[private to nerd boy...er...Ianto]

[getsthelastword]

Are you a fan of Ozzy Osbourne?

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[guns_and_coffee]

Not when he's sober.

[getsthelastword]

Ozzy's sober? That's a depressing thought.

[guns_and_coffee]

What year are you from?

[getsthelastword]

I suppose that depends on what you mean by "from."

[guns_and_coffee]

Fine. What year was it when you left Earth?

[getsthelastword]

1992.

[guns_and_coffee]

You missed the transformation of rock. Probably a good thing.

[getsthelastword]

But you like old style Ozzy? The whole biting-the-head-off-a-bat style?

[guns_and_coffee]

Speaks to the anger and pain in my soul, absolutely.

[getsthelastword]

You see, I can't decide if you're being sarcastic or not. I guess that's the problem with old fashioned letter writing, isn't it?

[guns_and_coffee]

As opposed to the even more old-fashioned speaking in person?

[getsthelastword]

The paranoia that sets in with old ages makes this preferable right now. I'm still trying to figure out what it is that you want.

[guns_and_coffee]

Dry cleaning service.

[getsthelastword]

Bonnie's the wrong place to go for that. You should see the grass stains.

[guns_and_coffee]

She has given Rowan the Slap Chop, though.

[getsthelastword]

Yeah, that's great.

Listen, from now on, you take all your dry cleaning issues to me, not her.

Got it?