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Good morning, everyone who wasn't born in a bounded world. Why don't How about that snow?
So, tomorrow is Christmas. I'm sure that, ideally, most of us would be spending it with our families. Or our friends, at the very least. But then, our lives include an ancient tree with a shitty truly awful sense of humour.
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2. I weigh about 90 pounds.
3. I have no axe, and even if I did, I don't know how to use one.
4. It's really cold outside.
5. Have I mentioned I weigh about as much as your average 12 year old?
6. Every tree I've ever gotten myself has been delivered by men who set it up in its own little pot for replanting after the holiday, or has been plastic and had feet on the bottom.
Not that I'm discouraged, mind you. These are just the largest obstacles at this particular juncture. Because in the future, this tree is already my Christmas tree, so obviously it must have a way of making it happen. I'm merely waiting to be shown the light.
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But that's past tense.
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Works for me.
And to answer your question, I would feel monumentally relieved that my tree had found me. Can't go messing with the way things are meant to be.
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