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"My house is trashed. My 2 liters of vodka is gone. My bed is covered in juice. I found a cup of beer in my underwear drawer. And now, my 11-year-old brother knows all about my sex life because my 18-year-old crackwhore sister showed him that I was in the facebook group 'I Love Sex!'.
What a weekend..."
Becca's away message
but seriously folks...
"this spartan superwife is going to bed after a simply amazing weekend filled with national tv appearances, hockey games, hockey players, disinviting people (he he to inside jokes), endless games of yellowcar, dancing, slurpees, aaaaand my favorites... sweet dreams everyone :-D"
Jenna's away message
What a weekend..."
Becca's away message
but seriously folks...
"this spartan superwife is going to bed after a simply amazing weekend filled with national tv appearances, hockey games, hockey players, disinviting people (he he to inside jokes), endless games of yellowcar, dancing, slurpees, aaaaand my favorites... sweet dreams everyone :-D"
Jenna's away message