"The GazettE Confess." - Confessions I - X.
Title: The GazettE Confess.
Chapters: 1 - 10.
Summary: Watch as Aoi, Uruha, Reita, Ruki and Kai recap their daily mishaps, adventures and dramas in an online blog.
December 6, 2006.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
Today we started recording. Which was pretty much a waste of time. Uruha laughed at Ruki's use of English (it is quite questionable sometimes) in some of the songs, but Ruki can speak better English than the rest of us anyway, so Uruha should shut up. Having great legs does not automatically make you the best at everything.
Anyway, Kai was the only one that actually did anything productive such as spinning drumsticks and drumming like there's no tomorrow, but what else is new? The rest of us were flipping through old magazines laughing at Gackt (Reita and Uruha came up with the conclusion that Gackt had to leave Malice Mizer because his ego was getting too big for Mana's liking, which honestly, wouldn't surprise me if it was true.) and ate all the candy from the vending machines.
Reita also wore this hideous pink shirt with a glittery Hello Kitty on the front, which obviously was Ruki's doing because Reita is the manliest in this band, and would not wear such a thing willingly.
Comment(s): 6
ThighMan: I thought Reita's shirt was cute. Perhaps I should get you one for your birthday.
--GuitarHero69: I will actually hurt you if you do.
cockroach: Don't blame me for the English, blame FreeTranslation. Man, that site sucks.
*b*ass: I used to use FreeTranslation to translate pickup lines so that I could use them on girls.
--cockroach: What.
--- *b*ass: This was obviously before I confessed my undying love for you.
December 8, 2006.
Posted to: cockroach.
Well, today was rather interesting. I managed to break a nail and Aoi dropped his guitar on his leg at which we all laughed at, because he ran around with his arms all over the place and the most interesting selection of words coming from his mouth. Uruha just laughed at him, because he such a good boyfriend like that. Surely Reita would not laugh if such a thing happened to me. RIGHT?
When we left the studio, Reita and I went to the convenience store . Reita spent the longest time at the manga section because he is too poor to actually buy it, and I don't lend him money because I'll never see it again. Meanwhile some kid kept on staring at me for some unknown reason. Maybe it was because I was wearing make-up, or that Reita's hair was looking spikier than usual. WE'RE IN JAPAN, MEN WEAR MAKE-UP AND HAIR PRODUCTS, YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT.
Comment(s): 4
GuitarHero69: SHUT UP. It did hurt like a bitch. Also, Uruha should have been there with his thighs. Then not only the kid would have been staring, but also the women.
DrummerBoy: Then what does Reita spend his money on?
--cockroach: Things of sexual nature. You don't want to know.
*b*ass: Actually, I also would laugh at you, because you made me wear that awful Hello Kitty shirt, and it would be my revenge.
December 9, 2006.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Aoi and Uruha went drinking. God, I hope Uruha is okay.
Comment(s): 5
GuitarHero69: Uruha's fine. A little wasted and convinced that he, indeed, is the long lost brother of Yoshiki-sama, and has taken to create dresses out of my bedsheets and towels.
--cockroach: I would pay good money to see that.
---GuitarHero69: Uruha' is going to kill me when he reads this, but it is pretty funny.
----*b*ass: A little wasted? He must have drunk the entire champagne collection that the place offered.
----GuitarHero69: You have no idea.
December 11, 2006.
Posted to: ThighMan.
WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT ME BEING DRUNK AND PRETENDING TO BE YOSHIKI. I like to do strange things when I'm drunk. Besides, I'm a nice drunk and don't go hitting Ruki's dog/Aoi/Kai's drums/whatever. I did manage to recreate one of Yoshiki's white dresses rather nicely using Aoi's bedsheets, curtains, underwear and safety pins. Aoi tells me that he took pictures, but I'm going to have to do something for him in order to have him not blackmail me.
In other news, I went shopping and bought the most awesome pair of pants. They're dark blue with white stripes and have shiny, glittery flowers on the back and down one of the legs as well. I was thinking of getting them for Kai, just to gay him up a bit, but I want to live just a little longer, and they probably look better on me anyway. Aoi lies: having great legs does make you the best at everything.
PS: Aoi - I am not going to dress up as Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Because I did that last time. Perhaps I'll get Kai to bake a cake or something.
Comment(s): 5
GuitarHero69: Those pants sound awesome. I cannot wait to get them off you. Legolas was fun, I don't see why you can't do it again, though baking a cake sounds awesome, as long as you're not wearing anything while doing it and I get to watch.
-- DrummerBoy: Way too much information about your sex life there. Also, I do not need gaying up, and unless you want cyanide cake, I won't do it.
cockroach: WHY WON'T REITA EVER DRESS UP FOR ME. I would like to see Uruha in that makeshift dress, it sounds like the most idiotic thing ever. Yoshiki would want to kill you, for ruining his look.
--*b*ass: Because I'm not that gay.
---cockroach: Once you're gay, you have to go the whole way, dude.
December 12, 2006.
Posted to: *b*ass.
Ruki: I thought Singapore was a city in China.
Me: ...
Me: Its not?!
Ruki: No, its an island or something.
Me: Oh.
I think we're both mentally retarded.
Comment(s): 3
ThighMan: For the longest time, I was also convinced that Singapore was a city in China.
DrummerBoy: A geography lesson wouldn't do you two any harm.
--*b*ass: Screw you.
December 14, 2006.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
We have managed to get like, half a song done. Kai isn't too happy with this progress, but it's Ruki's fault that he wants to keep on changing the lyrics with a Japanese to English dictionary in his hand.
I was walking home with Uruha the other day, and some idiots kept on yelling insults at us, one of them being: “Woman!” I feel that this was mainly directed at me, since Uruha was talking on the phone and had his sunglasses on (even though it was nearing midnight) thus giving people the idea that he is a SERIOUSBUSINESSMAN. Which is a lie, since his thighs are on constant display, so he should be the one being calling woman, not me.
Comment(s): 4
ThighMan: Because clearly, you are the woman in this relationship.
cockroach: OH LOL @ what Uruha said, because it's obviously not true. Uruha wouldn't make it a day being SERIOUSBUSINESSMAN.
*b*ass: You should be happy about the fact that your womanly features are getting recognised.
-- GuitarHero69: You should be happy about the fact that I don't knock your face in.
December 18, 2006.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
I had this strange dream that Reita was my mother. I woke up and was seriously like, “what the fuck just happened.”
Speaking of Reita, what happened to him? I haven't seen him for a couple of days now.
Comment(s): 6
ThighMan: HAHAH. Reita would make the worst mother in the world, sorry to say.
cockroach: Reita is in the hospital. He tried to kill himself a couple of days ago. I went to the hospital...it's a heartbreaking sight, really.
-- DrummerBoy: HOLY CRAP. Is he going to be okay? Why didn't you tell me?
--- cockroach: We didn't tell you because he's actually in love with you - and hates me. I'm so sorry.
---- DrummerBoy: Oh my god.
----- cockroach: Just kidding, haha. He had appendicitis. He's fine. Actually, he's more than fine because he's all drugged up on medication.
December 20, 2006.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
Reita is back from the hospital. He used the excuse, “I'm disabled, you have to do everything that I say.” and actually got Kai to cancel recording. Instead, we all went to Ruki's place and watched samurai and mafia movies. Uruha isn't allowed to drink from Kai, following the whole Yoshiki and my bedsheet scenario. For at least until New Years. Oh man, this should be interesting to watch. We consumed large amounts of instant ramen, ate ice cream with chopsticks and drank apple juice. Then, Kai and Reita played Harry Potter using chopsticks. Kai was Harry and Reita was Voldemort and they had a duel which resulted in cornflakes being thrown around for special effects.
I also have decided that I like the side effects of painkillers, because Reita has been more pleasant to be around now.
Comment(s): 5
*b*ass: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm always pleasant to be around with.
-- GuitarHero69: Yeah, if that lie makes you sleep better at night, then be it.
ThighMan: I WILL NEVER SURVIVE. Using cornflakes for special effects was the most retarded idea ever, because it all got in my hair.
-- *b*ass: And in my pants. Harry's secret weapon - direct attack on the pants.
--- DrummerBoy: Wasn't direct attack though, I had Ruki do it when you two were busy making out during the little break we had from dueling.
December 21, 2006.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Let's just say that I never want to talk to Reita again. Allow me to recap:
We all went to the mall. Ruki had to half carry Reita (and I agree with Aoi, he is more pleasant now that he's on painkillers; of course before I decided never to talk to him again) which was quite the sight to see. Uruha bought him and Aoi matching pinks shirts, which did not go down too well with Aoi. Reita convinced me to buy him manga, which according to Ruki, is something that I will regret for the rest of my life.
Yeah, so we were at the manga-selling place and there was this really cute girl there. Reita decided that this would be a good moment to destroy my love life.
Reita: Hi! My name is Reita.
Girl: ...
Reita: And yours?
Girl: Natsumi.
Reita: Natsumi. What a pretty name! Anyway, my friend Kai over there, thinks you're hot and wonders if you'd like to go out with him sometime.
Girl: Sorry, I live in Hokkaido.
Comment(s): 5
cockroach: Sorry about that, it's just that Reita really hates you.
ThighMan: Hahahaahaha, I could have died laughing there. It was pretty funny, and now they only choice for you is to accept that you're gay and come into our circle.
-- *b*ass: You make it sound like homosexuality is some kind of cult.
--- ThighMan: It is. And I am the leader and you all have to pray to me.
---- cockroach: brb, turning straight.
December 23, 2006.
Posted to: *b*ass
Ruki - there is a reason why I should be on top! It fucking hurts now.
Comment(s): 3
ThighMan: And this is why I don't plan to have my appendix cut out: Aoi will use it against me.
