The One Where Kendall is Persistent and Logan Needs New Friends
Title: The One Where Kendall is Persistent and Logan Needs New Friends
Pairing: Kendall/Logan
Summary: Logan has to go back to Minnesota. Kendall misses him.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language. Dirty words. Phone sex.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but an overactive imagination.
Word Count: 1,338
Notes: This was supposed to be a fill for the kink meme, but I'm an idiot, so now it's not.
"Hey there, Sexy."
"Kendall?"
"By birth, yeah, but I'll be anyone you want me to be."
"Okay, one? That was just stupid. Two? Kelly is like, four feet away."
"Wait, what? I thought you were still in Minnesota for your cousin's wedding?"
"Eh, it didn't work out. I'm on my way back from the airport."
"Sucks."
"Yeah, but this is like, the third time Andrea's been 'in love'. There'll be others."
"So you're in the limo, huh? Lot of space back there..."
"Dude, no. I already told you Kelly is-
"Since when does Kelly stay awake during long rides in the limo?"
"Since...Okay, not now, but she could wake up!"
"Logie, Logie, Logie. A life without risks is-"
"A life unlived. I know. But I'd rather not live than die of embarrassment when she does wake up!"
"Well, I guess you'll just have to keep quiet then, huh? What are you wearing?"
"Kendall!"
"Logan, it's been three days and I am about this close to jumping the next person I see. Now what are you wearing?"
"I hate you."
"You love me."
"I'm not proud of it."
"Yes, you are."
"I've gotta get new friends."
"Good luck finding anyone this good-looking. Now what are you-"
"Yeah, yeah. Um...I've got on some jeans and a striped shirt."
"What color?"
"The jeans?"
"The shirt, dumbass."
"Green. And yes, it's yours, so don't ask."
"Wait, seriously? I've been looking for that!"
"Liar. No, you haven't."
"You're right. I've been walking around shirtless."
"Really??"
"No, but I am right now and you should be too."
"But Kelly-!"
"Dude! It's phone sex. You don't have to actually do it!"
"Oh."
"God! Now...you wanna know what I'd do if I was there?"
"Not really, but you're gonna tell me anyway."
"Dude, you suck."
"That's more of your thing, actually."
"Well then that's what I'd be doing if I was there right now."
"Kendall, I already told-"
"And I already ignored you. So I'm going to continue living out one of my fantasies via hot phone sex."
"Who the hell says 'via'?"
"Logan!"
"Sorry."
"No, you're not. But you will be, because right now I'm crawling into your lap, straddling you. I roll my hips, let you know how much I want you."
"Kendall!"
"And you whine my name, only it isn't annoying like that, and I slip my hands under your shirt."
"Your shirt, actually."
"To prevent confusion, it's yours. Now play along or shut up. Anyway, I'm kissing your neck, one of my hands tangled in your hair while the other slides up your chest. I admire the blank canvas, knowing it'll be a patchwork of bites and bruises when I'm done."
"The blank canvas? Seriously, Kendall?"
"Logan!"
"You know what, no. I'm gonna take over before you embarrass yourself any more; I push you off so you're sprawled on the seat and strip your shirt off."
"I'm not wearing one..."
"My shirt, whatever."
"See? This is why I said-"
"Doesn't matter, we're both shirtless now."
"I like your solutions."
"Yeah, well, that's why I'm the genius. What pants did you say you were wearing?"
"Dark skinny jeans."
"Man! You know what a bitch those are to get off?"
"It's fantasy-land. We can just say they're already off. And it's not my fault James went shopping with my mom and made her buy me all these stupid clothes."
"Okay. In that case they're off."
"You could at least make it sound sexy."
"Oh, my bad. I use my magic powers to make your pants fade away and-"
"You're mocking me, aren't you?"
"I wouldn't dream of it."
"That's because you're dreaming of my sexy ass, right?"
"You're worse than James."
"You sure about that? 'Cause I could go get hi-"
"Dude! No!"
"But we could compare and contra-"
"Kendall!"
"But-"
"No!"
