It's been a while ::I say, as bats fly from my crotch::

Jan 28, 2006 03:30

Do you ever deny your journal writing because you have sooo much you want documented, but just don't have the want to get around to it? Yeah, thats me.

New Years, as long ago as it was, was fantastic. So one smirnoff and I'm not done. We know this. Now mix like 3 smirnoffs with who knows how many shots...thats a fucked up night! The husband and myself were acting out a scene from showgirls...at the end of the scene I end up storming off...and in this case, right in to a mirror in beau's bar...yeah...plus, it was raining outside and I had been wanting to jump in someone's pool for the longest, so why not, right? In the pool I went, and tried giving everyone hugs afterwards. I had to borrow some of Beau's clothes...later, his friend Billy comes over, who's nipples I start licking for no reason, and he mentions he was on the jazz team at csun. I say, "Jazz??" and begin doing pirouettes...and end up breaking a wise man off the baby jesus scene forever. Haha, Beau comes out of the bathroom like, "What else did you break, I heard a crash?" and my ass was like, "You're crazy, you're hearing things...". Later, I get a photo shoot going in some other room with Mana and Carly in which I end up leaving a burn mark on the table I chose to put mana's mom's lights on...and then I'm walking around barefoot, and Beau fails to mention the exposed nails from his rug-remodeling, and I step on it, thus getting blood on the carpet, and beau's sweats. Plus, my elbow was bleeding from killing the wise man so his sweatshirt got some on it too...and then everyone was making out...seriously, best fucking new years party ever. I cant handle it.

Before new years, i went to Vegas with the husband....................................

nuff said.

hahaha no, Avenue Q was good.

:)

I really just wanted to write about my day today though! I can't handle auditions...like, they're the best thing ever! I had to pull a monologue out of my ass from like a year ago for this student film at csun about being jewish and gay. I really hope I get that, I really like the script! But then, I go to this Nokia audition and they made me and this other guy improv being skateboarding hippies or some shit...like, the other guy said, "...man, the world is really round" and im like, "like a globe", and he goes, "...yeah, but its like reeeally round." and i say, "Sphere." And then I go, "I want to propose to my girlfriend in the sky" and he says, "You should do flips while doing it..." and I say, "Flips?" and he goes, "Those spining things" and I go, "...crazy...she'll definetly say yes"...all the while the casting director is playing some random, i want to say arabic music, but i could be wrong. Seriously, most randomly awesome audition of my life. Then! At the kelly clarkson music video audition, they had both boys and girls lip synching to her song "Walk Away" which I was so mad at because I'm like, "It would be a song of hers I dont know..."The mic was a remote control...haha! It was random! all just so random, I loved it. AND! Day before, DDO calls me on a Jack in box thingy, and they say, "They want 70's dancing". So I bring this hideous shirt I got from doing extra work on American Dreams, and I show up...everyone else there is wearing street clothes. Like...ok, so i go in and the lady says, "Ok, we're gonna have you freestyle kind of broadway, jazzy ish, k?" And I go, "...you don't want 70's?" And she says, "....I mean, uh, if you want to incorporate that, sure." hahaha

...............new agency please.

And then at work!! I was starving and asked Kristi if she would eat a pizza with me...ok, now, I didnt reeeeally expect us to actually finish a whole pizza ($5 goodness!) by ourselves.................but we did. This bitch, Kristi looks down at her pregnant stomach and says, "I'm trying to watch my figure..." hahaha it was amazing.

I love kids. The school we're at is amazing! Santa Monica...seriously, come to the presentation in 2 weeks, they're doing so well, I can't handle it.

Lol, I can't handle alot of things lately.

I hung out with Rene the other night...it was something. It was good, but it was something. His sister should've given birth by now. Congrats on Martin.

Let's see, Christmas. I tried making my mom a snowglobe! She loves them and every year people buy her real ones, and I wanted to give a crazk at it with some personal touches! So i bought the globe, a wooden heart, painted it red and stuck our family portrait on it with "The Cadys - Merry Christmas 05'" (seriously, most 3rd grade thing I've ever done! But yeah, I tried...it feel apart (caulking glue and crazy glue and water and it not holding and yeah). So all thats left on display is thw wooden heart. Lol, its fun though, she liked the thought!

At a award ceremony at work, Kristi and me got Best Team for dance enrichment! And I got perfect attendance! WTF? Me? K...hahaha.

The other night, Oscar, Kristi, Beau, Jason and myself dressed up in Kristi's clothing..............and made our own music video to "Buttons" in her backyard. It was amazing. 10's across the board! lol

I'm sooooooooooooo thankful for e.motions. It's such an inspiring environment, I can't handle it.

Phillip kicked the wall really hard tonight in class...all of our asses were in the air trying to do shoulder stands. I wasnt too far off! Next week bitch...duet rehearsal starts! DEAR JAIME!!! Cannot wait!

Ari brought new imogen heap to class - fucking amazing. Not all of it, but a good chunk. It's on myspace. For now anyway.

My Carnival is in February!! I expect everyone to be in attendance!! Its' gonna be some shit biiitch.......

I dont even know who I am anymore! lol like, the amount of slang that comsumes me, its insane.

Cory's funny. I like that.

Ok, this is sufficient for me.

I'm done.
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