Actually, I think what I should say is fuck 50%(,i>or more) of the people in my matches list. Everytime I find someone who looks interesting and I'm at least 67% sure doesn't want to wear my skull as a helm and wield my spine as a sword, their profile always ends with "I'm a regular user..." or "I love my kids" or "I value a deep personal relationship with Christ as my true savior" or better yet;
"I have kids, I drink regularly, I smoke heavily, and I value my personal relationship with Christ as the one true savior...and I smoke pot" <- Apparently white trash is getting better with the internet.
FUCK YOU!
Goddammit!
Why the fuck are the only truly interesting people on there are people I already know. Is the midwest so devoid of outside the box people that I've met them all already? FUCK!
In case anyone notices and wonders:
Yes, I consider a person who has children to be unattractive either as friend material or as a partner. Deep down I don't trust the animal side of humanity, and I find children to be the ultimate expression of that. Not to mention also, petty, selfish, and atavistic, not to mention narcissistic in a round-about sense.
Just because it's perversity appeals to me:
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1247#comic