This is ridiculous but funny.
Put this into google. "YOUR NAME looks like" The results are surprisingly funny.
"Lisa looks like she could use a good tongue lashing."
"Lisa looks like she's going to look great AND comfortable! Who could ask for more?"
"Lisa looks like someone's drunk mom."
"Lisa looks like a goddess in her newly-finished Goddess yarns poncho! She hated knitting this project, but the result is to die for."
And my personal favorite:
"Lisa looks like a dehydrated crack whore." Ha!
"Lisa looks like she could use a good tongue lashing."
"Lisa looks like she's going to look great AND comfortable! Who could ask for more?"
"Lisa looks like someone's drunk mom."
"Lisa looks like a goddess in her newly-finished Goddess yarns poncho! She hated knitting this project, but the result is to die for."
And my personal favorite:
"Lisa looks like a dehydrated crack whore." Ha!