-- GuitarHero69: Now, now, I wouldn't necessarily use it against you.
cockroach: You have the worst pain tolerance ever.
December 24, 2006.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Today, I saw the cutest thing ever.
We were all walking outside the studio, Uruha in front of Aoi, and Aoi said, “Come here.” in this low, sexy voice and wrapped his arms around Uruha's waist pulling him back in the studio.
Comment(s): 7
GuitarHero69: I love Uruha the mostest.
-- ThighMan: Mostest isn't a word, idiot.
--- Guitarhero69: Fuck you.
---- ThighMan: You've already done that, love.
cockroach: HOW SWEET. You guys are the cutest ever.
-- *b*ass: What about us?!
--- cockroach: You're a crap boyfriend! You won't ever dress up for me.
December 25, 2006.
Posted to: ThighMan.
CHRISTMAS TIME. Even though we don't particularly celebrate it, we all went to Aoi's place and gave each other presents. Which were all pretty much crap, since we all gave each other stuff like perfume, soap and DVD's. I have now acquired a copies of Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2 and soap which smells like watermelon. Laughing his ass off, Aoi presented Ruki and Reita with a box of condoms and we gave Kai chocolates and Kai tried to make Reita eat his homemade cake. Then Reita modeled the selection of the Sex Pistols shirts he had gotten from Ruki, and Aoi showed the pictures from the time when I made Yoshiki dresses.
SIX MORE DAYS UNTIL ALCOHOL.
Comment(s): 4
cockroach: Those condoms are put into good use. I particularly liked that one photo of you were you're shirtless with a cigarette in your mouth attempting to put Aoi's bedsheet and towel together using safety pins.
*b*ass: You failed to mention the bit when we all sang to Forever Love by X Japan and you tried to put on your dress but broke it and just wrapped a bedsheet around yourself. Kai - I really hate you and your cake.
-- DrummerBoy: I hate you too, for forever ruining my love life.
GuitarHero69: Good times, good times. Hahah, you are gonna get so wasted.
December 26, 2006.
Posted to: cockroach.
Progress on recording songs: 2 songs.
It has taken blood, sweat and tears to get there. Literally. Blood: I accidentally hit Reita stomach and his scar opened, and it was bleeding all over the place. Sweat: we all kept on messing up. Tears: Reita crying (VERY MANLY), and Kai almost was on the verge of tears because Aoi and Uruha wouldn't stop messing about.
So Reita is back in the hospital, and we went to visit him. Much to Reita's delight, Kai bought him cake (I sense hatred here) but Uruha ate all the whipped cream off the top of it. Dude, if you want some, go to the store and buy it and spray it all over Aoi or something. No need to eat another man's whipped cream.
It was quite the sight, really. I bought Reita red roses and we all came into his room screaming and shit. I think we scared a couple of nurses and Reita's doctor definitely won't be happy to see us again.
Comment(s): 4
GuitarHero69: This means that Reita will be all drugged up and he'll be pleasant to be around with. Everyone wins, except for Reita.
ThighMan: We did do that the other night and I ate the whipped cream because Reita hates it.
-- cockroach: Not off me.
DrummerBoy: You guys are gross.
December 27, 2006.
Posted to: GuitarHero69
We attempted to visit Reita at the hospital today, but we weren't allowed in because the doctor says. I really cannot imagine why. The last time we went there (yesterday) Uruha decided to do his leg exercises, thus knocking down a vase and a box of chocolates, which Uruha ate anyway, because according to him, no food should go to waste and Ruki managed to screw up the television because he constantly switched between two channels. I managed to distract Uruha from his chocolate eating and we had a make-out session in the toilet were we forgot to lock the door and now some poor nurse is having nightmares.
Kai stood in the corner, observing us and having second thoughts about having joined this band.
Comment(s): 4
DrummerBoy: No seriously, I wish I could go back in time and say no when you guys asked me to join.
ThighMan: No would should go to waste, and it should have been Kai who opened the toilet door, BECAUSE THEN HE MIGHT TURN BLOODY GAY.
-- DrummerBoy: Why do you think I'm not gay? BECAUSE I MIGHT BECOME LIKE YOU LOT. I'm too young to be checked into a mental institution.
--- cockroach: I'm having second thoughts too because Uruha keeps on insisting that I pray to a picture of him and his thighs.
December 28, 2006.
Posted to: *b*ass
You guys suck. My doctor advised me not to ever get any injuries or become sick because he does not want to deal with mentally ill visitors ever again.
Uruha & Aoi - keep your private life to yourselves.
Ruki - They'll be sending you the bill for the broken TV soon.
Kai - well done.
Comment(s): 4
ThighMan: But we had ever such a lovely time.
cockroach: Would you love us if we were any other way.
-- DrummerBoy: Yes. Yes, I would love you if you weren't insane.
--- GuitarHero69: I don't know what you're talking about. We're not insane, we're special.
December 29, 2006.
Posted to: ThighMan.
I CAN SMELL IT, I CAN SMELL THE ALCOHOL. Because I can't drink, I've been smoking and eating chocolate cake like crazy. Turnin' fat, yo. Kai refuses to bake cake for me, so I just get Aoi to buy it. Hahahah, evil.
I heard a Madonna song on the radio today. I wonder if I'll ever aspire to become like her when I get drunk. It would be mad crazy, me attempting to sing in English. It would make wonderful blackmail material for Aoi.
Comment(s): 6
GuitarHero69: You aren't turning fat, you just burn all the calories and stuff when we have sex. Yeah, it would make wonderful blackmail material but I doubt you'll ever get wasted enough to sing in English.
-- *b*ass: Actually, there was that one time when he tried to sing Tears.
--- ThighMan: That doesn't count, because I just did the parts in which are in Japanese.
cockroach: Oh please do. I want to laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes (hah, see what I did there). Dress up like her as well. It would be even worse than me singing English.
-- ThighMan: Only that's not possible, because you're the king of retarded English.
--- cockroach: No, I nominate Kyo or Gackt for that title.
December 30, 2006.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Because this year the pleasure of holding the New Years party has rolled onto me, I have spent more than enough on champagne and...champagne. Uruha better repay me for my kindess.
Comment(s): 3
ThighMan: I cannot wait. Unless you want cyanide sushi, I will not do anything kind for you.
-- DrummerBoy: Cyanide sushi sounds brilliant, that way I can kill myself.
*b*ass: But have you really bought enough to satisfy Uruha's alcohol needs.
January 1, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
Oompf. Bottle fell over. Haaah, Aoi kissing my neck. Mmm.
Comment(s): 1
cockroach: Drunken sex could lead to problems. USE PROTECTION, KIDS.
January 2, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
I just looked through my camera, and found the most interesting photos, all of which were taken during the party:
Ruki attempting to shove pieces of candy up his nose.
Me attempting to put a paper clip in my lip ring.
Uruha kissing Kai's cheek with a cigarette in one hand, and a champagne bottle in the other.
Beer with pieces of orange floating in it.
Reita eating strawberries.
A close-up of Ruki's nose.
A close-up of Uruha's ear.
A close-up of my teeth.
Uruha wrapped in one of Kai's red curtains. Presumably he was trying to be Yoshiki again. Or Madonna.
Kai's and Uruha's legs.
Me and Uruha locked in an embrace.
Ruki with toilet paper wrapped around his head.
Reita sitting on the toilet, with his pants still on.
What looks like our manager sitting in the corner drinking orange juice.
Reita and Ruki on Kai's bed, doing God knows what.
Uruha trying to create champagne bottle sex.
A passed out Reita on Kai's carpet, and Kai looking through Reita's wallet.
Kai holding up Reita's credit card.
Ruki sitting on Reita's butt, with me and Uruha sticking pieces of fruit in Reita's ears.
There is also a video of Uruha and Ruki singing Dir en grey's Ain't Afraid to Die.
Also, Kai - I'd love to help you to clean up your place, but I've got an hungover Uruha to take care of. Sorry.
Comment(s): 6
*b*ass: I do not remember any of this. Except the bit where me and Ruki are on Kai's bed. Nothing happened, dude, we were just...adjusting our pants.
-- DrummerBoy: I never want to sleep in my bed again.
cockroach: HAHAHAHA @ me with toilet paper around my head. I need to see that. Ain't Afraid to Die was fun, man, but Uruha can't sing. I think he was trying to be Yoshiki again. I don't recall Madonna in red.
*b*ass: Shit, my credit cards.
DrummerBoy: I still can't believe that I let this happen. Also, fuck you, I'm having my mom help be clean up.
-- GuitarHero69: That's so cute.
January 4, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
I think our manager is actually going to kill us.
Comment(s): 2
*b*ass: Except you, MR.I-AM-SO-PERFECT-I-WISH-NOT-TO-HAVE-FUN-WITH-MY-FRIENDS.
-- DrummerBoy: Friends?! You're a bunch of idiots with whom I agreed to work with when I was completely wasted.
January 5, 2007.
Posted to: *b*ass
Up until now, I've never actually considered suicide, but now I have. Because Kai wants all of us to die from exhaustion, and if I just kill myself, I can get out of recording. So I can hang out with hide-sama and Sid Vicious.
Comment(s): 6
ThighMan: I wonder what hide-sama would think of me.
-- cockroach: Oh look, Uruha's still alive. Also, hide-sama would hate you, for forever ruining Yoshiki.
--- ThighMan: You speak pure venom. Give me longer hair, some tights and a piano that I can hit, and I could be Yoshiki's long lost twin.
---- cockroach: Whatever.
DrummerBoy: I'm not that bad.
GuitarHero69: Sid Vicious doesn't know how to speak Japanese.
January 7, 2007.
Posted to: cockroach.
I have some song ideas, but I'll have to think about if I hate you guys enough to make them in English.
