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WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
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> HE: Can I buy you a drink?
> SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
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> HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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> HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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> HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
> SHE: I must've been given your share.
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> HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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> HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
> SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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> HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
> SHE: Okay, get out.
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> HE: I think I could make you very happy.
> SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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> HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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> HE: you're cute!
> SHE: really? well glad one of us is!
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> HE:! Can I have your name?
> SHE: Why! ? Don't you already have one?
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> HE: Shall we go see a movie?
> SHE: I've already seen it.
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> HE: Where have you been all my life?
> SHE: Hiding from you.
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> HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
> SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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> HE: Is this seat empty?
> SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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> HE: So, what do you do for a living?
> SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
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> HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> SHE: Do not enter.
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> HE: Your body is like a temple.
> SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
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> HE: Where have you been all my life?
> SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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> HE: Can I buy you a drink?
> SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
>
> HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
>
> HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
>
> HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
> SHE: I must've been given your share.
>
> HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
>
> HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
> SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
>
> HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
> SHE: Okay, get out.
>
> HE: I think I could make you very happy.
> SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>
> HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
> SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
>
> HE: you're cute!
> SHE: really? well glad one of us is!
>
> HE:! Can I have your name?
> SHE: Why! ? Don't you already have one?
>
> HE: Shall we go see a movie?
> SHE: I've already seen it.
>
> HE: Where have you been all my life?
> SHE: Hiding from you.
>
> HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
> SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
>
> HE: Is this seat empty?
> SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
>
> HE: So, what do you do for a living?
> SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
>
> HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> SHE: Do not enter.
>
> HE: Your body is like a temple.
> SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
>
> HE: Where have you been all my life?
> SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.