Warning to All Citizens of Johto!
ALERT! ALERT!
At approximately 10:00 AM (EST) on Monday, June 06, everyone's PokéGears will go off in a colorful display of... a few Jennys in a bit of a frantic rush.
[Officer Jenny appears on screen, staring at the screen in shock. She tries to compose herself and opens her mouth, but another sound behind her has her turning away, It's a second Jenny, pacing back and forth.]
"What's wrong with this region's technology?! How could everything from Goldenrod be transferred over to Sinnoh?!"
[She's pretty frazzled about this. The first Jenny holds up her hands, as if trying to hide this from the rest of Johto. She didn't think of turning off the broadcast. Obscured but still slightly in view, the second Jenny stops pacing and smacks the paperwork she's holding.]
"There was a heist in the Goldenrod center, but it's been months! And so many children skipping out on their work, that pokégear... Even Pokémon abuse! How did we get none of that!"
"Jenny! We have new cases we need to solve! Let the others rest."
[The first one is all for letting bygones be bygones. The second takes a long moment to think... before sighing. She nods.]
"Report the three we have."
"Understood!" [The first one spins around to face the camera again. She lowers her hands and puts on her best business face before reading off the crimes.]
"Citizens of Johto! We have three criminals running on the loose! The first two are likely to be cunning but not too dangerous. However, please don't approach them for causing trouble! The third one is a repeat offender! He's very sneaky and may try to rob you of your belongings! Although the items were, um... returned... We still would like to bring him in for questioning! If you spot any of them, please alert the authorities immediately!"
[On the screen, three wonderul mug-shots.Once again taken by a pidgey in a tree with a camera.]
Stitch AmeljonesIse NanaoKaitou Kid
TheftAssault on a PokéCenter and nurses, terminated job earlyTheft
Stitch Ameljones: 20 June
Ise Nanao: 20 June
Kaitou Kid: 20 June
"And if you see these criminals, I strongly advise you all, as good citizens of this city, to give us a call! Thank you!"
[The first officer pauses and turns behind her, hand obscuring the camera again.]
"What do we tell them about those three days--"
"Ssh! That's classified information! Turn off the camera!"
[Connection terminated.]
That's right, the three recent heists in the month of May! Nanao and Kaito would like to escape, but Stitch is up for grabs after the stone her stole is used.
Feel free to use this post to plot with Myki, Makun, and Styx! You've got two weeks. Run forth, young citizens!
At approximately 10:00 AM (EST) on Monday, June 06, everyone's PokéGears will go off in a colorful display of... a few Jennys in a bit of a frantic rush.
[Officer Jenny appears on screen, staring at the screen in shock. She tries to compose herself and opens her mouth, but another sound behind her has her turning away, It's a second Jenny, pacing back and forth.]
"What's wrong with this region's technology?! How could everything from Goldenrod be transferred over to Sinnoh?!"
[She's pretty frazzled about this. The first Jenny holds up her hands, as if trying to hide this from the rest of Johto. She didn't think of turning off the broadcast. Obscured but still slightly in view, the second Jenny stops pacing and smacks the paperwork she's holding.]
"There was a heist in the Goldenrod center, but it's been months! And so many children skipping out on their work, that pokégear... Even Pokémon abuse! How did we get none of that!"
"Jenny! We have new cases we need to solve! Let the others rest."
[The first one is all for letting bygones be bygones. The second takes a long moment to think... before sighing. She nods.]
"Report the three we have."
"Understood!" [The first one spins around to face the camera again. She lowers her hands and puts on her best business face before reading off the crimes.]
"Citizens of Johto! We have three criminals running on the loose! The first two are likely to be cunning but not too dangerous. However, please don't approach them for causing trouble! The third one is a repeat offender! He's very sneaky and may try to rob you of your belongings! Although the items were, um... returned... We still would like to bring him in for questioning! If you spot any of them, please alert the authorities immediately!"
[On the screen, three wonderul mug-shots.Once again taken by a pidgey in a tree with a camera.]
Stitch AmeljonesIse NanaoKaitou Kid
TheftAssault on a PokéCenter and nurses, terminated job earlyTheft
Stitch Ameljones: 20 June
Ise Nanao: 20 June
Kaitou Kid: 20 June
"And if you see these criminals, I strongly advise you all, as good citizens of this city, to give us a call! Thank you!"
[The first officer pauses and turns behind her, hand obscuring the camera again.]
"What do we tell them about those three days--"
"Ssh! That's classified information! Turn off the camera!"
[Connection terminated.]
That's right, the three recent heists in the month of May! Nanao and Kaito would like to escape, but Stitch is up for grabs after the stone her stole is used.
Feel free to use this post to plot with Myki, Makun, and Styx! You've got two weeks. Run forth, young citizens!