Comment(s): 4
GuitarHero69: For the love of all the cigarettes in the world, please don't. We don't need more reasons why the rest of the world should laugh at us.
-- cockroach: Not at us, with us. Silly God Disco was fun.
--- GuitarHero69: The funnest part of it was Uruha's thighs.
---- ThighMan: Damn straight.
January 8, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
My birthday is coming up. I want lots and lots of presents. No, stop laughing, I actually want all the presents in the world.
Comment(s): 4
ThighMan: Obviously I don't have to get you anything, because I am your greatest gift.
-- GuitarHero69: But there was that watch we saw the other day that you promised to buy for me.
--- ThighMan: Since when did I promise that?
---- GuitarHero69: Roughly 2 minutes ago.
January 9, 2007.
Posted to: *b*ass
Me and Kai have been listening to an awful lot of Penicillin lately. Mhm.
Hakuei is hot, you guys seriously.
I mean, HELLO THERE.
Also in before Ruki goes insane about my newest revelation: there should be come kind of button that doesn't allow your boyfriend to read the entry.
Comment(s): 5
DrummerBoy: I am not gay, but Hakuei does look nice.
--*b*ass: Denial.
GuitarHero69: I agree. There's so much stuff that I want to write, but Uruha will be wanting kill me if I do.
-- ThighMan: Yeah, you'll write about that time when we met Sugizo-sama and I accidentally knocked his guitar down. So everyone will laugh at me and I won't have a clue what they're on about.
cockroach: Oy.
January 10, 2007.
Posted to: cockroach.
Oh, so that's why every time Sugizo hears Uruha's name, he's like, “He's that one guy with nice legs but he broke my baby.”
Reita, whatever:
Comment(s): 6
*b*ass: Um. Whatever. I like my men who actually look like men.
-- cockroach: Yeah, like Hakuei-san looks like a man.
--- *b*ass: He's gender-ly challenged sometimes. Unlike Asagi-san, who always is.
ThighMan: He does not think that every time he hears my name. So I might have have knocked his guitar around a bit, but that's because I was excited.
-- GuitarHero69: Excited in more than way.
--- ThighMan: Oh fuck you. Anyway, I like Asagi-san's belt there.
January 11, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
I don't know what you guys are on about, because this is the greatest obviously:
Comment(s): 4
cockroach: I don't ever want to talk to you again.
DrummerBoy: Nightmare time, man.
ThighMan: I think Mana-sama does his hair nicely.
-- GuitarHero69: It's a wig, you idiot. And don't even think about making me dress up as Mana. Because I will beat you up.
January 13, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
Insane recording. Insane lyrics. Amazing guitar solos. Sex, guitars, alcohol and...
...my legs. Coming soon in a CD shop near you!
In all seriousness though. Aoi and I are already planning Ruki's birthday present. Which may or may not involve blown up condoms and left over Chinese takeout.
Anyways, we watched Kill Bill Vol.1 today. THAT ONE GIRL, SHE WAS IN THAT OTHER MOVIE WITH HYDE-SAN WHERE HE HAD NICE HAIR.
Comment(s): 3
cockroach: Oh shit.
*b*ass: I cannot wait to see what you guys come up for Ruki.
DrummerBoy: That one girl who was in that movie with Hyde-san where he has nice hair. Amazingly detailed, Uruha.
January 14, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
IT'S KAGEN NO TSUKI, OKAY URUHA NOW STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT IT. And no, I'm not going to watch it with you, because I have other things to do. Such as...take out the garbage.
Reita's scar is all...hard and bumpy. It's weird. I hope I never have appendicitis because Uruha will take the leader title from me and wreak chaos by making everyone pray to a picture of him and making an album full of guitar solos. Which would be tragic.
Uruha also had a nosebleed today, at which we all laughed at for THE longest time. I doubt this will go down well with Uruha tonight.
Comment(s): 7
ThighMan: I would never take the leader title from you. I would never make everyone pray to a picture of me and make a album full of my guitar solos. How dare you speak such lies.
GuitarHero69: I'm being denied sex right now as I type.
*b*ass: I know, right. I think the doctor forgot to take one stitch out, because on one part of the scar it hurts like a bitch. But the lotion thing I have to put on it smells gooooood.
-- cockroach: It does not. It smells like coconuts.
--- ThighMan: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS.
---- GuitarHero69: The last time I checked, your coconuts were not brown and hairy.
----- DrummerBoy: Oh, that's gross.
January 16, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Today me, Uruha and Aoi watched both Death Note movies because we have no life like that. Uruha's sister joined us as well, and I think that Aoi and Uruha scared her a bit with their constant trips to the bathroom for reasons I really wish not to know/shoving candy down each other's pants/making out. She has been the subject to some first class fanservice, poor thing. Though I did have some interesting discussions with her, thus she has proved that she is in fact, not mental.
Also, my new guinea pig, which Uruha lovingly named Shima. ISN'T HE ADORABLE? Don't ask why its wrapped in a toy snake, I don't even know. Aoi's idea.
Comment(s): 8
ThighMan: Perhaps I could hook you two up. But that would feel kind of weird, my sister dating one of my band mates. So scratch that though.
-- cockroach: Kai, you're gonna have to turn gay. Just admit it.
--- GuitarHero69: Yeah, gay for...Mana-sama.
---- DrummerBoy: ...no.
------ *b*ass: You two would make the most retarded looking couple in the world.
cockroach: That is the cutest thing in the world. I hope he doesn't bite.
-- DrummerBoy: He doesn't. He likes to sleep a lot, though.
--- cockroach: Sleep a lot? You must not be pleased then, since sleeping is a term foreign to you.
January 17, 2007.
Posted to: *b*ass
Miyavi called me today. We had the most interesting conversation:
Miyavi: So Kai-kun tells me that you and Ruki slept in his bed...though I doubt there was much sleeping involved.
Me: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT.
Miyavi: ...
Me: ...
Miyavi: ...so you wanna go to the movies sometime?
I am actually going to kill Kai.
Comment(s): 5
cockroach: Hahahahah, I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Me and Kai set you up, and Miyavi tells me that he could hardly hold his laughter while he was talking.
-- *b*ass: God, I hate you.
DrummerBoy: I would never do that, Rei-chan.
-- *b*ass: Number #1 rule as my friend: never call me Rei-chan. Ever.
GuitarHero69: I just love how he went, so you wanna go to the movies sometime? as if the previous conversation didn't even take place.
January 18, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
So in the light of the new events, Reita isn't talking Ruki or Kai. Which makes up for the most interesting recording sessions, because Kai doesn't do anything when one of us fucks up, so we spent good two hours just watching Ruki untangle his microphone wires. Reita was too busy drooling over Hakuei.
Ruki also told me that apparently, Reita doesn't know how to delete multiple files at a time from his computer. Aoi walked in on this conversation, and thought we were talking about porn.
Comment(s): 3
*b*ass: I DO know how to delete multiple files at a time, thank you very much. Ruki is just jealous that he he lacks my...awesomeness.
-- cockroach: If being awesome requires you to be an idiot, I'd rather not.
GuitarHero69: When I heard the words Reita, delete, files and computer, I naturally assumed that you were talking about porn.
January 19, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
Aoi, the Love Doctor, at your service.
Let me explain:
So Uruha (who is now my nurse/assistant, but no uniforms are required) and I decided that it would be brilliant idea to make Ruki, Reita and Kai talk to each other again. Mainly because we cannot have a band which doesn't communicate with one and other, but also because it's my birthday tomorrow, AND I WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY.
Uruha and I cornered these two very interesting specimens of man, who go by the names of Ruki and Reita, and shoved them into an empty storage room. Uruha said that this was probably a bad idea, because we all know what Ruki and Reita are like when left to their own devices. We went to get Kai, since he's a part of this as well.
Having gotten hold of Kai, we returned to the storage room, in where Ruki and Reita were pretty much having sex with clothes on. Kai made a face, Uruha said that he was right and that now we won't able to work because it proved impossible to separate Ruki and Reita, and I think it is safe to say that all is well.
Comment(s): 7
*b*ass: This is why Ruki and I require supervision during work hours.
-- cockroach: I say that Kai should be our supervisor.
--- DrummerBoy: How about no.
ThighMan: I am so dressing up as a nurse.
--*b*ass: Naughty Nurses.
--- GuitarHero69: ..isn't that some sort of porn?
---- *b*ass: No, whatever gave you that idea?
January 21, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
God, birthdays are fun.
Even though we had to go to the studio in the morning, nothing really productive was done, because the security guys had put up balloons everywhere. For the first time ever, I felt some affection towards a bunch of guys who look like they've been asked to leave wrestling competitions because they have beaten too many people up. Uruha and I spun Reita around in one of those spinny around chairs, and when he had gotten up, he walked into the guitar stand, then Kai and then fell on top of Ruki. Ruki challenged me and Uruha to a guitar duel, which we gladly accepted, and I OBVIOUSLY won. Reita was too busy recovering from his minor injuries.
On the way to my place, we bought three cakes, since cake eating is SERIOUS BUSINESS in this band. We watched movies (Titanic, Ruki and Kai cried), and Miyavi had also joined in. I think Kai scared Reita a little, because Kai decided it would a really good idea to give Reita a lap dance, but he's just not very good at it. Hell, he scared me. Though Miyavi seemed to find it very funny.
Because we're all twelve year old girls at heart, we also played dress-up, and Uruha showed Miyavi his Yoshiki scenario, which I think made Miyavi look at Uruha in a different light. Everyone got pretty drunk, and decided that cake is a very good face mask indeed.
Because everyone left roughly around midnight, which was like, 15 minutes ago, Uruha is inviting me into the bedroom for things...of sexual nature.
