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First off, any HP fans, (who've finished DH) should read the Transcripts from the live chat with JK from Monday, 07/30/07. They are hilarious, she's all 'I don't remember that' and 'I changed my mind'. Oh, JK with your lack of stick-to-it-ness. /hilarity/ But the best was this little gem:
Lola Victorpujebet: Was Minerva in love with Albus
J.K. Rowling: No! Not everybody falls in love with everybody else...
LOLZ, JK! I'm sorry, JK, have you met fandom? Fandom, JK? Srrly. I was 0_0 for a good 10 seconds at the screen. Then, came the giggles.
And between that, and an icon with the BEST EVER semi-QUOTE ('cause it's really a quote, but you know, it was totally what he was thinking) Voldie going: "Fuck, my elder wand!" I was LOLing for a few hours. /wipes tear of joy away/ Oh, JK, the pure joy your fandom brings. AS/S and "Harry you taste much better than Crabbe and Goyle." DH was full of great lines. But the best (and no one seems to have recognized it as such *ahem* icons, please) besides, "What in the name of Merlin's shaggy left-" was McGonagall FTW with:
Harry: He's coming!
McGonagall: We'll hold him off as long as we can while you look for your secret thingie
Harry: You can do that?
McGonagall: Yes, Potter. Some of us teachers are quite good at magic.
RAWR, Minvera. /loves/
So, in honor of JK's crack-ish-ness, and my newfound love of McGonagall, I've got a brand new header. rosweldrmr. WEEP for the crappiness that it is (I made it last night at midnight after work in like 2 minutes). I'll redo it soon, and change the rest of the layout. But, for now - DD/MM wins at life. /must find LJ comm NOW/
& (stole this beautiful little bit of formatting from beckingham
*3AM*
/phone rings/
Me: /answers phone/ [unintelligible speech] Hello? *bitch mode activated*
Brother #1: Hey, I don't have my keys.
Me: *mental note: Brother #2* K
Brother #1 Brother #2: Could you come open the door?
Me: FUCK NO! Sure. *is monosyllabic when first woken*
Boyfriend: Who's that *retard mode activated*
Me: [insert brother's name here]
Boyfriend: What'd he want?
Me: /gets up, wraps body pillow around self/ Forgot his keys.
Boyfriend: So, wha'does that mean?
Me: *facepalm* I gotta open the door. What do you think it means? I gotta make an omelet!?
Warning, caps lock of doom.
WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM? IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN 2 HOURS, AND HE'S ALL 'WHAT'S THAT MEAN?' WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS! IT MEANS YOU HAVE A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A WALNUT!
It's my own fault really, I'm very shallow. He's all looks, not much substance. God, but he is pretty to look at. *dreamy eyes*
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Tagged by noma_sama
1. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
2. Tag seven people to do the same.
3. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag whoever wants to do it.Yeah, I'm a rebel.
Wow... this was a long post. Go me.
OH, and when I was working a few weeks ago, I met a woman whose name was "Orly Hamburger" It was too good not to share.
Lola Victorpujebet: Was Minerva in love with Albus
J.K. Rowling: No! Not everybody falls in love with everybody else...
LOLZ, JK! I'm sorry, JK, have you met fandom? Fandom, JK? Srrly. I was 0_0 for a good 10 seconds at the screen. Then, came the giggles.
And between that, and an icon with the BEST EVER semi-QUOTE ('cause it's really a quote, but you know, it was totally what he was thinking) Voldie going: "Fuck, my elder wand!" I was LOLing for a few hours. /wipes tear of joy away/ Oh, JK, the pure joy your fandom brings. AS/S and "Harry you taste much better than Crabbe and Goyle." DH was full of great lines. But the best (and no one seems to have recognized it as such *ahem* icons, please) besides, "What in the name of Merlin's shaggy left-" was McGonagall FTW with:
Harry: He's coming!
