[private to Bret]

[maybeunorthadox]

How'd the bonfire go? No third-degree burns?

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[weedyshyguy]

No. Everyone was fine. Ariana was happy.

You didn't go?

[maybeunorthadox]

Consider it a favor.

[weedyshyguy]

I suppose I would've been a little upset if I'd had to keep you from drinking too much. Open fire and all.

But it would've been nice to see you anyway.

[maybeunorthadox]

Oh no, you misunderstood, I meant a favor for Pyro. Didn't want to go crushing spirits at her party.

You d

[weedyshyguy]

You know, I think Ariana wouldn't actually mind that nickname. And maybe her spirits are better off. I don't know how dedicated you are to crushing them. You try hard wi

[maybeunorthadox]

It's a hobby. Keeps me going through the day.

[weedyshyguy]

You know, you always write me

What'd you do instead?

[maybeunorthadox]

Sat at home, plugged in the Pod, watched some Desperate Housewives.

[weedyshyguy]

My head actually hurt trying to imagine that. Unless Desperate Housewives is a por different sort of show than I remember.

[maybeunorthadox]

And then I turned on Sex and the City.

[weedyshyguy]

[pause]

Turned on or "turned on"?

[maybeunorthadox]

Does the image of my "turning on" Sex and the City turn you on?

[weedyshyguy]

[pause as he wonders whether this is inappropriate]

Sex is always a turn on. I think that's the idea.

[maybeunorthadox]

Well, my door's always open. Know what else is open?

[weedyshyguy]

[pause]

Your vagina?

[maybeunorthadox]

I was going for "legs", but sure.