Comment(s): 5
*b*ass: Ruki says that his skin has been feeling a lot more soft now that he applied whipped cream on it. Though, I will be the judge of that. My head still hurts.
cockroach: Kai would not be able to flourish as a prostitute.
-- DrummerBoy: How dare you. I could always use my womanly ways.
--- cockroach: WOMANLY, HAHAH WHAT. You're like, the second manliest in this band, after Reita.
ThighMan: I wonder if Miyavi will return for Ruki's birthday, after he has seen how birthdays are celebrated Gazestyle.
January 22, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
Today, Aoi and I went shopping for the remainder of our present for Ruki. Some fucker decided to throw candy at us. It might have been a nice gesture for all I know, but personally, I think throwing anything at my legs is a felony.
At the convenience store, we wrecked havoc like usual, knocking the magazine stand around a bit, and speaking very loud and incorrect English. So the owner of the store kicked us out. I think someone at the store might have recognised us, because she was giggling all the time. I dunno, it might have been that, or the fact that I was wearing a shirt with this huge white stain on it. Not what you think it is. It was ice cream.
Comment(s):
GuitarHero69: That convenience store will soon feel my wrath.
cockroach: Throwing stuff at your legs should be a felony. I'm also kinda worried about my present, seeing all the trouble you two have gone to get it.
*b*ass: Not what we think it is, huh? Yeah right. I know you, you don't eat ice cream in the morning, and we were recording in the afternoon.
January 23, 2007
Posted to: *b*ass.
I'm breaking the wall inside my heart, I just wanna let my emotions get out. Nobody can stop, I'm running to freedom, no matter how much you try to hold me in your world.
Comment(s): 3
ThighMan: Oh man, I never knew you felt like this. You can talk to me any time. <3
DrummerBoy: Yeah, me too. I'm here for you, man.
cockroach: What the fuck, that's not how you feel at all. Those are X Japan lyrics. I hate it when you just leave random lyrics.
January 24, 2007.
Posted to: cockroach.
Really, could you get any cuter. REITA, I WANT A GUINEA PIG FOR MY BIRTHDAY. PLEAAAAAASE.
Comment(s): 3
*b*ass: I'll think about it.
DrummerBoy: I think he likes you. He fell asleep in your lap, which was adorable.
GuitarHero69: Uruha and I volunteer ourselves to babysitting him.
January 24, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Today I found bunch of useless crap while cleaning out my room. Like, this striped red and green blazer, which probably doesn't look good on anyone.
So, since I have no need for it, I sold it on eBay. I am going to be extra rich, hahah.
Comment(s): 3
cockroach: Did that blazer have a rip inside?
-- DrummerBoy: Yeah, but I just sewed that up.
--- cockroach: That was my blazer.
January 25, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
KAI, YOU FUCKFACE.
Miyavi. Miyavi?! Miyavi. Miyavi. Miyavi.
All these years, spent in trying to make you gay...all for nothing!
Comment(s): 4
GuitarHero69: Fuck, I know. I don't even want to think about how long they have been at it.
cockroach: On a bright side, now we all can have sleepovers and stay up late and gossip.
-- *b*ass: I would not attend such a thing, even if you paid me to do it.
*b*ass: Though I bet, now that Kai has joined ~our circle~, Uruha will make him undergo some sort of ritual.
January 25, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
On the road of discovery of Kai's homosexuality, written by the greatest guitarist the world has ever seen, aka Uruha:
So, during lunch time, when Ruki and Reita had gone off to do God knows what, and Kai had ~to go and make an important phone call~ (now that I think about, I WONDER WHO IT WAS) Aoi and I decided that it would be a really good idea to sneak around on Kai's laptop, because we have no respect for other people's privacy.
On there, we found a selection of photos which include photos from Aoi's birthday (Ruki with a whipped cream mustache) and general idiocy displayed by this band (me trying on women's underwear). iTunes (I never knew that Kai listened to Britney Spears or Kaya. How gay.), emails from our manager and other important people which keep us functioning but I doubt I've ever met them, as well as some shit from Ruki concerning one of the songs.
Anyway, there were emails from Miyavi, which we opened because we know what Miyavi's like and his emails are crazy fun. But we did not expect to read what...we did read. If I wrote it all down I would feel dirty and I might never see the sunlight again.
We told Ruki and Reita this when they returned (before Kai) and spent the rest of the recording giggling. We kept on having to do the same song over and over again because Ruki can't laugh and sing in English at the same time.
Comment(s): 5
cockroach: We had gone to smoke, gosh. Are you suggesting that we did something other than that? Besides, I thought that you thought Sugizo was the best guitarist?
-- ThighMan: He is, but that would interrupt the flow of this story.
*b*ass: Britney Spears and Kaya?
-- DrummerBoy: I'M GAY, I'M ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THEM.
GuitarHero69: I can't wait until we're able to go through his mobile phone, hahah.
January 26, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Going on a date with Miyavi tonight, yesss. Uruha and Aoi insisted that they should babysit Shima, despite the fact that he is a guinea pig, and lives in a cage and thus is unable to cause any real damage.
Ruki said that he and Reita might also possibly join Uruha and Aoi sometime during the course of the evening, so I fear for my apartment.
Comment(s): 2
ThighMan: We just find him the most adorable ever, and like to exploit any chance of being able to pet him.
*b*ass: We like to exploit any chance of finding out what kind of sex books you read.
January 27, 2008.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
Much of the evening was spent on petting Shima and feeding him carrots and Uruha constantly grinning. And then, we found a pink bandanna in Kai's bedroom and decided to model it on Shima:
Other interesting things found in Kai's bedroom:
A box with two chocolates. We ate them, and they were those that have the cherries and some kind of alcohol. Uruha liked them. A lot.
Tomato clay mask, purifying. I...don't even want to know.
Sunglasses. I can only hope that they're not Kai's.
Ruki and Reita came round too, and we took off our shirts and wrestled. Reita and I also argued about who was the better backup singer, and finally, I said, “That's it, it's time to settle this argument once and for all! I challenge you to a make-out!” Wrong choice of words.
Comment(s): 5
cockroach: Watching you and Reita participate in your make-out challenge was quite...interesting, so to speak.
-- GuitarHero69: Yeah, I bet interesting things were happening in your pants.
--- b*ass: What the hell, why would use the word “interesting” to describe an erection. That's just...weird.
DrummerBoy: Oh, so that's why Miyavi's bandanna smells like hay. He wasn't too pleased.
ThighMan: We should wrestle more often.
January 28, 2007.
Posted to: b*ass
Don't you just hate it when Kai enters the studio all cheery and happy and all “LET'S RECORD TODAY”, and you're just like, yeah whatever can I go to sleep now and not listen to Ruki whine about in English.
Comment(s): 7
cockroach: That's how I feel every day. Except my English is better than yours, so shut up.
-- b*ass: But that's only because I don't walk around with a dictionary stuck out of my back pocket.
ThighMan: That's because he's had too much sex the previous night. UNLIKE ME, BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS BUSY SNORING LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE hide-sama BACK FROM THE DEAD.
-- GuitarHero69: Dude, we have sex like, EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN' DAY. I need to rest. Attending to your needs requires a lot of energy.
--- ThighMan: You didn't need a lot of rest after you challenged Reita to an another make-out today!
---- GuitarHero69: ...are you PMSing?
DrummerBoy: Not always because of sex.
January 29, 2007.
Posted to: cockroach.
Okay, so I might have fallen asleep during when Uruha was doing his guitar solo today. That's only because Reita decided that it would be a brilliant idea to make pancakes at three in the morning. So naturally I had to call Kai to find out how its done, and Kai managed to somehow talk about Miyavi two hours straight.
Actually, speaking of Miyavi, now thanks to Kai, I can't have a proper conversation with Miyavi without thinking inappropriate thoughts.
ALSO. I'm going to my parents house on my birthday. Spend my birthday...quietly and among sane people.
Comment(s): 7
b*ass: But those pancakes were delicious. So that means that I have to give you my present before you leave.
-- cockroach: No, they were disgusting.
---b*ass: How dare you insult my culinary skills.
cockroach: Reita, you don't even know how to boil water. This tells a lot about your skills in the kitchen.
DrummerBoy: ME + MIYAVI = TRUE LOVE FOREVER.
-- GuitarHero69: ...wow, that is the first time ever that I see Kai doing anything remotely close to what Uruha would do. Uruha = gayest in this band.
ThighMan: Don't worry Ruki-kun, you'll get your present on your birthday. Aoi and I will make sure of it.
January 30, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
Uruha: Aoi.
Me: Yes.
Uruha: I think I'm pregnant.
Me: ...
Uruha: ...
Me: Well, have fun shitting out a baby.
Comment(s): 7
b*ass: I think I just died laughing. Men do not get pregnant. If they did, Ruki and I would have a rather large family.
DrummerBoy: I have the most wonderful mental images now.
cockroach: But like...where would the baby be attached to? Would it just like, float around randomly in your stomach and attach itself to whatever took its fancy?
-- GuitarHero69: You've been paying attention during Biology class.
--- b*ass: Only because pregnancy is in the same topic as sex. Needless to say, anything sex related catches Ruki's attention.
---- ThighMan: All of our attentions, for that matter.
ThighMan: I was only joking. Pregnancy causes fat, and fat + me = no thanks. It could do some serious damage to my legs, and we might lose about 99.9% of our fans.
January 31, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
I don't know Uruha, do you use flour when you make a cake?
Comment(s): 3
b*ass: Those are some amazing culinary skills right there. Even worse than me.
GuitarHero69: This is the reason why I never let Uruha cook for me. He might just burn down the kitchen and/or poison me.
cockroach: Since I think that this is because it's my birthday tomorrow, I shall not eat any cake that Uruha gives me. Safety reasons.
Chapters: 1 - 10.
