Ever have one of those days where reality fucks with you?
I think, that there's not much that'll top this. And I don't write in my live journal at all mind you. So this is worth it.
I had asked one of the programmers at my work, if I could print something from his desk. He asked what, I said "My resume"....So he says sure, and I hand him my USB key and he loads it up and scans for virii and such. He asks, "Lookin' places specific or just a job search agency," I answer "The latter"...Prints my resume to the printer in the next room and says, "Grab that quick so no one sees what printed," and of course I do, and when I come back he's surfing my Furry Porn!*
I put my resume in front of it and say, "That's sorta private!" and he said and I quote: "Sorta means it's not fully private!" and he pushed the resume away and was staring at a very naughty picture of LIONROO and VINCE from ASB masturbating together.
Looking back at him and seeing him staring at the picture I looked back and offered, "Erm, Doug, they're animals...." What came next shocked the hell outta me. "I know...an....anthr....Anthropomorphic?" he managed trying to remember the term from somewhere online he must have seen it. "Yeah...you know about Anthro-art?" he laughed and grinned big, "Hon' it's some of the best stuff out there!"
So I did what any fur to any fur-non-hater'd say "I could get you more." his reply, shocked me still. I mean by this point you'd figured I was shocked enough, and my offer to get him more was just a joke but answering he said "How dirty?" o.o!!!!
"How dirty do you need it?" "The dirtier the better please!" All I can say is DAYYYYYYYYYYYYUM in my mind and replied "I'll fill the 256 MB key and lend it to you Monday," he said, "Woohoo!"
So then he looked back at the picture and noticed one was a Buck and one was...half Kangaroo and half lion and looked at me and said, "Don't you have a hat that says "Lionroo" on it or something?" When I nodded and he looked down at the anthro kangaroo tattoo'd on my forearm he says, "Ooooh..." and whispered, "That's a picture o' you hey?" By then I was just sufficiently creeped out as he's cute, He thinks I'm cute, I was standing there with a hardon in his cubicle and he just said, "I can't wait to see more stuff you can find"
So, what do you think I am going to do? Well.....I'll load the 256 MB keyup one day atta time and mayyyyyyyyyyyybe give him a peek at VCL and watch him come in one day looking Dehyadrated.
Okay........WORST SUPER EMBARASSING MOMENT EVER!
Lionroo
I had asked one of the programmers at my work, if I could print something from his desk. He asked what, I said "My resume"....So he says sure, and I hand him my USB key and he loads it up and scans for virii and such. He asks, "Lookin' places specific or just a job search agency," I answer "The latter"...Prints my resume to the printer in the next room and says, "Grab that quick so no one sees what printed," and of course I do, and when I come back he's surfing my Furry Porn!*
I put my resume in front of it and say, "That's sorta private!" and he said and I quote: "Sorta means it's not fully private!" and he pushed the resume away and was staring at a very naughty picture of LIONROO and VINCE from ASB masturbating together.
Looking back at him and seeing him staring at the picture I looked back and offered, "Erm, Doug, they're animals...." What came next shocked the hell outta me. "I know...an....anthr....Anthropomorphic?" he managed trying to remember the term from somewhere online he must have seen it. "Yeah...you know about Anthro-art?" he laughed and grinned big, "Hon' it's some of the best stuff out there!"
So I did what any fur to any fur-non-hater'd say "I could get you more." his reply, shocked me still. I mean by this point you'd figured I was shocked enough, and my offer to get him more was just a joke but answering he said "How dirty?" o.o!!!!
"How dirty do you need it?" "The dirtier the better please!" All I can say is DAYYYYYYYYYYYYUM in my mind and replied "I'll fill the 256 MB key and lend it to you Monday," he said, "Woohoo!"
So then he looked back at the picture and noticed one was a Buck and one was...half Kangaroo and half lion and looked at me and said, "Don't you have a hat that says "Lionroo" on it or something?" When I nodded and he looked down at the anthro kangaroo tattoo'd on my forearm he says, "Ooooh..." and whispered, "That's a picture o' you hey?" By then I was just sufficiently creeped out as he's cute, He thinks I'm cute, I was standing there with a hardon in his cubicle and he just said, "I can't wait to see more stuff you can find"
So, what do you think I am going to do? Well.....I'll load the 256 MB keyup one day atta time and mayyyyyyyyyyyybe give him a peek at VCL and watch him come in one day looking Dehyadrated.
Okay........WORST SUPER EMBARASSING MOMENT EVER!
Lionroo