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Dear Elena,
If you can read this, you're probably laughing at me right now. But it makes sense to me that you can see it. I'm not Catholic or anything, so I'm not sure if people are still becoming saints these days, but it totally seems logical that you'd be the patron saint of diaries. Patron saintess? Is gender applicable to saints or are you guys beyond that sort of thing?
So Damon just showed up. And he's kind of a jerk. A really, really, really, really attractive jerk. Apparently, wherever he's coming from, you just died. So it's hard to blame him, really, for being a jerk. The Salvatore boys were always crazy about you. I mean, even where I came from, I never thought that fifteen years was enough time for them to get over you. You were always the light to their darkness or some stupid metaphor like that. And being blond probably didn't hurt your case either
Anyways, I just wanted to tell you hi and that I hope you're having fun in the afterlife. Cloud surfing or tanning on the sun or something. And also, I wanted to apologize for some not-so-nice things I may be saying about your boyfriend to Damon. I don't mean them and I'm certainly not trying to cast a bad light on Stefan (like natural sunlight--get it? well, not Rowan sunlight. I don't know what's up with that). It just seems easier to lie than to
Well, that's the thing. I don't know. Either way, it wouldn't be a good reaction, would it? Right now, I'm pretty sure he just thinks I'm some annoying teenybopper. Is that still around? Do people still say teenybopper? Anyways, I'm pretty sure he'd just be annoyed with me. He's probably make that face he makes whenever someone unattractive tries to hit on him. You know, that "You really think you're in my league?" sort of face. Arrogant sneer, more like.
I don't even know why I ever liked him. He's so mean.
Except when he's not.
But I guess you'd know that better than anyone.
Well, anyway, sorry for the Stefan stuff. Have fun playing board games with Jesus or whatever it is you're doing.
Lots and lots of love,
Bonnie (XOXOXOXO)
If you can read this, you're probably laughing at me right now. But it makes sense to me that you can see it. I'm not Catholic or anything, so I'm not sure if people are still becoming saints these days, but it totally seems logical that you'd be the patron saint of diaries. Patron saintess? Is gender applicable to saints or are you guys beyond that sort of thing?
So Damon just showed up. And he's kind of a jerk. A really, really, really, really attractive jerk. Apparently, wherever he's coming from, you just died. So it's hard to blame him, really, for being a jerk. The Salvatore boys were always crazy about you. I mean, even where I came from, I never thought that fifteen years was enough time for them to get over you. You were always the light to their darkness or some stupid metaphor like that. And being blond probably didn't hurt your case either
Anyways, I just wanted to tell you hi and that I hope you're having fun in the afterlife. Cloud surfing or tanning on the sun or something. And also, I wanted to apologize for some not-so-nice things I may be saying about your boyfriend to Damon. I don't mean them and I'm certainly not trying to cast a bad light on Stefan (like natural sunlight--get it? well, not Rowan sunlight. I don't know what's up with that). It just seems easier to lie than to
Well, that's the thing. I don't know. Either way, it wouldn't be a good reaction, would it? Right now, I'm pretty sure he just thinks I'm some annoying teenybopper. Is that still around? Do people still say teenybopper? Anyways, I'm pretty sure he'd just be annoyed with me. He's probably make that face he makes whenever someone unattractive tries to hit on him. You know, that "You really think you're in my league?" sort of face. Arrogant sneer, more like.
I don't even know why I ever liked him. He's so mean.
Except when he's not.
But I guess you'd know that better than anyone.
Well, anyway, sorry for the Stefan stuff. Have fun playing board games with Jesus or whatever it is you're doing.
Lots and lots of love,
Bonnie (XOXOXOXO)