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XxSchoneLeichexX: hea-ther?? Will you get me socks?
XxSchoneLeichexX: :-[ppplease?
RotcY 2005: *kicks your socks at you*
RotcY 2005: there stupid pineapple
XxSchoneLeichexX: wweee! Pineapple is eternally greatful.
RotcY 2005: *kicks your pineapple ass*
XxSchoneLeichexX: :-(
XxSchoneLeichexX: *pineapple attack!*
XxSchoneLeichexX: *GNAWS ON YOUR FOOT*
RotcY 2005: *oh no*
XxSchoneLeichexX: *growls*
RotcY 2005: *stabs your fruity insides*
XxSchoneLeichexX: *bleeds fruity acid*
XxSchoneLeichexX: *spits fruity acid in your eyes*
RotcY 2005: *blind*
RotcY 2005: *shoots your core*...*you die*
XxSchoneLeichexX: *super pineapple stregnth* **comes back to life, but now is ZOMBIE pineapple**
XxSchoneLeichexX: *eats your flesh*
RotcY 2005: *wtf!*
RotcY 2005: YOU CAN'T DO THAT
RotcY 2005: that's illegal!
XxSchoneLeichexX: I just did!
RotcY 2005: *runs in terror because zombie pineapples smell worse than reg ones*
XxSchoneLeichexX: *flings zombie pineapple boogers in your hair*
XxSchoneLeichexX is no longer idle at 3:22:44 PM.
RotcY 2005: *combs hair* you stupid asshole! *grabs ahold of your green nasty leafy hair and swings you around the room*
XxSchoneLeichexX: *cries*
XxSchoneLeichexX: all i ever wanted was to be your friend!!
RotcY 2005: *sighs*
RotcY 2005: but you are PINEAPPLE....they don't make banana and pineapple foods!
XxSchoneLeichexX: we can be a new product.
RotcY 2005: no...
RotcY 2005: I am sorry
XxSchoneLeichexX: *cuts herself into peices*
RotcY 2005: it's over, we cannot mix the pineapple and banana
XxSchoneLeichexX: if you dont want me, no one does, not even myself.
RotcY 2005: *thinks*
RotcY 2005: okay
RotcY 2005: I can keep you...AS long as you dress up as an apple in public...
RotcY 2005: becuase bananas and apples go together
XxSchoneLeichexX: ...i'll try anything
RotcY 2005: okay...*hugs*