Walk the talk and shut the fuck up
Know what pisses me off? People who keep having dumb-ass know-it-all "philosophical" abstract statuses on Facebook.
Look, I get that you've been thinking a lot but please, at least structure it in a way that people can understand easily.
I get that effective communication may not be everybody's forte, but so is trying to read something so damn abstract.
And finally, for the lack of a better expression, (pardon the french) don't teach your mother how to fuck.
Don't say things that people already know, phrase it in a chim way, and then act like it's something well thought out because hey, you're not fooling me.
It's just like buying a fucking egg for 10c, paste a sticker with the word "Organic" on it and selling it for $3. You can fool the people who 'Like' your dumb status, but you ain't foolin' me.
I'd ask that you walk the talk if I knew you personally, but since you're so damn smart, I am guessing you ARE already walking the talk so here's another advice from me to you: Shut the fuck up.
It is nothing difficult and nothing too abstract about this: walk the talk AND shut the fuck up while you're at it.
It's acceptable if it was a Eureka! moment, or that it was an epiphany. But it's something that everybody knows like, "Happiness is a choice" and you try to make it sound like nobody realized that cept you then it's best you shut up.
I don't know how many friends you have that are incapable of realizing such things in their lives and I might be the minority in your list that feels this way, so I hope you are really happy that you are really, really wise among your friends.
See, this is why we are no longer friends. You know how in ancient days the king throws the strong and powerful general into exile for fear that the general might overthrow the king one day because the king knows exactly how awesome the general is?
Yeah. Yeah, you got that right. If I wrote something out of my ass and placed it next to some-philosophical shit you wrote, the people who 'Like' your crap would realize that you are nothing.
I can't think of a better and subtle way to say this because, clearly, subtlety is really not my style.
I am too smart, too good for you. Bite me, bitch.
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p/s: This is written by Amanda's alter ego. Shalom!
p/p/s: I do realize that I'm actually no big deal and not all that great. And I'm not that careless to not realize that there are others who do the same Facebook shit too. Again, I hate to say this but don't teach your mother how to fuck. In case you're thinking of the smartest rebuttals, here's a clue smartass, I could summarize this entire entry into one short sentence, under 10 words: I just really don't like you.
Look, I get that you've been thinking a lot but please, at least structure it in a way that people can understand easily.
I get that effective communication may not be everybody's forte, but so is trying to read something so damn abstract.
And finally, for the lack of a better expression, (pardon the french) don't teach your mother how to fuck.
Don't say things that people already know, phrase it in a chim way, and then act like it's something well thought out because hey, you're not fooling me.
It's just like buying a fucking egg for 10c, paste a sticker with the word "Organic" on it and selling it for $3. You can fool the people who 'Like' your dumb status, but you ain't foolin' me.
I'd ask that you walk the talk if I knew you personally, but since you're so damn smart, I am guessing you ARE already walking the talk so here's another advice from me to you: Shut the fuck up.
It is nothing difficult and nothing too abstract about this: walk the talk AND shut the fuck up while you're at it.
It's acceptable if it was a Eureka! moment, or that it was an epiphany. But it's something that everybody knows like, "Happiness is a choice" and you try to make it sound like nobody realized that cept you then it's best you shut up.
I don't know how many friends you have that are incapable of realizing such things in their lives and I might be the minority in your list that feels this way, so I hope you are really happy that you are really, really wise among your friends.
See, this is why we are no longer friends. You know how in ancient days the king throws the strong and powerful general into exile for fear that the general might overthrow the king one day because the king knows exactly how awesome the general is?
Yeah. Yeah, you got that right. If I wrote something out of my ass and placed it next to some-philosophical shit you wrote, the people who 'Like' your crap would realize that you are nothing.
I can't think of a better and subtle way to say this because, clearly, subtlety is really not my style.
I am too smart, too good for you. Bite me, bitch.
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p/s: This is written by Amanda's alter ego. Shalom!
p/p/s: I do realize that I'm actually no big deal and not all that great. And I'm not that careless to not realize that there are others who do the same Facebook shit too. Again, I hate to say this but don't teach your mother how to fuck. In case you're thinking of the smartest rebuttals, here's a clue smartass, I could summarize this entire entry into one short sentence, under 10 words: I just really don't like you.