Summary: Watch as Aoi, Uruha, Reita, Ruki and Kai recap their daily mishaps, adventures and dramas in an online blog.
December 6, 2006.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
Today we started recording. Which was pretty much a waste of time. Uruha laughed at Ruki's use of English (it is quite questionable sometimes) in some of the songs, but Ruki can speak better English than the rest of us anyway, so Uruha should shut up. Having great legs does not automatically make you the best at everything.
Anyway, Kai was the only one that actually did anything productive such as spinning drumsticks and drumming like there's no tomorrow, but what else is new? The rest of us were flipping through old magazines laughing at Gackt (Reita and Uruha came up with the conclusion that Gackt had to leave Malice Mizer because his ego was getting too big for Mana's liking, which honestly, wouldn't surprise me if it was true.) and ate all the candy from the vending machines.
Reita also wore this hideous pink shirt with a glittery Hello Kitty on the front, which obviously was Ruki's doing because Reita is the manliest in this band, and would not wear such a thing willingly.
Comment(s): 6
ThighMan: I thought Reita's shirt was cute. Perhaps I should get you one for your birthday.
--GuitarHero69: I will actually hurt you if you do.
cockroach: Don't blame me for the English, blame FreeTranslation. Man, that site sucks.
*b*ass: I used to use FreeTranslation to translate pickup lines so that I could use them on girls.
--cockroach: What.
--- *b*ass: This was obviously before I confessed my undying love for you.
December 8, 2006.
Posted to: cockroach.
Well, today was rather interesting. I managed to break a nail and Aoi dropped his guitar on his leg at which we all laughed at, because he ran around with his arms all over the place and the most interesting selection of words coming from his mouth. Uruha just laughed at him, because he such a good boyfriend like that. Surely Reita would not laugh if such a thing happened to me. RIGHT?
When we left the studio, Reita and I went to the convenience store . Reita spent the longest time at the manga section because he is too poor to actually buy it, and I don't lend him money because I'll never see it again. Meanwhile some kid kept on staring at me for some unknown reason. Maybe it was because I was wearing make-up, or that Reita's hair was looking spikier than usual. WE'RE IN JAPAN, MEN WEAR MAKE-UP AND HAIR PRODUCTS, YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT.
Comment(s): 4
GuitarHero69: SHUT UP. It did hurt like a bitch. Also, Uruha should have been there with his thighs. Then not only the kid would have been staring, but also the women.
DrummerBoy: Then what does Reita spend his money on?
--cockroach: Things of sexual nature. You don't want to know.
*b*ass: Actually, I also would laugh at you, because you made me wear that awful Hello Kitty shirt, and it would be my revenge.
December 9, 2006.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Aoi and Uruha went drinking. God, I hope Uruha is okay.
Comment(s): 5
GuitarHero69: Uruha's fine. A little wasted and convinced that he, indeed, is the long lost brother of Yoshiki-sama, and has taken to create dresses out of my bedsheets and towels.
--cockroach: I would pay good money to see that.
---GuitarHero69: Uruha' is going to kill me when he reads this, but it is pretty funny.
----*b*ass: A little wasted? He must have drunk the entire champagne collection that the place offered.
----GuitarHero69: You have no idea.
December 11, 2006.
Posted to: ThighMan.
WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT ME BEING DRUNK AND PRETENDING TO BE YOSHIKI. I like to do strange things when I'm drunk. Besides, I'm a nice drunk and don't go hitting Ruki's dog/Aoi/Kai's drums/whatever. I did manage to recreate one of Yoshiki's white dresses rather nicely using Aoi's bedsheets, curtains, underwear and safety pins. Aoi tells me that he took pictures, but I'm going to have to do something for him in order to have him not blackmail me.
In other news, I went shopping and bought the most awesome pair of pants. They're dark blue with white stripes and have shiny, glittery flowers on the back and down one of the legs as well. I was thinking of getting them for Kai, just to gay him up a bit, but I want to live just a little longer, and they probably look better on me anyway. Aoi lies: having great legs does make you the best at everything.
PS: Aoi - I am not going to dress up as Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Because I did that last time. Perhaps I'll get Kai to bake a cake or something.
Comment(s): 5
GuitarHero69: Those pants sound awesome. I cannot wait to get them off you. Legolas was fun, I don't see why you can't do it again, though baking a cake sounds awesome, as long as you're not wearing anything while doing it and I get to watch.
-- DrummerBoy: Way too much information about your sex life there. Also, I do not need gaying up, and unless you want cyanide cake, I won't do it.
cockroach: WHY WON'T REITA EVER DRESS UP FOR ME. I would like to see Uruha in that makeshift dress, it sounds like the most idiotic thing ever. Yoshiki would want to kill you, for ruining his look.
--*b*ass: Because I'm not that gay.
---cockroach: Once you're gay, you have to go the whole way, dude.
December 12, 2006.
Posted to: *b*ass.
Ruki: I thought Singapore was a city in China.
Me: ...
Me: Its not?!
Ruki: No, its an island or something.
Me: Oh.
I think we're both mentally retarded.
Comment(s): 3
ThighMan: For the longest time, I was also convinced that Singapore was a city in China.
DrummerBoy: A geography lesson wouldn't do you two any harm.
--*b*ass: Screw you.
December 14, 2006.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
We have managed to get like, half a song done. Kai isn't too happy with this progress, but it's Ruki's fault that he wants to keep on changing the lyrics with a Japanese to English dictionary in his hand.
I was walking home with Uruha the other day, and some idiots kept on yelling insults at us, one of them being: “Woman!” I feel that this was mainly directed at me, since Uruha was talking on the phone and had his sunglasses on (even though it was nearing midnight) thus giving people the idea that he is a SERIOUSBUSINESSMAN. Which is a lie, since his thighs are on constant display, so he should be the one being calling woman, not me.
Comment(s): 4
ThighMan: Because clearly, you are the woman in this relationship.
cockroach: OH LOL @ what Uruha said, because it's obviously not true. Uruha wouldn't make it a day being SERIOUSBUSINESSMAN.
*b*ass: You should be happy about the fact that your womanly features are getting recognised.
-- GuitarHero69: You should be happy about the fact that I don't knock your face in.
December 18, 2006.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
I had this strange dream that Reita was my mother. I woke up and was seriously like, “what the fuck just happened.”
Speaking of Reita, what happened to him? I haven't seen him for a couple of days now.
Comment(s): 6
ThighMan: HAHAH. Reita would make the worst mother in the world, sorry to say.
cockroach: Reita is in the hospital. He tried to kill himself a couple of days ago. I went to the hospital...it's a heartbreaking sight, really.
-- DrummerBoy: HOLY CRAP. Is he going to be okay? Why didn't you tell me?
--- cockroach: We didn't tell you because he's actually in love with you - and hates me. I'm so sorry.
---- DrummerBoy: Oh my god.
----- cockroach: Just kidding, haha. He had appendicitis. He's fine. Actually, he's more than fine because he's all drugged up on medication.
December 20, 2006.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
Reita is back from the hospital. He used the excuse, “I'm disabled, you have to do everything that I say.” and actually got Kai to cancel recording. Instead, we all went to Ruki's place and watched samurai and mafia movies. Uruha isn't allowed to drink from Kai, following the whole Yoshiki and my bedsheet scenario. For at least until New Years. Oh man, this should be interesting to watch. We consumed large amounts of instant ramen, ate ice cream with chopsticks and drank apple juice. Then, Kai and Reita played Harry Potter using chopsticks. Kai was Harry and Reita was Voldemort and they had a duel which resulted in cornflakes being thrown around for special effects.
I also have decided that I like the side effects of painkillers, because Reita has been more pleasant to be around now.
Comment(s): 5
*b*ass: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm always pleasant to be around with.
-- GuitarHero69: Yeah, if that lie makes you sleep better at night, then be it.
ThighMan: I WILL NEVER SURVIVE. Using cornflakes for special effects was the most retarded idea ever, because it all got in my hair.
-- *b*ass: And in my pants. Harry's secret weapon - direct attack on the pants.
--- DrummerBoy: Wasn't direct attack though, I had Ruki do it when you two were busy making out during the little break we had from dueling.
December 21, 2006.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Let's just say that I never want to talk to Reita again. Allow me to recap:
We all went to the mall. Ruki had to half carry Reita (and I agree with Aoi, he is more pleasant now that he's on painkillers; of course before I decided never to talk to him again) which was quite the sight to see. Uruha bought him and Aoi matching pinks shirts, which did not go down too well with Aoi. Reita convinced me to buy him manga, which according to Ruki, is something that I will regret for the rest of my life.
Yeah, so we were at the manga-selling place and there was this really cute girl there. Reita decided that this would be a good moment to destroy my love life.
Reita: Hi! My name is Reita.
Girl: ...
Reita: And yours?
Girl: Natsumi.
Reita: Natsumi. What a pretty name! Anyway, my friend Kai over there, thinks you're hot and wonders if you'd like to go out with him sometime.
Girl: Sorry, I live in Hokkaido.
Comment(s): 5
cockroach: Sorry about that, it's just that Reita really hates you.
ThighMan: Hahahaahaha, I could have died laughing there. It was pretty funny, and now they only choice for you is to accept that you're gay and come into our circle.
-- *b*ass: You make it sound like homosexuality is some kind of cult.
--- ThighMan: It is. And I am the leader and you all have to pray to me.
---- cockroach: brb, turning straight.
December 23, 2006.
Posted to: *b*ass
Ruki - there is a reason why I should be on top! It fucking hurts now.
Comment(s): 3
ThighMan: And this is why I don't plan to have my appendix cut out: Aoi will use it against me.
-- GuitarHero69: Now, now, I wouldn't necessarily use it against you.
cockroach: You have the worst pain tolerance ever.
