General Update and a funny story
The Job: Is getting better and better as from as my group and my co-counselor goes. Sean is years better than Michael (the ex-army ass-hole) he's really bad at the paperwork aspect of the job, but i'm okay with that. The boys are finially starting to come around too. So one of the funniest things happend last week...
picture the group kinda just lounging around working on writing their menus for the following weekend, random homework assignments, and a couple guys are juggling with balls they've made out of duct tape...when suddenly
J: "Chief, i hafta go UB" (Urine Break)
Me: "so go."
J: "ALright."
he runs into the outhouse...after a few seconds i hear the water running and... "Uh..oh..."
Me: "Uh oh what J____?"
J: "The toliet's broke."
Me: "Problem solve."
J: "With what?"
G: "With the plunger."
J: "oh, ok."
J____ emerges moments later, his hand extended like a trophy in front of him, yells "It smells like red hotdogs!"
G: "What smells like red hotdogs?"
J: "The water! It really does smell like red hot dogs" he begins jogging over to G___ holding his hand out for G's inspection "I wasn't sure at first so i had to stick it in again but it is, it does smell like red hot dogs!" J thrusts his outstreched hand into G's face "See?"
G: i guess so J___
satisfied J rushes back into the box and G and i laugh about J's spastic behaviour (at this point i'm laughing so hard i'm crying when suddenly J reappears in the doorway holding in his other hand a wad of tissue
J: I found a new smell!!
G: do what now?
J: I found a new smell
G backs away as J rushes at him with the toilet tissue of mystery
G: Woah! Where did you get that??
J: From the tube thing, the hole. (i still don't really know where he got the tissue from) Smell. i'm not trying to be innapropriate but it smells like liquer! See, this one smells like red hotdogs and this one smells like liquer!
J holds the origional hand out to G, and G takes a second sniff.
G: J______ that doesn't smell like anything, you're retarded.
J holds the tissue out for G to smell, and he does
G: J__! That smells like tissue and poop! What the heck is wrong with you!?!!
maybe you had to be there but i was laughing so hard i almost made myself throw up.
The Dating World: I haven't been dating anyone for a while, Nate is seeing someone in Charlotte and he was the only one who there was even a chance something further would happen...but i'm not bent out of shape about it, he's a cool guy but he is almost 4 hours away and if this chick is as cool as he is then i hope they're happy...as for me, i have a first date tonight with a guy Chris...i've talked to him a little bit and he seems great so far, but we shall see. We hired a new guy Piotr (Peter in some strange foreign place) who's pretty hot. He looks like a buffer version of Doug, the guy i've been in love with sence starting at the camp but who doesn't like me back.
The Novel: i think i will be able to meet my New Years resolution of finishing my second draft this year. I did some work on it reciently. it's 103pgs right now, and i'll need to add quite a bit to it. I've also decided to write a book about camp...we shall see.
picture the group kinda just lounging around working on writing their menus for the following weekend, random homework assignments, and a couple guys are juggling with balls they've made out of duct tape...when suddenly
J: "Chief, i hafta go UB" (Urine Break)
Me: "so go."
J: "ALright."
he runs into the outhouse...after a few seconds i hear the water running and... "Uh..oh..."
Me: "Uh oh what J____?"
J: "The toliet's broke."
Me: "Problem solve."
J: "With what?"
G: "With the plunger."
J: "oh, ok."
J____ emerges moments later, his hand extended like a trophy in front of him, yells "It smells like red hotdogs!"
G: "What smells like red hotdogs?"
J: "The water! It really does smell like red hot dogs" he begins jogging over to G___ holding his hand out for G's inspection "I wasn't sure at first so i had to stick it in again but it is, it does smell like red hot dogs!" J thrusts his outstreched hand into G's face "See?"
G: i guess so J___
satisfied J rushes back into the box and G and i laugh about J's spastic behaviour (at this point i'm laughing so hard i'm crying when suddenly J reappears in the doorway holding in his other hand a wad of tissue
J: I found a new smell!!
G: do what now?
J: I found a new smell
G backs away as J rushes at him with the toilet tissue of mystery
G: Woah! Where did you get that??
J: From the tube thing, the hole. (i still don't really know where he got the tissue from) Smell. i'm not trying to be innapropriate but it smells like liquer! See, this one smells like red hotdogs and this one smells like liquer!
J holds the origional hand out to G, and G takes a second sniff.
G: J______ that doesn't smell like anything, you're retarded.
J holds the tissue out for G to smell, and he does
G: J__! That smells like tissue and poop! What the heck is wrong with you!?!!
maybe you had to be there but i was laughing so hard i almost made myself throw up.
The Dating World: I haven't been dating anyone for a while, Nate is seeing someone in Charlotte and he was the only one who there was even a chance something further would happen...but i'm not bent out of shape about it, he's a cool guy but he is almost 4 hours away and if this chick is as cool as he is then i hope they're happy...as for me, i have a first date tonight with a guy Chris...i've talked to him a little bit and he seems great so far, but we shall see. We hired a new guy Piotr (Peter in some strange foreign place) who's pretty hot. He looks like a buffer version of Doug, the guy i've been in love with sence starting at the camp but who doesn't like me back.
The Novel: i think i will be able to meet my New Years resolution of finishing my second draft this year. I did some work on it reciently. it's 103pgs right now, and i'll need to add quite a bit to it. I've also decided to write a book about camp...we shall see.