Sep 13, 2006 21:43
east hasting: then all i'd need are the lights with an automated timer.
east hasting: oh man, his cage would be so pimp.
Lgph7: like red lights? like red light district? like youre calling your own snake a ho? what a horrible father....
east hasting: noooo
east hasting: like heat lamps, which are more tinted yellow if anything
Lgph7: BAD FATHER
east hasting: i'm a good father
east hasting: i feed him every week and a half.
Lgph7: ...souls...
east hasting: you hush!
east hasting: there is not emperical evidence to support any such thing.
Lgph7: :-X
east hasting: and that's what helps me sleep at night so take that.
Lgph7: you science freak
Lgph7: i stay up worrying that youve accidentally left copies of directions to my house near his cage and YOU SLEEP PEACEFULLY
east hasting: lol
east hasting: i'm not sure, but you MAY be acting a bit irrational.
east hasting: last i checked eros can't even reach the keys, let alone drive a car.
east hasting: although that would be interesting to see...
Lgph7: youd be suprised
Lgph7: last i heard, snakes fly
Lgph7: on PLANES
east hasting: who the fuck have you been talking to?
Lgph7: samuel l jackson
east hasting: apparently...
east hasting: so when are you coming to visit?
Lgph7: when eros moves out
east hasting: he's really cute laura,
east hasting: you should learn to like him while he stays that way.
Lgph7: eric, i havent liked snakes, um, ever
east hasting: so i'm going to cure you of your phobia!
Lgph7: AHHH NO