Takarazuka fandom commandments
This is the product of maruizhen and I cracktastic chats, it is meant to be taken humorously, will post the Spanish version latter or I'll never post this on time. Lo and behold
1. Thou shall write travel reports when thou are in the holy land of sequin and feathers
2. Thou shall make a holy pilgrimage to the holy land at least once in your life
3. Thou shall not try to steal the holy prophets, thou may only send them gifts and worship them from afar
4. Thou shall appreciate all the holy prophets not only the otokoyaku ones
5. Thou shall respect all your fellow worshippers, remember the flames you use shall be used against you in hell
6. Thou shall squee without being overtly loud
7. Thou shall forgive those who say this is just a lesbo theater for they don't know what they are doing
8. Thou shall not illegally upload the holy dvds to YouTube and help other sinners to steal from our shiny prophets.
9. Thou may only upload small clips to help convert the incredulous
10. Thou will not swear the name of the holy prophets, or of the holy company in vain
11. Thou shall not squee too loudly when at the holy temple aka the Daigekijou for it is disturbing to the the worshippers.
12. Thou shall not faint of squee induced happines during demachi or irimachi
13. Thou shall treat the dvds, cds, graphs, le cinqs, kaigekis, personnal books nad other prited material as holy and treat them accordingly
14. Thou shall not scream at the top of your voice: "Sienne’s name-san, aishiteiru!!!" during the holy ceremony of dancing in sparkly suits.
15. Thou shall not scream garbled Japanese during the holy ceremony at the shrine
16. Thou shall write or draw tasteful fanfiction or fan art regarding the holy prophets. A bit of risque is okay
17. Though shall support the holy prophets even if they leave the holy company
18. But thou art allowed to pray for them entering senka instead
19. Thou may try to use the allmighty calendar for prophecies concerning the fate of the holy prohets, but remember they are prophecies not destiny
20. Thou shall bear it with patience if the holy order of the prophets is not to your liking and promotion goes not according to your prayers.
21. Thou shall love and respect Noppin, Yahoo auctions, TCA and other assorted internet pages for providing holy shinnies
22. Thou shall worship the TakaWiki, for it is the source of all wisdom
23. Thou shall be kind to new worshippers but if the incure in the same sin time and time again thou may scold them
We welcome your kind suggestions.