Epic Name Game Thingy.
1) Chris Jericho
2) Bret Hart
3) Owen Hart
4) Roddy Piper
5) APA Bradshaw
6) Shawn Michaels
7) Kevin Nash
8) AJ Styles
9) Ric Flair
10) Ricky Steamboat
11) The Big Show
12) Matt Hardy
Does 10 strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
No way. Ricky wouldn’t dare do those things, he’s to conservative and reserved. The thought is lulzy though.
Who from your list would 11 most likely bottom to?
11 is Big Show-lmfao hxc. Well, I would have to go with the obvious. If Show was going to bottom *giggles* to anyone, then it would be Jericho because I still love Jerishow.
Would you rather do 3 or 5?
When I was little I looooooooved 3 who is Owen Hart. I’d feel…kind of disrespectful doing him though. He loved his wife and family so much, I just…no. I couldn’t go there. I’d pick 5, and not just for that reason. I think APA Bradshaw was hot! Yeah I know it’s a ways off from my usual choices but I would pick 5.
Which of 4 and 1 would you rather have do you?
Oh, EVIL question is evil. 4 is Roddy and 1 is Jericho. *epic pouts* I want both. Damn. It just had to come down to those two? I have to go with Roddy. It’s the kilt, and the wild personality. He’d probably be crazy in bed, and even if the sex was bad (I doubt it) I could listen to him tell epic stories all night long. Roddy <3
12 and 2 are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
12 is Matt Hardy and 2 is Bret Hart. This is awkward. I don’t like them together but…nor could I see Bret having sex in a plane…but…ok.
“Come on Bret, you know you want a piece of my fine southern ass.” Matt grinned, earning a scowl from Bret who was seated next to him.
“I hate fags. I hate fags like Shawn Michaels. I’m straight. I only do women. Shawn’s not a woman.”
Matt blinked.
“Uh, ok. Well…you don’t gotta be so uptight about it. Come on Bret, I know how you /really/ feel.”
“I don’t like boooooooooooooys!”
“Bret!” Matt pouted. “Come on man, loosen up!”
“I don’t like peeeeeeenis!”
“Bre-“
“I do not like it with a fox, I do not like it in a box, I do not like it here or there, I do not like it anywhere! I do not like hard dick and spam, I do not like it, Hitman I am!”
“It’s alright Bret, really. It’s AU, /and/ it’s a crackfic so nothing really matters. Anything goes!”
Bret narrowed his eyes at Matt for a moment, thinking over his words.
“So…I don’t have to be in character? I don’t have to be angry and serious and angsty?”
“That’s right.” Matt nodded, twining a strand of Bret’s dark hair around his finger.
“I want you to dress as a pink rabbit, call me dirty names, and fuck me while Dark Side of The Moon plays backwards.”
Matt shrugged.
“Sweet!” Matt cheered, reaching for his carry-on bag, which miraculously held a pink bunny suit.
There’s no way I could do Matt and Bret serious xD
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of 11? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I don’t want naked pics of The Big Show kthnx. If you want some, you can find them yourself. Try Chris’s sock drawer, I hear that’s where he keeps all the “good” stuff.
Where are 5 and 9 most likely to have sex? Who on your friends list is most likely to write a fic about it?
Lmao. APA Bradshaw, and Ric Flair. Well I’d say in a bar I guess. There would have to be alcohol involved somehow. DK maybe, because she does like to tackle strange pairings sometimes. xD I’m not sure though if any of my friends would write that pairing.
When 12 masturbates, he thinks about...
*Giggles* Matt thinks about Jeff, duh!
What is 11's favourite sex toy?
The Big Show’s favorite sex toy is Chris Jericho!
Come up with a title and summary for a 12/7/1 three way. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Kevin Nash/Matt Hardy/Chris Jericho
Title: Jeri Is Dead Big Sexy’s Boys (sucky title sucks)
Summary: Smut. Proportional smut.
Warnings: HOT!
I would read that. I’ve actually wanted to read something with Nash/Jericho. Throwing in Matt works for me, because I love Matticho. So…the threeway, yeah I’d read it.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, 2 or 6?
Ha. Bret and Shawn. XD For lolz I’d love Bret to be tied up, but I don’t see that happening. I think that Shawn would be more likely to consent to Bret tying him up. Either way…yum. Wow. Mmm.
As a birthday present, 7's long time lover 5 offers to do whatever 7 wants in bed. What's 7's secret birthday wish?
Seven=Kevin Nash. 5=APA Bradshaw. I find that a hot pairing, so shoot me. I think Kevin wants some BDSM and Bradshaw is going to be his submissive for the night.
Choose a food item for 4 and 12 to use together.
Roddy and Matt. That’s once again kind of strange. Um…Roddy using strawberry syrup on Matt.
8 and 4 are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
AJ and Roddy. Roddy is def the top. This also seems weird to me, it makes me lol thinking within terms of rp world of Sera, Nef, and myself. This would be bad for that world.
Which fetish is 9 likely to indulge?
Ric Flair-Crossdressing.
What would you do if you had 8 naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would 5 do if he had 8 naked, willing and able in his bed?
8 is AJ. Hells yes! Isn’t that obvious? I wouldn’t say no to that opportunity. As for 5 who is APA Bradshaw…I think he’d take pics and use it as blackmail or something.
What wouldn't 10 and 4 tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
4 is Roddy, 10 is Ricky. They wouldn’t tell their friends that Ricky sometimes likes Roddy to dress as a school girl, and Roddy sometimes likes Ricky to dress as a Geisha. (I blame Moussy xD)
10 gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for 9. Where is it? What does it say?
Aaaw…Ricky gets a tat to declare his eternal love for Flair. Flairboat ftw! Ricky would get it somewhere only Ric could see, that wouldn’t be visible to everyone. That way it would be personal, and it would be just for them. I’d say he gets a tattoo on his inner thigh. It’s the Japanese symbol for love, with the initials RF in small letters just beneath the symbol.
Imagine that 2 writes an erotic 11/1/6 fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Bret writes an erotic fic about The Big Show, Chris Jericho, and Shawn Michaels. *falls over on the floor laughing hysterically* Oh. My. Bret! XD Wow. Um. If Bret did that, then he has serious issues that I doubt can be solved by a team of psychologists or modern medicine.
Title: The Cracksmutfic to End All Cracksmutfics
Summary: … The Big Show owns his bitches HBK and Jericho.
Author: ThePinkandSlashAttack
Warning: See pairing.
If 2 walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would 8 react?
If Bret walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa…wait. Is that what he wore to write the fic? This just gets stranger and stranger. Anyway, how would AJ react? I think poor AJ would cry his eyes out and be crushed thinking that Bret has lost his damn mind for sure. In other news-omj I’m lol’n so hard XD
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list.
(9) Ric Flair and (1)Chris Jericho are having a quickie in a broom closet when (8)AJ Styles walks in on them. Naturally enough, (8)AJ joins in, first paging (3)Owen, who's in the middle of fucking (5)APA Bradshaw into the mattress. (3)Owen abandons (5)Bradshaw on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and (5)Bradshaw, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous (4)Roddy Piper attempts to rescue him. But (5)Bradshaw will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where (10)Ricky Steamboat is one of his regular clients.
/O.O\
Now do it, post it and enjoy it <3