I cut my hair tonight. It was long overdue. I rummaged around in Max's bathroom for some clippers and finally found them. I'm a little uneven on the left side, but I put the clippers down before I fucked things up too much in the obsessive need to be symmetrical, which inevitably leads to a bald head.
There's a shitty camera here, so while there's no focus, here's me with my hair cut... not that you can tell with the bad lighting, so as a bonus, I am somewhat topless too. ;p