Konnichiwa, Mother Bitches

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We have done it we have finally booked all of our hotels. This is a giant load off my mind, we are now on our way. Too late to back out. What the fuck have I gotten myself into, fifteen days in a country that doesn't speak my language with two crazy bitches, am I retarted. don't answer that. Anyway here you go, for your viewing pleasure, what I will be doing and you won't.

March 27th- Houston and Narita, in the air for 19 hours
March 28th- Tokyo (Hotel Matsushima)
March 29th- Tokyo (Hotel Matsushima)
March 30th- Tokyo (Hotel Matsushima)
March 31st- Tokyo (City Hotel Lornstar) and Kawasaki Fertility Festival (Kanamara Matsuri)
April 1st- Knoxville (Just kidding!), Tokyo (City Hotel Lornstar) and Kawasaki Fertility Festival (Kanamara Matsuri)
April 2nd- Tsuruoka (Tokyo Dai Ichi Hotel Tsuruoka) and Self Mummified Priests of Dewa Sanzan
April 3rd- Kyoto (Gion Shinmonso, Geisha District)
April 4th- Kyoto (Gion Shinmonso) with side trip to Asahi Brewery in Nagoya
April 5th- Kyoto (Gion Shinmonso)
April 6th- Osaka (Plaza Osaka) with "rest" at Adonis Love Hotel, famous for it's Helly Kitty S&M Room
April 7th- Mt. Koya (Shojoshin-in)
April 8th- Tokyo (Shinjuku New City Hotel), after morning services at Shojoshin-in for Hana Matsuri (Buddha's Birthday Floral Festival)
April 9th- Tokyo (Shinjuku New City Hotel), Jingu-bashi in Harajuku
April 10th- Tokyo (Shinjuku New City Hotel)
April 11th- Narita, Houston, Knoxville, SLEEP

That's it! The hotels are booked! The plans are made!