... disturbing

[rowergirl]

So, if I were a high school science teacher...

SO many problems with that:
-Alice would poison us all.
-Somehow, despite your incredible hotness, I doubt you'd become head cheerleader, Jason (I hope I haven't crushed any dreams.)
-Bryan... prom queen... *shudder* It makes me think of that Miss America picture.
-Jessy... gang... um, no.