Weird Al pick-up lines
Great pick-up lines, from our good friend Weird Al Yankovic. They amused me so I figured I'd share a laugh.
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
"Girl, you smell like Fritos. That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare."
"I'll bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of Lucky Charms"
"How'd you get through security? 'Cause, baby, you're the bomb!"
"You're absolutely perfect. Don't speak now, you might spoil it."
"I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl, so I could see you twice."
"You're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear."
"You'd look like Venus de Milo if I just cut off your arms."
"My love for you's like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in."
"My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?"
"Stop, drop and roll now, 'cause baby, you're on fire!"
"I hope I'm not being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?"
"Maybe you've seen my picture; It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!""
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
"Girl, you smell like Fritos. That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare."
"I'll bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of Lucky Charms"
"How'd you get through security? 'Cause, baby, you're the bomb!"
"You're absolutely perfect. Don't speak now, you might spoil it."
"I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl, so I could see you twice."
"You're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear."
"You'd look like Venus de Milo if I just cut off your arms."
"My love for you's like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in."
"My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?"
"Stop, drop and roll now, 'cause baby, you're on fire!"
"I hope I'm not being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?"
"Maybe you've seen my picture; It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!""
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"