"Logan-!"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Man..."
"Are you pouting? Tell me you're not pouting."
"..."
"Kendall?"
"..."
"You know, I can do things James can't."
"Oh yeah?"
"Mmm-hmm."
"Care to share?"
"Maybe."
"I'm curious now. You should get your jeans off and show me."
"Um, we're still just prete-"
"Yes, Logan. You can just pretend. I, on the other hand...am never one to do anything half-assed."
"There are so many things I could say to that..."
"Yeah, well, forget them and have your wicked way with me."
"Sounds like a plan. I'm kissing your hip, keeping eye contact. I bite you gently."
"Mmm...you look hot, Logie."
"I crawl up your body, pressed tight against you. I stop at your clavicle-"
"Clavicle?"
"Collarbone."
"Oh. Gotcha. Proceed."
"With pleasure. I mouth at your skin, grinding our hips together."
"Uhn, yeah."
"What do you think Kendall? You want to fuck me? How bout I ride you?"
"God yes!"
"I take your hand and press your fingers to my lips. I suck on them, one by one. Gonna need 'em really wet, Big Guy."
"I pull them free, bring them down and circle your hole."
"Tease."
"The best. I press one in. You're so tight. Can't wait to be inside of you."
"Can't wait for you to be. Feels good. More."
"Eager, huh?"
"You have no idea."
"I press a second finger into you and start scissoring them slowly. I kiss your neck. Gonna mark you, let everyone know you're taken."
"Possessive much?"
"Who wouldn't be?"
"You sure know how to sweet talk."
"Yeah, well, you should shut up. Less talking, more moaning. I bend my finger, rubbing your spot slowly. Love how you open up for me. You ready for more?"
"Uh, yeah. Give me more."
"..."
"Kendall? Dude, are you laughing?"
"I'm s-sorry! It's just...you just quoted Britney Spears!"
"..."
"Gimme, gimme more! Gimme more! Gimme, gimme more!"
"Kendall?"
"Gimme, gimme more! Gimme more! Gimme, gimme more!"
"Uh, Kendall?"
"The center of attention, even when we're up against the wall!"
"Dude."
"You got me in a crazy position! If you're on a mission!"
"How the hell do you know this song?"
"You got my permi- Um..."
"Yeah?"
"So, anyway, where were we?"
"We were about to fuck."
"Right, sorry. Ahem...I pull my fingers free and hold myself steady for you to sink down."
"God, Kendall. Hnn..."
"Ride me, Logie."
"I rock myself back onto you, adjusting. You're so big. Always so big. Love it."
"Mmm...Keep talking."
"I run my hands over your chest to balance myself as I speed up."
"I grip your hips tightly, urging you on. C'mon Logie. Fuck yourself on my cock."
"Jesus, Kendall! I move up and down, love being able to feel you inside of me. You make me so hot."
"I can tell. Look so beautiful like this. Want to keep you here forever. Fuck you until you can't get up so you'll never leave again. Gonna mark you."
"Do it."
"I push up on my arms to bite your neck, thrusting my hips up to meet you."
"I tangle my hands in your hair. Feels so good."
"Mmm, yeah. I grab your ass, holding you in my lap. You're so tight, Logie. Perfect. Just can't help myself. I keep kissing you, licking and sucking on your skin. Love how you taste."
"Uh, Kendall, your mouth! Fuck!"
"Touch yourself, Logie. Want you to come for me."
"Oh God..."
"I keep pulling you down onto me, making you moan. Gonna fill you up, but you gotta come for me first."
"Please, Kendall."
"I lean back, watching you move. God, the way you move."
"Wh-what about it?"
"I love how your back arches, how you throw your head back when I fuck you just right. How your muscles flex as you jack yourself. I love watching you come apart, the way you curl into me just to lean back again, like you have no idea what to do with yourself, how you try not to scream and end up keening. Wanna watch you come apart."
"Kendall, I'm-"
"Logan!"
"..."
"Shit."
"Yeah.
"Agreed."
"...James?"
