :D"
>__< No you're not.
Sydney: "Now I am!"
Miles: "What.... the hell.... is going on?"
Grimmy: "Aww, Sydney, that's so sweet of you! I need to hurry home and put this flower in water! I know just the right vase..."
Literally. That is the popup I got. Those are its exact words. I would've shown you, but idk how to do screen capture on a mac.
Reina: "NOOO MOMMY DON'T LEAVE MEEEE!" *sobs uncontrollably*
Sydney: "Jeez, guess I didn't teach the kid to be observant..."
Miles: "GRANDMAAA NOOO!!!!!" *sobs*
Sydney: "I really gotta take a dump."
Miles: "Hang on. So she's alive now? What?!?!"
Julianna: "Sydney: 1; Grimmy: 0. We have a winner."
Miles: "Fish. What is with them anyways? They're so pointless."
Hey! Don't trash the new fish tank! I spent $6.99 so you could have that!
Miles: "Grandma nearly just died. It makes me feel a little crazy! :)))))"
Casey: *rolls eyes* "My brother is such an idiot."
Sydney: "Omg, dying really stressed me out."
Good thing for bubble baths then! ^.^
...No comment...
I love this sim :3
Cameron: "Wow, grandpa, you've really gone insane, haven't you? :D"
Sydney: =)
Cameron: "I take it back. Both my grandparents are crazy."
Ozzie: "How dare you young lady?! >:("
Cameron: "What? It's only the truth!"
Ozzie: "Oh. Okay then! :)"
Mood swings much? >.<
Cameron: "I know right?"
Gabriel: "Oh hay there sexy! How you doin'?!"
>_<
Ooh! This is a cool bathroom! You might be wondering to yourself, where the heck is this? Well, it's in the poolhouse! :D I know, nobody EVER goes in there. It's a sad thing :\ Of course the first thing Ozzie does in there is break the toilet... Great job pal >.<
Casey: "I feel about as loved as the dead apple tree I just tossed."
Aw, Casey, don't be so down! It's not that I don't love you! It's that I've had blond-haired green-eyed sims too much lately, and it's getting to the point of being generic. Don't take it personally :(
Heh. We have a vampire fish. His name is Benjamin, after a friend of mine... Looong story. XD
Reina: "OMFG! I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Reina: "AWESOOOOME!!"
This is the basis for my current userpic, if you were wondering. :3 I love excitable sims!
Hey! Ozzie just mastered guitar! Dang, this chapter is like, the epitome of skill-mastering! :D
I think it's cute how similar they look :3 Although Gabriel seems to be dreadfully worried about something or other at the moment. :3
Miles: "YAY! Fruit parfait! SCORE!! I've never had my favorite food before!!"
That's sort of sad....
This is where Cam rolled her LTW. I think it's cute that she looks up to her grandma :) I got her a head start on her cooking.
Gabriel: "Must... clean... every... dirty counter... in house..." *major neurosis*
And I will leave you tonight with a picture of Reina -- mastering her painting skill! What is that, four skills in one chapter? I think so. :D That is pretty dang good if I do say so myself!
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the chapter! I'm sorry it was SOOOO delayed... :\ Let's just say my real life decided to show up again. I hadn't seen it in awhile XD I haven't played sims since *counts* eight days ago -- last Saturday!! :O (See, I told you it'd take me more than a day to finish this, lol, I started yesterday morning XD) Anyhow, please tell me what you thought! What did you think of Sydney being immortal? Should she stay immortal indefinitely, like Chase Smith, or should I just keep her around until I think it's time to have more than three kids per generation? Any tips on Ambrosia vs. Life Fruit? How do you like Cam as a teen? Who's your favorite kid now? After all, the heir poll is only one chapter away!! :D
Thanks as always for reading, you guys :) Your comments mean a lot! Have a great week, and happy simming! :)