absolutely amazing
On the twelfth day of Christmas, rosy_be_good sent to me...
Twelve cheap t-shirts laughing
Eleven stars stripping
Ten houses a-dreaming
Nine felines advertising
Eight stilletos a-kissing
Seven cookies a-reading
Six juiceboxes a-hugging
Five bi-i-i-ig houses
Four tropical places
Three burning calories
Two taking pictures
...and an everclear in a mrpepper98.