McGonagall: We'll hold him off as long as we can while you look for your secret thingie
Harry: You can do that?
McGonagall: Yes, Potter. Some of us teachers are quite good at magic.
RAWR, Minvera. /loves/
So, in honor of JK's crack-ish-ness, and my newfound love of McGonagall, I've got a brand new header. rosweldrmr. WEEP for the crappiness that it is (I made it last night at midnight after work in like 2 minutes). I'll redo it soon, and change the rest of the layout. But, for now - DD/MM wins at life. /must find LJ comm NOW/
& (stole this beautiful little bit of formatting from beckingham
*3AM*
/phone rings/
Me: /answers phone/ [unintelligible speech] Hello? *bitch mode activated*
Brother #1: Hey, I don't have my keys.
Me: *mental note: Brother #2* K
Brother #1 Brother #2: Could you come open the door?
Me: FUCK NO! Sure. *is monosyllabic when first woken*
Boyfriend: Who's that *retard mode activated*
Me: [insert brother's name here]
Boyfriend: What'd he want?
Me: /gets up, wraps body pillow around self/ Forgot his keys.
Boyfriend: So, wha'does that mean?
Me: *facepalm* I gotta open the door. What do you think it means? I gotta make an omelet!?
Warning, caps lock of doom.
WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM? IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN 2 HOURS, AND HE'S ALL 'WHAT'S THAT MEAN?' WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS! IT MEANS YOU HAVE A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A WALNUT!
It's my own fault really, I'm very shallow. He's all looks, not much substance. God, but he is pretty to look at. *dreamy eyes*
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Tagged by noma_sama
1. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
2. Tag seven people to do the same.
3. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag whoever wants to do it.Yeah, I'm a rebel.
- I don't think I hate anything more than being woke up by the phone ringing. I makes me want to kill, KILL whoever is on the other end. I don't care if it's my sick, feeble, bedridden, 101-year-old-nana. If you call me, and wake me up: I. Will. Kill. You.
- I sleep naked. Yes, nekid. I don't really like clothes. If I had more balls, I'd probably go live in a nudist colony.
- I have 1 white eyebrow hair. [Well, I thought it was cool.]
- I speak sign language. *snicker* speak isn't technically the right word, but you know what I mean. It's pretty much the ONLY language I speak, other than English /duh/
- I'm scared of birds (yes, even little baby duckies), pudding, jello, and any kind of food that's gelatinous.
- I got 2 bachelors degrees in 3 years. One in Environmental Studies and the other in Liberal Studies. So... basically I'm a flaming liberal. Global Warming, Al Gore, Democrat, hippie, pees-in-the-shower, uses public transit, used-to-be-a-vegan (no self control), tree-hugging, thinks-the-price-of-gas-should-be-MORE-expensive, liberal. AND PROUD OF IT. I also support a woman's right to choose (pro choice) [that's abortion speak right there], Gay Marriage & Adoption rights (my Uncle was gay, he died in 1990 of AIDS), Anti-gun laws, and getting US troops OUT of the middle east. I also happen to be a devout Christian (yes, republicans don't hold the market on this) and plan to become a Lutheran Minister later in life.
- Normally, I wouldn't tell people this. But, I just want it known because I had a bit of an issue with someone on my F-list a while ago who had drastically different views, and I just couldn't really continue to watch them. It was a personal choice, and one that I want to give my F-list. If there's anything about me that you just can't stand, or maybe I was just on the cusp of being un-friended, then this could be the icing on the I-hate-you cake.
- Strangely enough, even though I am all free-nature and junk, I'm also straight-edge. That means that I don't drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes, or do ANY kind of drugs. (Yes, that includes marijuana.) I know a lot of people do it. I have friends, classmates, hell - even some professors that did. But I just don't fly with that. I like keeping mind-altering things away from me.
Wow... this was a long post. Go me.
OH, and when I was working a few weeks ago, I met a woman whose name was "Orly Hamburger" It was too good not to share.