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Oh god I think I just fucked myself out of a chance of getting laid tonite..
Ok so I need to do laundry and I was on my way to stater bros to buy detergent when ann calls and is like "wtf, why dont you ever call me" and then she was like you never visit either and I was like I will I just have to go buy detergent right now and then she was like I have some here come and get some and hang out so I was like ok. This is around 8 pm btw. Ok so we're there and we're just hanging out oh and turns out Ann's been using fabric softener as detergent all this time without knowing, I pointed it out to her today when she was about to give me downey. Anyways were there just hanging out and yeah talking about getting a bike because she wants me to go riding with her and she made sign a contract stating I would get one in 5 months. Doesnt seem that bad of an idea, I like motorcycles and its way cheaper than a car. Anyways her roommate shows up and yeah she's not bad but Ive seen better but yeah we're just hanging out and she starts talking about how she wants to mess around with someone because she hasnt gotten any in days. So I was like yeah ok then one of Ann;s guys friends is coming over so Im like yeah ima leave now and yeah her roommate was like stay, we can chill and I was like I need to do laundry but yeah being the retard I am I was catching her drift and yeah Ann was trying to point it out to me but I was like huh? but yeah I eventually ended up leaving to do laundry and then outside Ann was like omfg why are you leaving, my roommate is right there and i was like oh what thats what she meant... And yeah I was like yeah we're already outside I fucked up ima just go home now and do laundry. So I get back and turns out I cant do laundry because we need a fucking card and the leasing office is closed!! WTF!!! I got nothing accomplished tonite!! Yet I dont feel that bad because Ann invited me over next week so maybe then I'll show her roommate a good time hahaha!!
But yeah Im a total fuck up when it comes to girls, the only reason Ive gotten far with them is because theyve come out and told me straight out instead of using that code shit they use to try to hint at you...
Ok so I need to do laundry and I was on my way to stater bros to buy detergent when ann calls and is like "wtf, why dont you ever call me" and then she was like you never visit either and I was like I will I just have to go buy detergent right now and then she was like I have some here come and get some and hang out so I was like ok. This is around 8 pm btw. Ok so we're there and we're just hanging out oh and turns out Ann's been using fabric softener as detergent all this time without knowing, I pointed it out to her today when she was about to give me downey. Anyways were there just hanging out and yeah talking about getting a bike because she wants me to go riding with her and she made sign a contract stating I would get one in 5 months. Doesnt seem that bad of an idea, I like motorcycles and its way cheaper than a car. Anyways her roommate shows up and yeah she's not bad but Ive seen better but yeah we're just hanging out and she starts talking about how she wants to mess around with someone because she hasnt gotten any in days. So I was like yeah ok then one of Ann;s guys friends is coming over so Im like yeah ima leave now and yeah her roommate was like stay, we can chill and I was like I need to do laundry but yeah being the retard I am I was catching her drift and yeah Ann was trying to point it out to me but I was like huh? but yeah I eventually ended up leaving to do laundry and then outside Ann was like omfg why are you leaving, my roommate is right there and i was like oh what thats what she meant... And yeah I was like yeah we're already outside I fucked up ima just go home now and do laundry. So I get back and turns out I cant do laundry because we need a fucking card and the leasing office is closed!! WTF!!! I got nothing accomplished tonite!! Yet I dont feel that bad because Ann invited me over next week so maybe then I'll show her roommate a good time hahaha!!
But yeah Im a total fuck up when it comes to girls, the only reason Ive gotten far with them is because theyve come out and told me straight out instead of using that code shit they use to try to hint at you...