December 24, 2006.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Today, I saw the cutest thing ever.
We were all walking outside the studio, Uruha in front of Aoi, and Aoi said, “Come here.” in this low, sexy voice and wrapped his arms around Uruha's waist pulling him back in the studio.
Comment(s): 7
GuitarHero69: I love Uruha the mostest.
-- ThighMan: Mostest isn't a word, idiot.
--- Guitarhero69: Fuck you.
---- ThighMan: You've already done that, love.
cockroach: HOW SWEET. You guys are the cutest ever.
-- *b*ass: What about us?!
--- cockroach: You're a crap boyfriend! You won't ever dress up for me.
December 25, 2006.
Posted to: ThighMan.
CHRISTMAS TIME. Even though we don't particularly celebrate it, we all went to Aoi's place and gave each other presents. Which were all pretty much crap, since we all gave each other stuff like perfume, soap and DVD's. I have now acquired a copies of Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2 and soap which smells like watermelon. Laughing his ass off, Aoi presented Ruki and Reita with a box of condoms and we gave Kai chocolates and Kai tried to make Reita eat his homemade cake. Then Reita modeled the selection of the Sex Pistols shirts he had gotten from Ruki, and Aoi showed the pictures from the time when I made Yoshiki dresses.
SIX MORE DAYS UNTIL ALCOHOL.
Comment(s): 4
cockroach: Those condoms are put into good use. I particularly liked that one photo of you were you're shirtless with a cigarette in your mouth attempting to put Aoi's bedsheet and towel together using safety pins.
*b*ass: You failed to mention the bit when we all sang to Forever Love by X Japan and you tried to put on your dress but broke it and just wrapped a bedsheet around yourself. Kai - I really hate you and your cake.
-- DrummerBoy: I hate you too, for forever ruining my love life.
GuitarHero69: Good times, good times. Hahah, you are gonna get so wasted.
December 26, 2006.
Posted to: cockroach.
Progress on recording songs: 2 songs.
It has taken blood, sweat and tears to get there. Literally. Blood: I accidentally hit Reita stomach and his scar opened, and it was bleeding all over the place. Sweat: we all kept on messing up. Tears: Reita crying (VERY MANLY), and Kai almost was on the verge of tears because Aoi and Uruha wouldn't stop messing about.
So Reita is back in the hospital, and we went to visit him. Much to Reita's delight, Kai bought him cake (I sense hatred here) but Uruha ate all the whipped cream off the top of it. Dude, if you want some, go to the store and buy it and spray it all over Aoi or something. No need to eat another man's whipped cream.
It was quite the sight, really. I bought Reita red roses and we all came into his room screaming and shit. I think we scared a couple of nurses and Reita's doctor definitely won't be happy to see us again.
Comment(s): 4
GuitarHero69: This means that Reita will be all drugged up and he'll be pleasant to be around with. Everyone wins, except for Reita.
ThighMan: We did do that the other night and I ate the whipped cream because Reita hates it.
-- cockroach: Not off me.
DrummerBoy: You guys are gross.
December 27, 2006.
Posted to: GuitarHero69
We attempted to visit Reita at the hospital today, but we weren't allowed in because the doctor says. I really cannot imagine why. The last time we went there (yesterday) Uruha decided to do his leg exercises, thus knocking down a vase and a box of chocolates, which Uruha ate anyway, because according to him, no food should go to waste and Ruki managed to screw up the television because he constantly switched between two channels. I managed to distract Uruha from his chocolate eating and we had a make-out session in the toilet were we forgot to lock the door and now some poor nurse is having nightmares.
Kai stood in the corner, observing us and having second thoughts about having joined this band.
Comment(s): 4
DrummerBoy: No seriously, I wish I could go back in time and say no when you guys asked me to join.
ThighMan: No would should go to waste, and it should have been Kai who opened the toilet door, BECAUSE THEN HE MIGHT TURN BLOODY GAY.
-- DrummerBoy: Why do you think I'm not gay? BECAUSE I MIGHT BECOME LIKE YOU LOT. I'm too young to be checked into a mental institution.
--- cockroach: I'm having second thoughts too because Uruha keeps on insisting that I pray to a picture of him and his thighs.
December 28, 2006.
Posted to: *b*ass
You guys suck. My doctor advised me not to ever get any injuries or become sick because he does not want to deal with mentally ill visitors ever again.
Uruha & Aoi - keep your private life to yourselves.
Ruki - They'll be sending you the bill for the broken TV soon.
Kai - well done.
Comment(s): 4
ThighMan: But we had ever such a lovely time.
cockroach: Would you love us if we were any other way.
-- DrummerBoy: Yes. Yes, I would love you if you weren't insane.
--- GuitarHero69: I don't know what you're talking about. We're not insane, we're special.
December 29, 2006.
Posted to: ThighMan.
I CAN SMELL IT, I CAN SMELL THE ALCOHOL. Because I can't drink, I've been smoking and eating chocolate cake like crazy. Turnin' fat, yo. Kai refuses to bake cake for me, so I just get Aoi to buy it. Hahahah, evil.
I heard a Madonna song on the radio today. I wonder if I'll ever aspire to become like her when I get drunk. It would be mad crazy, me attempting to sing in English. It would make wonderful blackmail material for Aoi.
Comment(s): 6
GuitarHero69: You aren't turning fat, you just burn all the calories and stuff when we have sex. Yeah, it would make wonderful blackmail material but I doubt you'll ever get wasted enough to sing in English.
-- *b*ass: Actually, there was that one time when he tried to sing Tears.
--- ThighMan: That doesn't count, because I just did the parts in which are in Japanese.
cockroach: Oh please do. I want to laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes (hah, see what I did there). Dress up like her as well. It would be even worse than me singing English.
-- ThighMan: Only that's not possible, because you're the king of retarded English.
--- cockroach: No, I nominate Kyo or Gackt for that title.
December 30, 2006.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Because this year the pleasure of holding the New Years party has rolled onto me, I have spent more than enough on champagne and...champagne. Uruha better repay me for my kindess.
Comment(s): 3
ThighMan: I cannot wait. Unless you want cyanide sushi, I will not do anything kind for you.
-- DrummerBoy: Cyanide sushi sounds brilliant, that way I can kill myself.
*b*ass: But have you really bought enough to satisfy Uruha's alcohol needs.
January 1, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
Oompf. Bottle fell over. Haaah, Aoi kissing my neck. Mmm.
Comment(s): 1
cockroach: Drunken sex could lead to problems. USE PROTECTION, KIDS.
January 2, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
I just looked through my camera, and found the most interesting photos, all of which were taken during the party:
Ruki attempting to shove pieces of candy up his nose.
Me attempting to put a paper clip in my lip ring.
Uruha kissing Kai's cheek with a cigarette in one hand, and a champagne bottle in the other.
Beer with pieces of orange floating in it.
Reita eating strawberries.
A close-up of Ruki's nose.
A close-up of Uruha's ear.
A close-up of my teeth.
Uruha wrapped in one of Kai's red curtains. Presumably he was trying to be Yoshiki again. Or Madonna.
Kai's and Uruha's legs.
Me and Uruha locked in an embrace.
Ruki with toilet paper wrapped around his head.
Reita sitting on the toilet, with his pants still on.
What looks like our manager sitting in the corner drinking orange juice.
Reita and Ruki on Kai's bed, doing God knows what.
Uruha trying to create champagne bottle sex.
A passed out Reita on Kai's carpet, and Kai looking through Reita's wallet.
Kai holding up Reita's credit card.
Ruki sitting on Reita's butt, with me and Uruha sticking pieces of fruit in Reita's ears.
There is also a video of Uruha and Ruki singing Dir en grey's Ain't Afraid to Die.
Also, Kai - I'd love to help you to clean up your place, but I've got an hungover Uruha to take care of. Sorry.
Comment(s): 6
*b*ass: I do not remember any of this. Except the bit where me and Ruki are on Kai's bed. Nothing happened, dude, we were just...adjusting our pants.
-- DrummerBoy: I never want to sleep in my bed again.
cockroach: HAHAHAHA @ me with toilet paper around my head. I need to see that. Ain't Afraid to Die was fun, man, but Uruha can't sing. I think he was trying to be Yoshiki again. I don't recall Madonna in red.
*b*ass: Shit, my credit cards.
DrummerBoy: I still can't believe that I let this happen. Also, fuck you, I'm having my mom help be clean up.
-- GuitarHero69: That's so cute.
January 4, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
I think our manager is actually going to kill us.
Comment(s): 2
*b*ass: Except you, MR.I-AM-SO-PERFECT-I-WISH-NOT-TO-HAVE-FUN-WITH-MY-FRIENDS.
-- DrummerBoy: Friends?! You're a bunch of idiots with whom I agreed to work with when I was completely wasted.
January 5, 2007.
Posted to: *b*ass
Up until now, I've never actually considered suicide, but now I have. Because Kai wants all of us to die from exhaustion, and if I just kill myself, I can get out of recording. So I can hang out with hide-sama and Sid Vicious.
Comment(s): 6
ThighMan: I wonder what hide-sama would think of me.
-- cockroach: Oh look, Uruha's still alive. Also, hide-sama would hate you, for forever ruining Yoshiki.
--- ThighMan: You speak pure venom. Give me longer hair, some tights and a piano that I can hit, and I could be Yoshiki's long lost twin.
---- cockroach: Whatever.
DrummerBoy: I'm not that bad.
GuitarHero69: Sid Vicious doesn't know how to speak Japanese.
January 7, 2007.
Posted to: cockroach.
I have some song ideas, but I'll have to think about if I hate you guys enough to make them in English.
Comment(s): 4
GuitarHero69: For the love of all the cigarettes in the world, please don't. We don't need more reasons why the rest of the world should laugh at us.
