GRE
Wow. Me and Tessa really should write all of the questions on the GRE. Especially the math section.
Question 1: john has 4 10-ounce bags of weed. If he charges $40 per ounce, what would his profit be if he sold 35% of the weed?"
Answer: quite easy actually 4*10*40*.35
Question 2: If my ass were an isosceles triangle and i could fit into a cannon how many monkeys would it take to shoot me from nevada to canada?
Answer: cannot be determined by the information given
Question 3: Kendra really enjoyed the____ of her new____.
Answer: Do we really need choices here? It is clearly "luster, grill" and 30 points added to your score if you recognize the pop culture reference--Girls Next Door!
Question 4: What is the probability of getting an STD from Paris Hilton?
Answer: fuck probability just don't do it, the bitch is a petri dish of disease
If you get this right we should really just give you a perfect score, because studies show that not having an STD makes students much more likely to succeed in graduate school.
F#!% you ETS. F%@! you and your mom.
Question 1: john has 4 10-ounce bags of weed. If he charges $40 per ounce, what would his profit be if he sold 35% of the weed?"
Answer: quite easy actually 4*10*40*.35
Question 2: If my ass were an isosceles triangle and i could fit into a cannon how many monkeys would it take to shoot me from nevada to canada?
Answer: cannot be determined by the information given
Question 3: Kendra really enjoyed the____ of her new____.
Answer: Do we really need choices here? It is clearly "luster, grill" and 30 points added to your score if you recognize the pop culture reference--Girls Next Door!
Question 4: What is the probability of getting an STD from Paris Hilton?
Answer: fuck probability just don't do it, the bitch is a petri dish of disease
If you get this right we should really just give you a perfect score, because studies show that not having an STD makes students much more likely to succeed in graduate school.
F#!% you ETS. F%@! you and your mom.