'cause I'm bored
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Doesn't sound worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (You say something @sshole?)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet. (The original super-soaker)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (Quality…)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Try this at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (40 year old virgin)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (Quantity over quality…)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Eew, this tastes like sh-… awhdamnit what did I step in?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Cunni-strong-us)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (But some can fly)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (Anyone test this theory?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish have no brains
Polar bears are left-handed. (They’d live longer if they were right)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about bonobos?)