Guest Journal Entry (Toni Melville)
Matt doesn't really like hockey. He likes soccer (known as futbol to the rest of the world, and those damned French) and rugby, and crew. He doesn't want to paint his face for the hockey game. What Matt doesn't understand though, is the beauty of the sport.
Hockey is as American as Nascar, and Canada. Hockey is a beautiful sport. The start of the game involves men humping the ice and then hitting eahc other with sticks. There is also the power play, and hockey has 3 periods, not 4 quarters.
That fucking foghorn.
Hockey is fun, but don't be a puck slut. No one likes a puck slut. They try to sleep with the hockey team. They never get very far and no one likes them. A lot of the time, they are fat and ugly too. Matt has been to many places in the world and Geneseo is one of them.
GO ICE KNIGHTS!
Love,
Toni
Hockey is as American as Nascar, and Canada. Hockey is a beautiful sport. The start of the game involves men humping the ice and then hitting eahc other with sticks. There is also the power play, and hockey has 3 periods, not 4 quarters.
That fucking foghorn.
Hockey is fun, but don't be a puck slut. No one likes a puck slut. They try to sleep with the hockey team. They never get very far and no one likes them. A lot of the time, they are fat and ugly too. Matt has been to many places in the world and Geneseo is one of them.
GO ICE KNIGHTS!
Love,
Toni