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This morning my train leaves Morden station to go about 100 yards into the tunnel, stops and we hear the driver announce:
"Welcome to another lovely Monday on the Northern Line. You may have noticed we've stopped; unfortunately the management has a policy of keeping us in the dark - both literally and metaphorically - so all I know is that I'm sitting at a red light staring at the back of the train in front, which is also sitting at a red light. Still, at least you get to read another five minutes of 'Metro'."
Well, it amused me.
"Welcome to another lovely Monday on the Northern Line. You may have noticed we've stopped; unfortunately the management has a policy of keeping us in the dark - both literally and metaphorically - so all I know is that I'm sitting at a red light staring at the back of the train in front, which is also sitting at a red light. Still, at least you get to read another five minutes of 'Metro'."
Well, it amused me.