pffffffft I have no idea but I already love this thread.brorexiaMay 2 2011, 06:49:26 UTC
...uh. That's a good question.
[He looks back at it. Augh! Oh dear sweet merciful Yawgmoth, it's a train wreck, and he's not just talking about the train! This is HIDEOUS! It's so... pastel! Why, if only whoever put him in this dress subscribed to the philosophies of the Great Work, this might look halfway decent! Sure, it would probably also be made of metal and have large pointy spikes sticking out of it, but it would fit in with the Phyrexian aesthetic -- or Urabrask's aesthetic, anyway. Most Phyrexians had little aesthetic sense, and as far as Urabrask was concerned, none of the other Praetors did.]
I am, however, certainly NOT a homosexual. [As far as he knew. And well, he didn't think about it very much at all, anyway, so he could actually be wrong.]
No idea. Let's just figure this out as we go.brorexiaMay 2 2011, 07:05:41 UTC
I don't really know. My knowledge of human sexuality is about...
[Oh, wait. he can't make one of those gestures very well to indicate a tiny amount.] ...it's really small, basically.
Thank you. [Of course he doesn't agree, but who's going to look a complement-shaped gift horse in the mouth? Not this... whatever the hell Urabrask is.]
[A troll is the god of all homuns. That makes sense, considering how weird homuns look. Wait, what's a homun? Does he mean humans? He called them "humons" before. Aaaaaaaaargh this trollspeak!]
It's a pleasure to meet you, Korkut. My name is Urabrask. I am a Phyrexian. And I am an artist as well.
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Urabrask is now a Disney princess. What do, Korkut. WHAT DO.]
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ORN'T YO A BOUY?
OR AR YO A HOMOSOXUOL?
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[He looks back at it. Augh! Oh dear sweet merciful Yawgmoth, it's a train wreck, and he's not just talking about the train! This is HIDEOUS! It's so... pastel! Why, if only whoever put him in this dress subscribed to the philosophies of the Great Work, this might look halfway decent! Sure, it would probably also be made of metal and have large pointy spikes sticking out of it, but it would fit in with the Phyrexian aesthetic -- or Urabrask's aesthetic, anyway. Most Phyrexians had little aesthetic sense, and as far as Urabrask was concerned, none of the other Praetors did.]
I am, however, certainly NOT a homosexual. [As far as he knew. And well, he didn't think about it very much at all, anyway, so he could actually be wrong.]
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THOT DROSS LOOKS PERUTTY ON YO, THOGH.
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[Oh, wait. he can't make one of those gestures very well to indicate a tiny amount.] ...it's really small, basically.
Thank you. [Of course he doesn't agree, but who's going to look a complement-shaped gift horse in the mouth? Not this... whatever the hell Urabrask is.]
We need to introduce ourselves, though, don't we?
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Korkut. My name is Urabrask. I am a Phyrexian. And I am an artist as well.
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