"What the hell? Kendall! I told you not to-"
"I didn't! James, get off the damn phone!"
"Man..."
Pairing: Kendall/Logan
Summary: Logan has to go back to Minnesota. Kendall misses him.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Language. Dirty words. Phone sex.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but an overactive imagination.
Word Count: 1,338
Notes: This was supposed to be a fill for the kink meme, but I'm an idiot, so now it's not.
"Hey there, Sexy."
"Kendall?"
"By birth, yeah, but I'll be anyone you want me to be."
"Okay, one? That was just stupid. Two? Kelly is like, four feet away."
"Wait, what? I thought you were still in Minnesota for your cousin's wedding?"
"Eh, it didn't work out. I'm on my way back from the airport."
"Sucks."
"Yeah, but this is like, the third time Andrea's been 'in love'. There'll be others."
"So you're in the limo, huh? Lot of space back there..."
"Dude, no. I already told you Kelly is-
"Since when does Kelly stay awake during long rides in the limo?"
"Since...Okay, not now, but she could wake up!"
"Logie, Logie, Logie. A life without risks is-"
"A life unlived. I know. But I'd rather not live than die of embarrassment when she does wake up!"
"Well, I guess you'll just have to keep quiet then, huh? What are you wearing?"
"Kendall!"
"Logan, it's been three days and I am about this close to jumping the next person I see. Now what are you wearing?"
"I hate you."
"You love me."
"I'm not proud of it."
"Yes, you are."
"I've gotta get new friends."
"Good luck finding anyone this good-looking. Now what are you-"
"Yeah, yeah. Um...I've got on some jeans and a striped shirt."
"What color?"
"The jeans?"
"The shirt, dumbass."
"Green. And yes, it's yours, so don't ask."
"Wait, seriously? I've been looking for that!"
"Liar. No, you haven't."
"You're right. I've been walking around shirtless."
"Really??"
"No, but I am right now and you should be too."
"But Kelly-!"
"Dude! It's phone sex. You don't have to actually do it!"
"Oh."
"God! Now...you wanna know what I'd do if I was there?"
"Not really, but you're gonna tell me anyway."
"Dude, you suck."
"That's more of your thing, actually."
"Well then that's what I'd be doing if I was there right now."
"Kendall, I already told-"
"And I already ignored you. So I'm going to continue living out one of my fantasies via hot phone sex."
"Who the hell says 'via'?"
"Logan!"
"Sorry."
"No, you're not. But you will be, because right now I'm crawling into your lap, straddling you. I roll my hips, let you know how much I want you."
"Kendall!"
"And you whine my name, only it isn't annoying like that, and I slip my hands under your shirt."
"Your shirt, actually."
"To prevent confusion, it's yours. Now play along or shut up. Anyway, I'm kissing your neck, one of my hands tangled in your hair while the other slides up your chest. I admire the blank canvas, knowing it'll be a patchwork of bites and bruises when I'm done."
"The blank canvas? Seriously, Kendall?"
"Logan!"
"You know what, no. I'm gonna take over before you embarrass yourself any more; I push you off so you're sprawled on the seat and strip your shirt off."
"I'm not wearing one..."
"My shirt, whatever."
"See? This is why I said-"
"Doesn't matter, we're both shirtless now."
"I like your solutions."
"Yeah, well, that's why I'm the genius. What pants did you say you were wearing?"
"Dark skinny jeans."
"Man! You know what a bitch those are to get off?"
"It's fantasy-land. We can just say they're already off. And it's not my fault James went shopping with my mom and made her buy me all these stupid clothes."
"Okay. In that case they're off."
"You could at least make it sound sexy."
"Oh, my bad. I use my magic powers to make your pants fade away and-"
"You're mocking me, aren't you?"
"I wouldn't dream of it."
"That's because you're dreaming of my sexy ass, right?"
"You're worse than James."
"You sure about that? 'Cause I could go get hi-"
"Dude! No!"
"But we could compare and contra-"
"Kendall!"
"But-"
"No!"
"Logan-!"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Man..."
"Are you pouting? Tell me you're not pouting."
