Midlife Crisis - Incoming!

[roxann_ireland]

For the past two weeks, I have hung out at a coffee shop after an appointment, to have a snack and do some knitting. Both times, I have had men chat me up. Both times I thought to myself, "Why are these old guys flirting with me?" Then I realized that, in all likelihood, they are no more than 5 years older than me.

I went home and shot space aliens on the Xbox like a proper 14-year-old boy and felt better.