-- cockroach: Not at us, with us. Silly God Disco was fun.
--- GuitarHero69: The funnest part of it was Uruha's thighs.
---- ThighMan: Damn straight.
January 8, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
My birthday is coming up. I want lots and lots of presents. No, stop laughing, I actually want all the presents in the world.
Comment(s): 4
ThighMan: Obviously I don't have to get you anything, because I am your greatest gift.
-- GuitarHero69: But there was that watch we saw the other day that you promised to buy for me.
--- ThighMan: Since when did I promise that?
---- GuitarHero69: Roughly 2 minutes ago.
January 9, 2007.
Posted to: *b*ass
Me and Kai have been listening to an awful lot of Penicillin lately. Mhm.
Hakuei is hot, you guys seriously.
I mean, HELLO THERE.
Also in before Ruki goes insane about my newest revelation: there should be come kind of button that doesn't allow your boyfriend to read the entry.
Comment(s): 5
DrummerBoy: I am not gay, but Hakuei does look nice.
--*b*ass: Denial.
GuitarHero69: I agree. There's so much stuff that I want to write, but Uruha will be wanting kill me if I do.
-- ThighMan: Yeah, you'll write about that time when we met Sugizo-sama and I accidentally knocked his guitar down. So everyone will laugh at me and I won't have a clue what they're on about.
cockroach: Oy.
January 10, 2007.
Posted to: cockroach.
Oh, so that's why every time Sugizo hears Uruha's name, he's like, “He's that one guy with nice legs but he broke my baby.”
Reita, whatever:
Comment(s): 6
*b*ass: Um. Whatever. I like my men who actually look like men.
-- cockroach: Yeah, like Hakuei-san looks like a man.
--- *b*ass: He's gender-ly challenged sometimes. Unlike Asagi-san, who always is.
ThighMan: He does not think that every time he hears my name. So I might have have knocked his guitar around a bit, but that's because I was excited.
-- GuitarHero69: Excited in more than way.
--- ThighMan: Oh fuck you. Anyway, I like Asagi-san's belt there.
January 11, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
I don't know what you guys are on about, because this is the greatest obviously:
Comment(s): 4
cockroach: I don't ever want to talk to you again.
DrummerBoy: Nightmare time, man.
ThighMan: I think Mana-sama does his hair nicely.
-- GuitarHero69: It's a wig, you idiot. And don't even think about making me dress up as Mana. Because I will beat you up.
January 13, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
Insane recording. Insane lyrics. Amazing guitar solos. Sex, guitars, alcohol and...
...my legs. Coming soon in a CD shop near you!
In all seriousness though. Aoi and I are already planning Ruki's birthday present. Which may or may not involve blown up condoms and left over Chinese takeout.
Anyways, we watched Kill Bill Vol.1 today. THAT ONE GIRL, SHE WAS IN THAT OTHER MOVIE WITH HYDE-SAN WHERE HE HAD NICE HAIR.
Comment(s): 3
cockroach: Oh shit.
*b*ass: I cannot wait to see what you guys come up for Ruki.
DrummerBoy: That one girl who was in that movie with Hyde-san where he has nice hair. Amazingly detailed, Uruha.
January 14, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
IT'S KAGEN NO TSUKI, OKAY URUHA NOW STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT IT. And no, I'm not going to watch it with you, because I have other things to do. Such as...take out the garbage.
Reita's scar is all...hard and bumpy. It's weird. I hope I never have appendicitis because Uruha will take the leader title from me and wreak chaos by making everyone pray to a picture of him and making an album full of guitar solos. Which would be tragic.
Uruha also had a nosebleed today, at which we all laughed at for THE longest time. I doubt this will go down well with Uruha tonight.
Comment(s): 7
ThighMan: I would never take the leader title from you. I would never make everyone pray to a picture of me and make a album full of my guitar solos. How dare you speak such lies.
GuitarHero69: I'm being denied sex right now as I type.
*b*ass: I know, right. I think the doctor forgot to take one stitch out, because on one part of the scar it hurts like a bitch. But the lotion thing I have to put on it smells gooooood.
-- cockroach: It does not. It smells like coconuts.
--- ThighMan: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS.
---- GuitarHero69: The last time I checked, your coconuts were not brown and hairy.
----- DrummerBoy: Oh, that's gross.
January 16, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Today me, Uruha and Aoi watched both Death Note movies because we have no life like that. Uruha's sister joined us as well, and I think that Aoi and Uruha scared her a bit with their constant trips to the bathroom for reasons I really wish not to know/shoving candy down each other's pants/making out. She has been the subject to some first class fanservice, poor thing. Though I did have some interesting discussions with her, thus she has proved that she is in fact, not mental.
Also, my new guinea pig, which Uruha lovingly named Shima. ISN'T HE ADORABLE? Don't ask why its wrapped in a toy snake, I don't even know. Aoi's idea.
Comment(s): 8
ThighMan: Perhaps I could hook you two up. But that would feel kind of weird, my sister dating one of my band mates. So scratch that though.
-- cockroach: Kai, you're gonna have to turn gay. Just admit it.
--- GuitarHero69: Yeah, gay for...Mana-sama.
---- DrummerBoy: ...no.
------ *b*ass: You two would make the most retarded looking couple in the world.
cockroach: That is the cutest thing in the world. I hope he doesn't bite.
-- DrummerBoy: He doesn't. He likes to sleep a lot, though.
--- cockroach: Sleep a lot? You must not be pleased then, since sleeping is a term foreign to you.
January 17, 2007.
Posted to: *b*ass
Miyavi called me today. We had the most interesting conversation:
Miyavi: So Kai-kun tells me that you and Ruki slept in his bed...though I doubt there was much sleeping involved.
Me: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT.
Miyavi: ...
Me: ...
Miyavi: ...so you wanna go to the movies sometime?
I am actually going to kill Kai.
Comment(s): 5
cockroach: Hahahahah, I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Me and Kai set you up, and Miyavi tells me that he could hardly hold his laughter while he was talking.
-- *b*ass: God, I hate you.
DrummerBoy: I would never do that, Rei-chan.
-- *b*ass: Number #1 rule as my friend: never call me Rei-chan. Ever.
GuitarHero69: I just love how he went, so you wanna go to the movies sometime? as if the previous conversation didn't even take place.
January 18, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
So in the light of the new events, Reita isn't talking Ruki or Kai. Which makes up for the most interesting recording sessions, because Kai doesn't do anything when one of us fucks up, so we spent good two hours just watching Ruki untangle his microphone wires. Reita was too busy drooling over Hakuei.
Ruki also told me that apparently, Reita doesn't know how to delete multiple files at a time from his computer. Aoi walked in on this conversation, and thought we were talking about porn.
Comment(s): 3
*b*ass: I DO know how to delete multiple files at a time, thank you very much. Ruki is just jealous that he he lacks my...awesomeness.
-- cockroach: If being awesome requires you to be an idiot, I'd rather not.
GuitarHero69: When I heard the words Reita, delete, files and computer, I naturally assumed that you were talking about porn.
January 19, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
Aoi, the Love Doctor, at your service.
Let me explain:
So Uruha (who is now my nurse/assistant, but no uniforms are required) and I decided that it would be brilliant idea to make Ruki, Reita and Kai talk to each other again. Mainly because we cannot have a band which doesn't communicate with one and other, but also because it's my birthday tomorrow, AND I WANT EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY.
Uruha and I cornered these two very interesting specimens of man, who go by the names of Ruki and Reita, and shoved them into an empty storage room. Uruha said that this was probably a bad idea, because we all know what Ruki and Reita are like when left to their own devices. We went to get Kai, since he's a part of this as well.
Having gotten hold of Kai, we returned to the storage room, in where Ruki and Reita were pretty much having sex with clothes on. Kai made a face, Uruha said that he was right and that now we won't able to work because it proved impossible to separate Ruki and Reita, and I think it is safe to say that all is well.
Comment(s): 7
*b*ass: This is why Ruki and I require supervision during work hours.
-- cockroach: I say that Kai should be our supervisor.
--- DrummerBoy: How about no.
ThighMan: I am so dressing up as a nurse.
--*b*ass: Naughty Nurses.
--- GuitarHero69: ..isn't that some sort of porn?
---- *b*ass: No, whatever gave you that idea?
January 21, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
God, birthdays are fun.
Even though we had to go to the studio in the morning, nothing really productive was done, because the security guys had put up balloons everywhere. For the first time ever, I felt some affection towards a bunch of guys who look like they've been asked to leave wrestling competitions because they have beaten too many people up. Uruha and I spun Reita around in one of those spinny around chairs, and when he had gotten up, he walked into the guitar stand, then Kai and then fell on top of Ruki. Ruki challenged me and Uruha to a guitar duel, which we gladly accepted, and I OBVIOUSLY won. Reita was too busy recovering from his minor injuries.
On the way to my place, we bought three cakes, since cake eating is SERIOUS BUSINESS in this band. We watched movies (Titanic, Ruki and Kai cried), and Miyavi had also joined in. I think Kai scared Reita a little, because Kai decided it would a really good idea to give Reita a lap dance, but he's just not very good at it. Hell, he scared me. Though Miyavi seemed to find it very funny.
Because we're all twelve year old girls at heart, we also played dress-up, and Uruha showed Miyavi his Yoshiki scenario, which I think made Miyavi look at Uruha in a different light. Everyone got pretty drunk, and decided that cake is a very good face mask indeed.
Because everyone left roughly around midnight, which was like, 15 minutes ago, Uruha is inviting me into the bedroom for things...of sexual nature.
Comment(s): 5
*b*ass: Ruki says that his skin has been feeling a lot more soft now that he applied whipped cream on it. Though, I will be the judge of that. My head still hurts.
cockroach: Kai would not be able to flourish as a prostitute.
