... I REALLY REALLY REALLY need more sleep. Or something.

Nov 26, 2004 23:20

I'm seriously scaring myself. Horribly. Wow...


Tim: ...if by "actually good" you mean "HAS MADE THE MOST EFFECTIVE BARGAIN WITH THE DEVIL HIMSELF", then yes
Tim: seriously, I'm surprised that you can go out in sunlight.
Nessa: I ain't bargainin' with no devil!
Tim: .....what the hell was that?
Nessa: I have no idea.
Nessa: I just felt the need to say it.
Tim: see it sounds like your hick side coming though
Nessa: well, see now, you should be proud of yourself. I'm finally comfy enough to let my true colors show through. my hick side.
Nessa: woo-eee, you suure are a cute one.
Tim: ...damn.
Nessa: momma, I got myself a good one!
Tim: ... what the hell is _wrong_ wiht you?
Nessa: blame it on lack of sleep or something.
Tim: ..uhhuh. GO TO BED.
Nessa: sigh. okay. I suppose I let my hick side out too soon :(
Tim: ...yes. the proper time would be NEVER.
Nessa: see? you should have taken me to the county fair! let my hick side have an outlet, so it wouldn't have to come out now.
Nessa: (wow. I'm seriously scaring myself here.)
Tim: ....I would've had to kill myself if you did this in public
Nessa: I would have had to kill _myself._
Nessa: wow. are you sure you didn't have some sort of drug in your food that you somehow made me ingest?
Tim: heh. maybe
Nessa: heh. you poisoned me, you bastard! now let me go get my shotgun..
Nessa: wow. help me.
Tim: and I thought _I_ was the one who always wanted a shotgun around
Tim: also, if you're doing the hick thing, you're supposed to refer to it as a "scattergun"
Nessa: I've never heard it called that.
Tim: ...I'm shocked. It's a southern/western hickish sort of thing
Nessa: mreh. but I'm a west viriginian hick. they're more of a mountain hick
Tim: which is actually worse :-p
Nessa: exactly!
Nessa: now, darlin', how's about you and me...
Tim: ...how's about we what?
Nessa: well, what do suggest, puumkin'?
Tim: ..I suggest gagging you, for starters
Nessa: now, you wouldn't do that to me, would you, darlin'?
Tim: ....do you _really_ want to test that?

Way too amusing... but scary!
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