Get a hotel room, already.
Aaaaaand on top of everything else, my roommate's loud, annoying and messy girlfriend is staying at our house all week because said roommate's mother will be staying at her place. UUUUUUUGH. And my kitchen that was spotless yesterday morning is trashed again. Which means I get to clean it again (even though the mess, well most of it, isn't mine). CRANKY CRANKY CRANKY.