very amusing

[rowneet]

I really found this very amusing.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ronit!

1. Ronit once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
2. If you kiss Ronit for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
3. Ronit has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
4. The colour of Ronit is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
5. Ronit is the world's largest rodent.
6. Research indicates that Ronit will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
7. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Ronit.
8. About 100 people choke to death on Ronit each year.
9. Ronit has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
10. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Ronit!