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The Hot Priest
i-wuv-virgins:
gayjamesbond:
Okay story time.
I ride the train home from my bookstore everyday. And a couple of months ago I started sporadically seeing this really attractive priest on the ride home. And when I say priest I mean like cassock and all. And you know how I feel about cassocks.
So naturally I have been stalking this man in tumblr ninja mode for the past couple months. He’s always reading so it’s not that hard to creep.
This all changed yesterday night.
The train was more crowded than usual, so I actually had to sit on the benches directly across from Hot Priest. So I sit there and bury my face in my laptop (writing gay sex of course) and when I happen to glance up, Hot Priest is staring at my chest.
So at first I’m like “FATHER EXCUSE ME THAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” but that rapidly degenerated into mental pleas of “Sexy, can I?”
And then I realized that I was wearing my vest with all the pins on it. The pins in this case being these:
and this
So as I’m realizing this the father leans across the isle towards me and goes
“Excuse me, miss. Forgive me if I’m wrong, but are those Supernatural pins?”
And at this point I had to activily grip my seat because oh my fucking god hot priest not only watches spn, but he is obviously enough of a fanboy that he realizes that this obscure shit is a reference.
So internally I was like “JADE CALM YOUR TITS AND STOP STARING AT HIM WITH YOUR MOUTH HANGING OPEN.” But what I actually said was ” Wow, yes, I’m suprised you recognized them.” And he goes “Well yeah, of course. My little brother and I love Supernatural.”
And then he like leaned over and stuck out his hand and said
“Hi. I’m Father Samuel.”
And then i fainted
But actually I just stared at him like BRO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH ME
YOU
ARE
FUCKING
WITH ME
So then he pulled at his wallet and showed me his id and his name actually is Samuel and he’s only 25.
And I repeat:
OHMYFUCKINGGOD SOMEONE TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL