Longest Survey Ever
Are you going to be one hundred percent honest?
Aren't I always?
Where do you work?
I volunteer at North Coast Veterinary Hospital, Teacher's Assistant at Humboldt State University, and Tutor at the Tutoring Center at HSU.
Has anyone gotten on your nerves lately?
Not that badly...it was my birthday week! Haha. No wait I take that back. THE FREAKING COURT STILL OWES ME FOR JURY DUTY THAT ENDED OVER A MONTH AGO!
Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, what do you say?
Sir or madame, why are you floating outside my second floor window?
Do you feel awkward when strangers say hi to you?
I quite enjoy it. I'm up for hugging strangers and greeting them warmly.
Do you hate being alone?
Activities wise, not really but I like having social options. Relationship wise, yes.
What do you usually do first in the morning?
Toss the canine or weasel that's perching on my face instead of their bed to the ground.
Are you smoking a "cig" right now?
Noes.
What happened at 3:00pm today?
I turned in my prescription at Sears and ordered new contacts (zomg purple), ran around Michael's looking for Halloween goodies, and then hit up the North Country Fair.
Do you miss the way things used to be?
Depends on which ways you're thinking of. I miss last Christmas. I miss Brasil. I miss National Youth Leadership Forum on Medicine. I miss the Azores. I miss being raised by my uncles.
Do you care what people think about you?
I care about what people I care about think of me. Random people who won't get to know me oh well.
What do you hear right now?
Some cheesy horror movie on SyFy that I've seen a billion times before (dead people on a boat fighting for redemption).
Do you miss anyone right now?
So much.
Do you have good memories with old friends?
I reread all my old journal entries since 2000 and crack myself up.
Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours?
I hugged the girls before hey all left for their trips this weekend!
Do you get along with most girls?
As long as they aren't prissy bimbos.
Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
Noes but I had some good dreams.
Who was your last IM from?
Geez I haven't used any form of IM for months.
Have you kissed more than ten people this year?
Nope just four! Yay birthdays!
Last time you were happy?
Sept. 12-14 for various reasons each day lol.
Were you single on your last birthday?
I guess? o.O
Do you talk a lot?
Maybe if I'm really comfortable with you. Otherwise I ask a lot of questions and listen to other people talk lol.
Ever been in a situation where you had to be around your ex every day?
Never had an ex, but do have an asshole ex-friend that I try to avoid after I graciously let him crash his homeless ass on my couch, then racked up my cable bill with porn and stole shit from me. Small school in a small town, yay.
Today, would you rather go forward a week or back a week?
Back a week! More pary time for my birthday!
Is there anything stressing you out currently?
Some school, some friends, some boys. If only things could just be easy I'd be utterly happy.
If your ex called you right now, would you answer?
Phone is on silent, so probably not.
Has anything shocking happened lately?
That girl from Yale was found dead inside the wall of the basement in one of the laboratories on campus within a week of being kidnapped and no one happened to notice the construction?
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants?
Cheeky boyshorts from VS!
Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?
Best friends forever, pinky promise!
Do you like thunderstorms?
I love dancing in them!
Has an ex ever wanted you back after they left you?
Never had an ex but I'd laugh.
Do you feel you'll ever get back together with your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
When I get a first I'll let you know.
Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
By choice no but they're the only family shits I'll ever have.
Is someone on your mind right now?
Well, yeah, now that this survey has got me thinking about people who've treated me like crap. Gosh. :-)
If you could spend more time with someone you used to be very close with, who would it be?
Amber, Sana, Chelley, Irene, Kris...people from high school and around town that were really good mentors and friends that I miss dearly.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone and what did you talk about?
My mom to give the lady at Sears permission to let me charge the crap out of her credit card for my contacts lol.
Are you listening to music?
In my head. Shakira's "She Wolf" is stuck pretty good in there. (I LOVE THIS SONG <3 CAMERON)
Is there someone you used to talk to everyday but don't anymore?
Quite a few people actually. I'm alls alone now :(
Plans for Saturday?
Beach and booze? Probably running around Eureka trying to find something to do with some of my friends.
Are you currently frustrated with someone?
Yes, about a boy. Also, to quote Cameron's witty logic, "I think that's known colloquially as being alive."
Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
Um I'm sure there's probably something I haven't told Steph or Jeanna lol.
What's the weather like outside?
Sunny and bright.
What are you doing tonight?
Gallivanting across town!
Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
Geico, my stuffed gecko toy, and probably one of the furballs.
Do you get mad when people smoke around you?
I hate when people smoke right next to a large group of people when there's a clearly marked and ventilated smoking space about 10 feet away.
Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
I get annoyed by bad information and I think people are silly to imagine lying is in their best interests. I don't see the point of lying!
Did you accept or deny your last friend request?
Accepted.
Have you ever told anyone you loved them and meant it?
Yes.
Do you like to spend time with people?
Yessums!
Anything good happening tomorrow?
Um, printing crap out at school? Maybe chem session at the girls' place!
Do you think you have made anyone happy recently?
I'll make Kat happy when I give her her birthday present. I would love to believe I brought someone happiness last week in his time of hurt but I has not heard from him recently.
Do you like to cuddle?
You've no idea.
Meet any new people this year?
Yessums!
Would you forgive a friend for telling your biggest secret?
I don't think I have any secrets that are so detrimental that I would care of it's divulging, but I might be annoyed for a bit by who it was told to, nothing I wouldn't get over though.
Do you personally know anyone who's in a band?
Two guitarists - one locally and one internationally.
Are you single?
I believe that's a yes right now.
Do you read Perez Hilton?
Who?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Depends where the dark is.
When was the last time you jumped on a trampoline?
I want a trampoline!
How's your life lately?
It's had quite it's fair shares of ups and downs and let downs and let ups, but there's still a piece missing.
Ever seen someone just roll out of bed and still look hot?
Restful is hot.
Do you know anyone who's obsessed with Twilight?
Yep lol.
Sex with more than 25 people?
LOL possibly one of my friends. I certainly have not.
Do you want to grow old with someone or be single forever?
I want to grow old with someone I love that loves me in return.
Have you kissed someone in '09 that means a lot to you?
Yes.
If an ex said they hated you, what would you say?
"What'd I do now?"
Is the person you last texted single?
I texted my friend's friend...I assume he is.
How do you feel right now?
I have to go upstairs and get dressed to go over to my friend's house :(
Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?:
Not that I can think of.
Don't tell me lies, so where's the person you like/love?
One's in Texas, one's in LA, and one's in Eureka. Choose carefully!
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
A few but only Andrew's been the closest who semi-cared :P
Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
Very much so. Except during pregnancy.
Who can make you feel better in a difficult situation?
My animals, Steph, Jeanna, my friends, a boy.
Who was the last person to text you?
Sheldon.
Has anyone told you they don't ever wanna lose you?
Yis.
Are any of your friends virgins?
Yis.
Who was the last person to call you babe?
Hell if I know, boy?
How's your love life?
Taking a sabbatical. <---- long, ass sabbatical
If the last person that said I love you to you walked out of your life what would you do?
Probably break down heavily. That would be a serious part of my life to be ripped out.
Have you ever wanted to never give up on someone?
Possibly, if they don't give up either.
Do you tend to give in or stand strong?
I'm fickle (like nickle, yay chem)!
Is love really worth fighting for?
The real kind sure.
Whats the biggest promise someone broke with you?
They said they'd be there for me and weren't.
Tell me the truth, why did you fall in love with your last ex?
Not-Applicable, QUIT RUBBING IT IN.
Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
Actually yes.
Have you faced any of your fears lately?
Fears? Don't think so, maybe possibly a little bit.
Have you ever kissed under water?
No but I really want to see if it's that easy to pass oxygen down there.
Who was the last person to comfort you as you cried?
Myself.
Do you have to plug your nose while swimming under water?
Nope.
Are you a heart breaker?
Nope.
Is it ever too late to apologize?
Nope.
Do your computer speakers work?
My computer is sans speakers lol.
Which friend are you most similar to?
Jeanna!
Can you see yourself marrying an ex?
Again...n/a
Have you kissed anyone whose name starts with a M?
Yar.
Would you kiss the last person who texted you, on the lips?
Um maybe...if I was tipsy. Hugs?
Camping with a ton of friends or hotel with a few friends?
Camping would be a ton of fun!
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with K, A, R, M, C or D?
Wtf question? You already asked about M. I've only kissed a H, R, M, D, N.
Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Good god yes.
Do you think your ex will ever want to be with you again?
What. The. Hell. The writer of this survey has a problem. <-----
What did your last text say?
"At work" from Sheldon.
What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
My closet opens up into an attic soooooooooooo my brother's gf's clothes that he's been storing in there while she's in jail? And xmas boxes.
How do you feel about girls smoking?
No different than men.
Where would you rather live, England or Australia?
England so I could see some of my besties! And Stonehenge.
When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"Purple eyes baby!"
Do you fall for people easily?
I fall for the idea more than the person. "When I do fall, I tend to fall flat on my face and it's awesome." HAHA, so true.
What do you do when you have a bad day?
Brood at home and post it on my livejournal.
Do you want someone dead?
Yes.
Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to?
I will punch you, survey.
Do any of your ex's miss you?
Seething anger is what I'm experiencing just now.
Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
No. Keep your promises or don't make promises.
What would be the first thing you would do with 100,000 dollars?
Buy a giant sized ferret tunnel maze for my fuzzies.
Have you ever thought you were dying but you were actually just pregnant?
Apparently those chicks on that one "I didn't know I was Pregnant" show did.
Is your crush banging someone else?
I seriously question the environment in which lead to some of these question making decisions. But I hope not.
Are you addicted to cigarettes?
Didn't it already...?
Do you know anyone named holly?
Yes.
Have you ever kissed someone who was drunk?
Yes.
Have you ever had sex with someone who was drunk?
No.
Aren't I always?
Where do you work?
I volunteer at North Coast Veterinary Hospital, Teacher's Assistant at Humboldt State University, and Tutor at the Tutoring Center at HSU.
Has anyone gotten on your nerves lately?
Not that badly...it was my birthday week! Haha. No wait I take that back. THE FREAKING COURT STILL OWES ME FOR JURY DUTY THAT ENDED OVER A MONTH AGO!
Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, what do you say?
Sir or madame, why are you floating outside my second floor window?
Do you feel awkward when strangers say hi to you?
I quite enjoy it. I'm up for hugging strangers and greeting them warmly.
Do you hate being alone?
Activities wise, not really but I like having social options. Relationship wise, yes.
What do you usually do first in the morning?
Toss the canine or weasel that's perching on my face instead of their bed to the ground.
Are you smoking a "cig" right now?
Noes.
What happened at 3:00pm today?
I turned in my prescription at Sears and ordered new contacts (zomg purple), ran around Michael's looking for Halloween goodies, and then hit up the North Country Fair.
Do you miss the way things used to be?
Depends on which ways you're thinking of. I miss last Christmas. I miss Brasil. I miss National Youth Leadership Forum on Medicine. I miss the Azores. I miss being raised by my uncles.
Do you care what people think about you?
I care about what people I care about think of me. Random people who won't get to know me oh well.
What do you hear right now?
Some cheesy horror movie on SyFy that I've seen a billion times before (dead people on a boat fighting for redemption).
Do you miss anyone right now?
So much.
Do you have good memories with old friends?
I reread all my old journal entries since 2000 and crack myself up.
Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours?
I hugged the girls before hey all left for their trips this weekend!
Do you get along with most girls?
As long as they aren't prissy bimbos.
Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
Noes but I had some good dreams.
Who was your last IM from?
Geez I haven't used any form of IM for months.
Have you kissed more than ten people this year?
Nope just four! Yay birthdays!
Last time you were happy?
Sept. 12-14 for various reasons each day lol.
Were you single on your last birthday?
I guess? o.O
Do you talk a lot?
Maybe if I'm really comfortable with you. Otherwise I ask a lot of questions and listen to other people talk lol.
Ever been in a situation where you had to be around your ex every day?
Never had an ex, but do have an asshole ex-friend that I try to avoid after I graciously let him crash his homeless ass on my couch, then racked up my cable bill with porn and stole shit from me. Small school in a small town, yay.
Today, would you rather go forward a week or back a week?
Back a week! More pary time for my birthday!
Is there anything stressing you out currently?
Some school, some friends, some boys. If only things could just be easy I'd be utterly happy.
If your ex called you right now, would you answer?
Phone is on silent, so probably not.
Has anything shocking happened lately?
That girl from Yale was found dead inside the wall of the basement in one of the laboratories on campus within a week of being kidnapped and no one happened to notice the construction?
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants?
Cheeky boyshorts from VS!
Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to?
Best friends forever, pinky promise!
Do you like thunderstorms?
I love dancing in them!
Has an ex ever wanted you back after they left you?
Never had an ex but I'd laugh.
Do you feel you'll ever get back together with your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
When I get a first I'll let you know.
Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
By choice no but they're the only family shits I'll ever have.
Is someone on your mind right now?
Well, yeah, now that this survey has got me thinking about people who've treated me like crap. Gosh. :-)
If you could spend more time with someone you used to be very close with, who would it be?
Amber, Sana, Chelley, Irene, Kris...people from high school and around town that were really good mentors and friends that I miss dearly.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone and what did you talk about?
My mom to give the lady at Sears permission to let me charge the crap out of her credit card for my contacts lol.
Are you listening to music?
In my head. Shakira's "She Wolf" is stuck pretty good in there. (I LOVE THIS SONG <3 CAMERON)
Is there someone you used to talk to everyday but don't anymore?
Quite a few people actually. I'm alls alone now :(
Plans for Saturday?
Beach and booze? Probably running around Eureka trying to find something to do with some of my friends.
Are you currently frustrated with someone?
Yes, about a boy. Also, to quote Cameron's witty logic, "I think that's known colloquially as being alive."
Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE?
Um I'm sure there's probably something I haven't told Steph or Jeanna lol.
What's the weather like outside?
Sunny and bright.
What are you doing tonight?
Gallivanting across town!
Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
Geico, my stuffed gecko toy, and probably one of the furballs.
Do you get mad when people smoke around you?
I hate when people smoke right next to a large group of people when there's a clearly marked and ventilated smoking space about 10 feet away.
Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
I get annoyed by bad information and I think people are silly to imagine lying is in their best interests. I don't see the point of lying!
Did you accept or deny your last friend request?
Accepted.
Have you ever told anyone you loved them and meant it?
Yes.
Do you like to spend time with people?
Yessums!
Anything good happening tomorrow?
Um, printing crap out at school? Maybe chem session at the girls' place!
Do you think you have made anyone happy recently?
I'll make Kat happy when I give her her birthday present. I would love to believe I brought someone happiness last week in his time of hurt but I has not heard from him recently.
Do you like to cuddle?
You've no idea.
Meet any new people this year?
Yessums!
Would you forgive a friend for telling your biggest secret?
I don't think I have any secrets that are so detrimental that I would care of it's divulging, but I might be annoyed for a bit by who it was told to, nothing I wouldn't get over though.
Do you personally know anyone who's in a band?
Two guitarists - one locally and one internationally.
Are you single?
I believe that's a yes right now.
Do you read Perez Hilton?
Who?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Depends where the dark is.
When was the last time you jumped on a trampoline?
I want a trampoline!
How's your life lately?
It's had quite it's fair shares of ups and downs and let downs and let ups, but there's still a piece missing.
Ever seen someone just roll out of bed and still look hot?
Restful is hot.
Do you know anyone who's obsessed with Twilight?
Yep lol.
Sex with more than 25 people?
LOL possibly one of my friends. I certainly have not.
Do you want to grow old with someone or be single forever?
I want to grow old with someone I love that loves me in return.
Have you kissed someone in '09 that means a lot to you?
Yes.
If an ex said they hated you, what would you say?
"What'd I do now?"
Is the person you last texted single?
I texted my friend's friend...I assume he is.
How do you feel right now?
I have to go upstairs and get dressed to go over to my friend's house :(
Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?:
Not that I can think of.
Don't tell me lies, so where's the person you like/love?
One's in Texas, one's in LA, and one's in Eureka. Choose carefully!
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
A few but only Andrew's been the closest who semi-cared :P
Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?
Very much so. Except during pregnancy.
Who can make you feel better in a difficult situation?
My animals, Steph, Jeanna, my friends, a boy.
Who was the last person to text you?
Sheldon.
Has anyone told you they don't ever wanna lose you?
Yis.
Are any of your friends virgins?
Yis.
Who was the last person to call you babe?
Hell if I know, boy?
How's your love life?
Taking a sabbatical. <---- long, ass sabbatical
If the last person that said I love you to you walked out of your life what would you do?
Probably break down heavily. That would be a serious part of my life to be ripped out.
Have you ever wanted to never give up on someone?
Possibly, if they don't give up either.
Do you tend to give in or stand strong?
I'm fickle (like nickle, yay chem)!
Is love really worth fighting for?
The real kind sure.
Whats the biggest promise someone broke with you?
They said they'd be there for me and weren't.
Tell me the truth, why did you fall in love with your last ex?
Not-Applicable, QUIT RUBBING IT IN.
Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
Actually yes.
Have you faced any of your fears lately?
Fears? Don't think so, maybe possibly a little bit.
Have you ever kissed under water?
No but I really want to see if it's that easy to pass oxygen down there.
Who was the last person to comfort you as you cried?
Myself.
Do you have to plug your nose while swimming under water?
Nope.
Are you a heart breaker?
Nope.
Is it ever too late to apologize?
Nope.
Do your computer speakers work?
My computer is sans speakers lol.
Which friend are you most similar to?
Jeanna!
Can you see yourself marrying an ex?
Again...n/a
Have you kissed anyone whose name starts with a M?
Yar.
Would you kiss the last person who texted you, on the lips?
Um maybe...if I was tipsy. Hugs?
Camping with a ton of friends or hotel with a few friends?
Camping would be a ton of fun!
Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with K, A, R, M, C or D?
Wtf question? You already asked about M. I've only kissed a H, R, M, D, N.
Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now?
Good god yes.
Do you think your ex will ever want to be with you again?
What. The. Hell. The writer of this survey has a problem. <-----
What did your last text say?
"At work" from Sheldon.
What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
My closet opens up into an attic soooooooooooo my brother's gf's clothes that he's been storing in there while she's in jail? And xmas boxes.
How do you feel about girls smoking?
No different than men.
Where would you rather live, England or Australia?
England so I could see some of my besties! And Stonehenge.
When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"Purple eyes baby!"
Do you fall for people easily?
I fall for the idea more than the person. "When I do fall, I tend to fall flat on my face and it's awesome." HAHA, so true.
What do you do when you have a bad day?
Brood at home and post it on my livejournal.
Do you want someone dead?
Yes.
Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to?
I will punch you, survey.
Do any of your ex's miss you?
Seething anger is what I'm experiencing just now.
Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
No. Keep your promises or don't make promises.
What would be the first thing you would do with 100,000 dollars?
Buy a giant sized ferret tunnel maze for my fuzzies.
Have you ever thought you were dying but you were actually just pregnant?
Apparently those chicks on that one "I didn't know I was Pregnant" show did.
Is your crush banging someone else?
I seriously question the environment in which lead to some of these question making decisions. But I hope not.
Are you addicted to cigarettes?
Didn't it already...?
Do you know anyone named holly?
Yes.
Have you ever kissed someone who was drunk?
Yes.
Have you ever had sex with someone who was drunk?
No.