From The Desk Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson
Due to my immanent departure from the US, I have felt that I should take the time out to remind all personne (especially the super powered idjits) bout proper procedure for getting in contact with me while I am away.
- Do not text me, I won’t get it on my phone. If you want to text me, for those of you with a Smart Phone or iTouch, us WhatsApp o text me. It’s free.
- Also, my AIM handle is cougaraven13, and my Skype username is Rover_09
- If you must call me, use Skype. I will put up my international cell phone number at a later date.
Please note that any abuse of this information will result in the perpetrator cleaning every bathroom on the Helicarrier with a toothbrush in a tutu. Mr. Stark will be informed of their location. If Mr. Stark is the perpetrator, he will also be cleaning out the bathrooms in his own tower in said tutu. All of them.