a slightly controversial entry
Act One: The story's just begun
Act Two: I fell in love with you
Act Three: Knew it was meant to be
Act Four: You don't love me no moooooooore!
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You gotta love Meatloaf (yes you do!). I mean not loaf meatloaf. I've always imagined it to be pretty disgusting. Any foodstuff that uses the word "meat" in a non specific way should be avoided. What meat is it? Could be cat for all you know... And if you're in Italy, South East Asia or KFC it probably is.
But yes the singer Meatloaf. I never understood the Top Gear campaign against Bat Out Of Hell. Clarkson is definitely falling down in my ratings recently. I mean he used to be cool and moody but now he has DVDs out and other things of that nature... Just like an ex-reality tv star. He's looking too middle aged aswell (i mean he IS middle aged but what kind of excuse is that? William Shatner was still blowing up Klingons well into his 60s). The porsche is no longer a sign of his excellent taste in automobiles, more a signifier for a mid life crisis brought on by his slipped disc.
The little guy has the upper hand now Clarkson. Your time is passing. Make way for the new.
In fact, no don't go. I like you Clarkson (I'm not to hot on the little guy. What is his name? Hamster? Something like that...). I still have faith you can come back from the brink. My english teacher always told me to watch your show for interestings metaphors and she was right. But yeh. Get out off your arse. Embrace Meatloaf- there's a lot of him to go around. You can have an arm to yourself if you like. Or a breast. Oh and leave the French alone aswell. Oh yeh that's right! I like the French! BLASPHEMY! And I'll tell you why...
Firstly the only reason the British hate the French is because we wish we were like them. We wish we could say fuck you America! And sleep in till 2am.
Secondly the French didn't lose WW2. They didn't get up early enough to join in. And seeing as the average French person's day revolves around slashing paintings and taking trips to the boulangerie... They wouldn't of really cared if the Germans were in control anyway. Germans like cakes too.
Thirdly everything they say sounds great. Think what accents we British have to deal with- Geordie, Welsh and worst of all... Scouse. I'd sacrifice all the Scousers in England to have a French accent. You know you would too. Even Scousers would.
And forthly everyone who lives below Birmingham comes from France. 1066 anyone? The only real English people left live in Wales. And that's a scientific fact.
Other scientific facts for today:
1. Australian banknotes are rip proof
2. Ants are actually tiny, tiny horses in disguise
3. Women have smaller brains than men
Hey its science. Don't shoot the messenger.
Anyway everyone have a good new year. And other such things.
Leigh
Act Two: I fell in love with you
Act Three: Knew it was meant to be
Act Four: You don't love me no moooooooore!
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You gotta love Meatloaf (yes you do!). I mean not loaf meatloaf. I've always imagined it to be pretty disgusting. Any foodstuff that uses the word "meat" in a non specific way should be avoided. What meat is it? Could be cat for all you know... And if you're in Italy, South East Asia or KFC it probably is.
But yes the singer Meatloaf. I never understood the Top Gear campaign against Bat Out Of Hell. Clarkson is definitely falling down in my ratings recently. I mean he used to be cool and moody but now he has DVDs out and other things of that nature... Just like an ex-reality tv star. He's looking too middle aged aswell (i mean he IS middle aged but what kind of excuse is that? William Shatner was still blowing up Klingons well into his 60s). The porsche is no longer a sign of his excellent taste in automobiles, more a signifier for a mid life crisis brought on by his slipped disc.
The little guy has the upper hand now Clarkson. Your time is passing. Make way for the new.
In fact, no don't go. I like you Clarkson (I'm not to hot on the little guy. What is his name? Hamster? Something like that...). I still have faith you can come back from the brink. My english teacher always told me to watch your show for interestings metaphors and she was right. But yeh. Get out off your arse. Embrace Meatloaf- there's a lot of him to go around. You can have an arm to yourself if you like. Or a breast. Oh and leave the French alone aswell. Oh yeh that's right! I like the French! BLASPHEMY! And I'll tell you why...
Firstly the only reason the British hate the French is because we wish we were like them. We wish we could say fuck you America! And sleep in till 2am.
Secondly the French didn't lose WW2. They didn't get up early enough to join in. And seeing as the average French person's day revolves around slashing paintings and taking trips to the boulangerie... They wouldn't of really cared if the Germans were in control anyway. Germans like cakes too.
Thirdly everything they say sounds great. Think what accents we British have to deal with- Geordie, Welsh and worst of all... Scouse. I'd sacrifice all the Scousers in England to have a French accent. You know you would too. Even Scousers would.
And forthly everyone who lives below Birmingham comes from France. 1066 anyone? The only real English people left live in Wales. And that's a scientific fact.
Other scientific facts for today:
1. Australian banknotes are rip proof
2. Ants are actually tiny, tiny horses in disguise
3. Women have smaller brains than men
Hey its science. Don't shoot the messenger.
Anyway everyone have a good new year. And other such things.
Leigh