open | is that why they call me a sullen girl?

[whereismyshirt]

Nessie is making me write in this stupid thing
I'm new. My name's Jacob. Hi.
So. A ball. Since I'm being forced Apparently I'm going. Please tell me I don't have to wear a tiny robe to this thing.

[OOC; posting and running, bbl to tag after class, the strikes are ttly visible if that's allowed!]

Comments

[rathershowyou]

You're going to have fun! I bet there's food and you get have to dance with me

At least you don't have chicken legs?

[whereismyshirt]

Points for food at least.

Who said you have chicken legs?!

[rathershowyou]

I knew you'd like that part of it.

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No one. I said that you didn't have chicken legs. Like...it could be worse. You could be wearing a tiny robe and have chicken legs. Your legs are good legs not chicken legs.

[whereismyshirt]

Cullens and their sneakyness.

Well, that's because my legs are more wolfy.

[rathershowyou]

We're like Ninjas and Pirates combined.

Less furry. Usually. Especially at the ball.

[whereismyshirt]

Just watch out for the astronauts.

Nobody should be seeing them at a ball. Why are these stupid things called balls again?

[rathershowyou]

Ninja's would steal all the oxygen tanks while Pirates hold up their ship!

Hmmmm because you have a ball? And no you should probably wear pants. I'm the one wearing a dress.

[whereismyshirt]

Whatever the cavemen would totally help out. Sick their tamed sabertooth tigers on the ninjas and some radioactive sharks on the pirates.

Oh man, are you making dog jokes now? I thought I was safe from you.

[rathershowyou]

Well then the cavemen would end up winning the whole thing. They always do. Emmett is totally proof.

Psh. I'd make better dog jokes then that. Ball like fun. You have fun at the ball. You have a ball.

[whereismyshirt]

But what about the radioactive sharks? I think they should get the trophy.

Right. Having a ball at this ball. Thing. Can't wait!

[rathershowyou]

Well...I guess you would die from radiation poisoning even if you did survive the biting part. Okay, we can give the radioactive sharks the trophy.

I promise it won't be horrible and we'll do something you want to do since you did something I want to do.

[whereismyshirt]

Sharks are hard core. I could probably take one out though.

Really? Like what?

[rathershowyou]

Well duh.

I don't know. You could teach me football or I'll give you a coupon for cliff diving...if they have cliffs and water here...when it gets warm or...whatever you want. You get to pick.

[whereismyshirt]

It's not duh if it's radioactive! Those ones can shoot lasers outta their mouths and stuff.

We could play some catch at least. Have to find somewhere, you know. Good for it. I wonder if I have to kill my own pig to make a football?

[rathershowyou]

Lasers huh? Now I think maybe I should go in as a laser shield. I don't think they'd do much to my skin.

I'm good for catch. [There's a drawing of a ick face here] Pig blood.