-- DrummerBoy: How dare you. I could always use my womanly ways.
--- cockroach: WOMANLY, HAHAH WHAT. You're like, the second manliest in this band, after Reita.
ThighMan: I wonder if Miyavi will return for Ruki's birthday, after he has seen how birthdays are celebrated Gazestyle.
January 22, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
Today, Aoi and I went shopping for the remainder of our present for Ruki. Some fucker decided to throw candy at us. It might have been a nice gesture for all I know, but personally, I think throwing anything at my legs is a felony.
At the convenience store, we wrecked havoc like usual, knocking the magazine stand around a bit, and speaking very loud and incorrect English. So the owner of the store kicked us out. I think someone at the store might have recognised us, because she was giggling all the time. I dunno, it might have been that, or the fact that I was wearing a shirt with this huge white stain on it. Not what you think it is. It was ice cream.
Comment(s):
GuitarHero69: That convenience store will soon feel my wrath.
cockroach: Throwing stuff at your legs should be a felony. I'm also kinda worried about my present, seeing all the trouble you two have gone to get it.
*b*ass: Not what we think it is, huh? Yeah right. I know you, you don't eat ice cream in the morning, and we were recording in the afternoon.
January 23, 2007
Posted to: *b*ass.
I'm breaking the wall inside my heart, I just wanna let my emotions get out. Nobody can stop, I'm running to freedom, no matter how much you try to hold me in your world.
Comment(s): 3
ThighMan: Oh man, I never knew you felt like this. You can talk to me any time. <3
DrummerBoy: Yeah, me too. I'm here for you, man.
cockroach: What the fuck, that's not how you feel at all. Those are X Japan lyrics. I hate it when you just leave random lyrics.
January 24, 2007.
Posted to: cockroach.
Really, could you get any cuter. REITA, I WANT A GUINEA PIG FOR MY BIRTHDAY. PLEAAAAAASE.
Comment(s): 3
*b*ass: I'll think about it.
DrummerBoy: I think he likes you. He fell asleep in your lap, which was adorable.
GuitarHero69: Uruha and I volunteer ourselves to babysitting him.
January 24, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Today I found bunch of useless crap while cleaning out my room. Like, this striped red and green blazer, which probably doesn't look good on anyone.
So, since I have no need for it, I sold it on eBay. I am going to be extra rich, hahah.
Comment(s): 3
cockroach: Did that blazer have a rip inside?
-- DrummerBoy: Yeah, but I just sewed that up.
--- cockroach: That was my blazer.
January 25, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
KAI, YOU FUCKFACE.
Miyavi. Miyavi?! Miyavi. Miyavi. Miyavi.
All these years, spent in trying to make you gay...all for nothing!
Comment(s): 4
GuitarHero69: Fuck, I know. I don't even want to think about how long they have been at it.
cockroach: On a bright side, now we all can have sleepovers and stay up late and gossip.
-- *b*ass: I would not attend such a thing, even if you paid me to do it.
*b*ass: Though I bet, now that Kai has joined ~our circle~, Uruha will make him undergo some sort of ritual.
January 25, 2007.
Posted to: ThighMan.
On the road of discovery of Kai's homosexuality, written by the greatest guitarist the world has ever seen, aka Uruha:
So, during lunch time, when Ruki and Reita had gone off to do God knows what, and Kai had ~to go and make an important phone call~ (now that I think about, I WONDER WHO IT WAS) Aoi and I decided that it would be a really good idea to sneak around on Kai's laptop, because we have no respect for other people's privacy.
On there, we found a selection of photos which include photos from Aoi's birthday (Ruki with a whipped cream mustache) and general idiocy displayed by this band (me trying on women's underwear). iTunes (I never knew that Kai listened to Britney Spears or Kaya. How gay.), emails from our manager and other important people which keep us functioning but I doubt I've ever met them, as well as some shit from Ruki concerning one of the songs.
Anyway, there were emails from Miyavi, which we opened because we know what Miyavi's like and his emails are crazy fun. But we did not expect to read what...we did read. If I wrote it all down I would feel dirty and I might never see the sunlight again.
We told Ruki and Reita this when they returned (before Kai) and spent the rest of the recording giggling. We kept on having to do the same song over and over again because Ruki can't laugh and sing in English at the same time.
Comment(s): 5
cockroach: We had gone to smoke, gosh. Are you suggesting that we did something other than that? Besides, I thought that you thought Sugizo was the best guitarist?
-- ThighMan: He is, but that would interrupt the flow of this story.
*b*ass: Britney Spears and Kaya?
-- DrummerBoy: I'M GAY, I'M ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO THEM.
GuitarHero69: I can't wait until we're able to go through his mobile phone, hahah.
January 26, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
Going on a date with Miyavi tonight, yesss. Uruha and Aoi insisted that they should babysit Shima, despite the fact that he is a guinea pig, and lives in a cage and thus is unable to cause any real damage.
Ruki said that he and Reita might also possibly join Uruha and Aoi sometime during the course of the evening, so I fear for my apartment.
Comment(s): 2
ThighMan: We just find him the most adorable ever, and like to exploit any chance of being able to pet him.
*b*ass: We like to exploit any chance of finding out what kind of sex books you read.
January 27, 2008.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
Much of the evening was spent on petting Shima and feeding him carrots and Uruha constantly grinning. And then, we found a pink bandanna in Kai's bedroom and decided to model it on Shima:
Other interesting things found in Kai's bedroom:
A box with two chocolates. We ate them, and they were those that have the cherries and some kind of alcohol. Uruha liked them. A lot.
Tomato clay mask, purifying. I...don't even want to know.
Sunglasses. I can only hope that they're not Kai's.
Ruki and Reita came round too, and we took off our shirts and wrestled. Reita and I also argued about who was the better backup singer, and finally, I said, “That's it, it's time to settle this argument once and for all! I challenge you to a make-out!” Wrong choice of words.
Comment(s): 5
cockroach: Watching you and Reita participate in your make-out challenge was quite...interesting, so to speak.
-- GuitarHero69: Yeah, I bet interesting things were happening in your pants.
--- b*ass: What the hell, why would use the word “interesting” to describe an erection. That's just...weird.
DrummerBoy: Oh, so that's why Miyavi's bandanna smells like hay. He wasn't too pleased.
ThighMan: We should wrestle more often.
January 28, 2007.
Posted to: b*ass
Don't you just hate it when Kai enters the studio all cheery and happy and all “LET'S RECORD TODAY”, and you're just like, yeah whatever can I go to sleep now and not listen to Ruki whine about in English.
Comment(s): 7
cockroach: That's how I feel every day. Except my English is better than yours, so shut up.
-- b*ass: But that's only because I don't walk around with a dictionary stuck out of my back pocket.
ThighMan: That's because he's had too much sex the previous night. UNLIKE ME, BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS BUSY SNORING LOUD ENOUGH TO WAKE hide-sama BACK FROM THE DEAD.
-- GuitarHero69: Dude, we have sex like, EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN' DAY. I need to rest. Attending to your needs requires a lot of energy.
--- ThighMan: You didn't need a lot of rest after you challenged Reita to an another make-out today!
---- GuitarHero69: ...are you PMSing?
DrummerBoy: Not always because of sex.
January 29, 2007.
Posted to: cockroach.
Okay, so I might have fallen asleep during when Uruha was doing his guitar solo today. That's only because Reita decided that it would be a brilliant idea to make pancakes at three in the morning. So naturally I had to call Kai to find out how its done, and Kai managed to somehow talk about Miyavi two hours straight.
Actually, speaking of Miyavi, now thanks to Kai, I can't have a proper conversation with Miyavi without thinking inappropriate thoughts.
ALSO. I'm going to my parents house on my birthday. Spend my birthday...quietly and among sane people.
Comment(s): 7
b*ass: But those pancakes were delicious. So that means that I have to give you my present before you leave.
-- cockroach: No, they were disgusting.
---b*ass: How dare you insult my culinary skills.
cockroach: Reita, you don't even know how to boil water. This tells a lot about your skills in the kitchen.
DrummerBoy: ME + MIYAVI = TRUE LOVE FOREVER.
-- GuitarHero69: ...wow, that is the first time ever that I see Kai doing anything remotely close to what Uruha would do. Uruha = gayest in this band.
ThighMan: Don't worry Ruki-kun, you'll get your present on your birthday. Aoi and I will make sure of it.
January 30, 2007.
Posted to: GuitarHero69.
Uruha: Aoi.
Me: Yes.
Uruha: I think I'm pregnant.
Me: ...
Uruha: ...
Me: Well, have fun shitting out a baby.
Comment(s): 7
b*ass: I think I just died laughing. Men do not get pregnant. If they did, Ruki and I would have a rather large family.
DrummerBoy: I have the most wonderful mental images now.
cockroach: But like...where would the baby be attached to? Would it just like, float around randomly in your stomach and attach itself to whatever took its fancy?
-- GuitarHero69: You've been paying attention during Biology class.
--- b*ass: Only because pregnancy is in the same topic as sex. Needless to say, anything sex related catches Ruki's attention.
---- ThighMan: All of our attentions, for that matter.
ThighMan: I was only joking. Pregnancy causes fat, and fat + me = no thanks. It could do some serious damage to my legs, and we might lose about 99.9% of our fans.
January 31, 2007.
Posted to: DrummerBoy.
I don't know Uruha, do you use flour when you make a cake?
Comment(s): 3
b*ass: Those are some amazing culinary skills right there. Even worse than me.
GuitarHero69: This is the reason why I never let Uruha cook for me. He might just burn down the kitchen and/or poison me.
cockroach: Since I think that this is because it's my birthday tomorrow, I shall not eat any cake that Uruha gives me. Safety reasons.