Well shit

Oct 08, 2005 19:54

I'm sitting here, on a saturday evening, about as deathly sick as a 6-year old girl on AIDS. That's right. I said "On" the AIDS virus. She doesn't just "have" it. She's "on" it. And that "she" is me right now, to tell you the truth. I'm deathly sick, like I always seem to be. I'm forced to sit here on my day off from work, a saturday of all days, when everyone else is having some certain annual special event. What the hell am I doing with my life when it comes to this, huh? Whatever, I'll just catch the next one, shit.

AIDS. I don't know how they do that, man. I can't stand being sick for a single day, let alone every single day for the rest of my life. Jesus. That really teaches me to stay away from the blonde white girls. If you haven't noticed, it's aways the blonde white girls who get pregnant at an unnacceptable time or contain some sick sexually transmitted disease.

Blonde white girls. I don't know how they do that, man.

I wanted to go see a movie by myself today and I couldn't decide between two, so I ended up not going. Choices were In Her Shoes, which I have been moderately anticipating for some time, and Waiting..., which honestly does NOT look all that fuckin' appealing, but the thought of a movie featuring Dane Cook AND Andy Milonakis in ANY form is a little hard to pass up. What's your take? And don't try suggesting any other movie because if it's good, I've seen it.

I'll P more later, yuckas.
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