"..."
"Kendall?"
"..."
"You know, I can do things James can't."
"Oh yeah?"
"Mmm-hmm."
"Care to share?"
"Maybe."
"I'm curious now. You should get your jeans off and show me."
"Um, we're still just prete-"
"Yes, Logan. You can just pretend. I, on the other hand...am never one to do anything half-assed."
"There are so many things I could say to that..."
"Yeah, well, forget them and have your wicked way with me."
"Sounds like a plan. I'm kissing your hip, keeping eye contact. I bite you gently."
"Mmm...you look hot, Logie."
"I crawl up your body, pressed tight against you. I stop at your clavicle-"
"Clavicle?"
"Collarbone."
"Oh. Gotcha. Proceed."
"With pleasure. I mouth at your skin, grinding our hips together."
"Uhn, yeah."
"What do you think Kendall? You want to fuck me? How bout I ride you?"
"God yes!"
"I take your hand and press your fingers to my lips. I suck on them, one by one. Gonna need 'em really wet, Big Guy."
"I pull them free, bring them down and circle your hole."
"Tease."
"The best. I press one in. You're so tight. Can't wait to be inside of you."
"Can't wait for you to be. Feels good. More."
"Eager, huh?"
"You have no idea."
"I press a second finger into you and start scissoring them slowly. I kiss your neck. Gonna mark you, let everyone know you're taken."
"Possessive much?"
"Who wouldn't be?"
"You sure know how to sweet talk."
"Yeah, well, you should shut up. Less talking, more moaning. I bend my finger, rubbing your spot slowly. Love how you open up for me. You ready for more?"
"Uh, yeah. Give me more."
"..."
"Kendall? Dude, are you laughing?"
"I'm s-sorry! It's just...you just quoted Britney Spears!"
"..."
"Gimme, gimme more! Gimme more! Gimme, gimme more!"
"Kendall?"
"Gimme, gimme more! Gimme more! Gimme, gimme more!"
"Uh, Kendall?"
"The center of attention, even when we're up against the wall!"
"Dude."
"You got me in a crazy position! If you're on a mission!"
"How the hell do you know this song?"
"You got my permi- Um..."
"Yeah?"
"So, anyway, where were we?"
"We were about to fuck."
"Right, sorry. Ahem...I pull my fingers free and hold myself steady for you to sink down."
"God, Kendall. Hnn..."
"Ride me, Logie."
"I rock myself back onto you, adjusting. You're so big. Always so big. Love it."
"Mmm...Keep talking."
"I run my hands over your chest to balance myself as I speed up."
"I grip your hips tightly, urging you on. C'mon Logie. Fuck yourself on my cock."
"Jesus, Kendall! I move up and down, love being able to feel you inside of me. You make me so hot."
"I can tell. Look so beautiful like this. Want to keep you here forever. Fuck you until you can't get up so you'll never leave again. Gonna mark you."
"Do it."
"I push up on my arms to bite your neck, thrusting my hips up to meet you."
"I tangle my hands in your hair. Feels so good."
"Mmm, yeah. I grab your ass, holding you in my lap. You're so tight, Logie. Perfect. Just can't help myself. I keep kissing you, licking and sucking on your skin. Love how you taste."
"Uh, Kendall, your mouth! Fuck!"
"Touch yourself, Logie. Want you to come for me."
"Oh God..."
"I keep pulling you down onto me, making you moan. Gonna fill you up, but you gotta come for me first."
"Please, Kendall."
"I lean back, watching you move. God, the way you move."
"Wh-what about it?"
"I love how your back arches, how you throw your head back when I fuck you just right. How your muscles flex as you jack yourself. I love watching you come apart, the way you curl into me just to lean back again, like you have no idea what to do with yourself, how you try not to scream and end up keening. Wanna watch you come apart."
"Kendall, I'm-"
"Logan!"
"..."
"Shit."
"Yeah.
"Agreed."
"...James?"
"What the hell? Kendall! I told you not to-"
"I didn't! James, get off the damn phone!"
"Man..."