Grr...
My dad and I just finished cleaning up after replacing my battery. Doggy was out with us, sitting under the tree. My dad walked up to the front door and called Doggy to come inside. She was walking up the driveway (underneath the motorhome) just as the mail carrier walked around the motorhome.
They reached the walkway at the same time and Doggy emerged from under the motorhome. The mail carrier pulled her fucking mace and doggy got a face-full. It wasn't just a spray in the face to keep the dog away, the ass kept spraying as Doggy ran away. Goddamn, fucking, BITCH!
My dad and I then spent five minutes trying to capture doggy so we could rinse the mace away.