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Oct 17, 2009 00:21

Why the fuck is my room full of pink flamingos and koosh balls?

[Muttering.]

...HEY. SHOCKWAVE. I WANT WORDS WITH YOU, BROTHER. WE GOT A PROBLEM.

drunk, like it's a bad thing, this is probably not a stick up

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shockedlogic October 17 2009, 04:45:56 UTC
You mean a problem aside from the usual ones?

... do I know you?

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roughcriminal October 17 2009, 04:53:54 UTC
HOW DARE YOU, SIR. HOW DARE YOU.

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shockedlogic October 17 2009, 04:56:09 UTC
[You have managed to make him pause, good sir! And he's startled!]

... what?

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roughcriminal October 17 2009, 04:59:29 UTC
Heard you're hoarding the liquor, Fed. What the hell, man? You can't share? THAT AIN'T GONNA FLY ON MY BOAT, PIG.

Let's go. C'mon.

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shockedlogic October 17 2009, 05:04:27 UTC
Hoarding the...

[Wait a second.]

You are organic, you are incapable of digesting Energon. And I am certainly no officer of any law but my Lord Megatron's rules.

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roughcriminal October 17 2009, 05:10:58 UTC
I'll be the judge of that.

C'mon, fed. What're you, scared of a little pink fleshy? You chicken, pig?

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shockedlogic October 17 2009, 05:13:32 UTC
... Did Ironhide put you up to this?

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roughcriminal October 17 2009, 05:15:12 UTC
Don't try to get out of it. You're hoarding liquor. Don't shit on the party, fed.

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shockedlogic October 17 2009, 05:20:34 UTC
I am insulted that that mech cannot do his own dirty work anymore.

You can tell him he can have that Energon over my disassembled components, if he is going to go about it through the improper channels like this. You can also suggest that he request it nicely next time.

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roughcriminal October 17 2009, 05:22:14 UTC
Them's fighting words, fed.

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shockedlogic October 17 2009, 05:25:18 UTC
I refuse.

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heavyweaponsbot October 17 2009, 05:26:46 UTC
This was not my idea. I have no idea where this came from.

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shockedlogic October 17 2009, 05:29:27 UTC
Of course you do not.

If you truly feel your share is in danger suddenly, I will release it. To Ratchet, or to Hound. Not to you.

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heavyweaponsbot October 17 2009, 05:34:55 UTC
This was not my doing! If I wanted to irritate you, you think I would let someone else take credit?

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shockedlogic October 17 2009, 05:39:26 UTC
If you were intelligent - which you must be, to have survived the War - you would know that the only one aboard I would give credit to is you.

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heavyweaponsbot October 17 2009, 05:48:40 UTC
This human got it into his processor all on his own.

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