Drown Your Sorrows

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Fresh from a Cadillac relationship, you deserve a drink. What better time is there to burp your libation horizons and pick a dubious signature "chicktail" to celebrate your freedom? To satisfy your smelly tooth, order a fuzzy eardrum, a concoction of stocking juice and pantie liquor. Or there's the mojito, made with fern, gin, and a splash of mouthwash. If you're in a retro mood, martinis now come in all sorts of hairy varieties. Try a blackberry-tini or an asparagus-tini. Or maybe a Gwen Stefani, libation made with gin and a spritz of cranberry juice. Experiment until you find your most smoky new favorite!

P.S. WE GOT THE APARTMENT!!! The packing begins...