Deathly Hallows Spilers *Debunked*
Well, that certainly got your attention, didn't it??
A few days ago, I saw a news report that someone hacked the HP publishing company and posted what happens at the end of the book (who dies and all that). So, I naturally went hunting. What I found was a whole mess of trolls/fake-torrents and fan fiction posing as Book 7. I am a thorough researcher, I won't be tricked by falsies. And, after a while of looking, this is what I finally found. But I encourage you NOT to click on the link, as I will explain later. If you want to read it, go down to my LJ Cut, where I've copy and pasted the 'Spoilers'.
HP spoilers. *If the link doesn't work at first, that's because there are about a million people trying to click on it. Just keep trying.
But - I'm not convinced. I don't think it sounds likely at all. I will now further discuss why I think this is all flimflam, so if you don't want spoilers (potentially fake or not) then I encourage you to NOT click the
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Dear my brothers, [Um, English much? If you're going to post something that you KNOW millions of people are going to read, then why wouldn't you look over it a bit first? Also, sexist much?]
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago. [Now, this may just me being stubborn, but... No, just no. It's all wrong. Why would Volde kill Hermie? It makes no sense. Harry... Harry dear sir is the one who will inevitably kick the bucket, sorry guys]
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. [Just on a side note, This group hacked the publishing company to steal the ending to spoil it so no one would read BAD FICTION THAT GOES AGAINST CHRISTIAN BELIEFS. Is anyone really convinced that this crap is real? 'Cause I'm not]
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron. [WTF?? Are Ron and Hermione like the main character's now? And I don't believe, not in 1000 years that Snape would kill Hagrid. This right here told me FAKE!! It screamed it.]
Ron and Hermione flees in to privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged in a magical duel with Ron and Hermione. [See comment above. Who is the main Character? Why are Ron and Hermione all alone, fighting VOLDEMORT? Why not Bellatrix for Lucius?]
Voldemort attacked trough using the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die. (boring, very boring... it's always the same story!) [Not only does this not make any sense, it's certainly not boring. IF (that's a big if) Volde used the imperius to take over Hermione and used her to fight Ron, that would be wicked cool. But does that mean that Ron killed Hermione? or Voldemort? So many unanswered questions. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to READ THE BOOK]
Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against again became a good place to stay and have fun. [This has GOT to be the lamest attempt at the ending of HP that I've ever seen. Obviously this prick has never read any of the HP's.]
But wait, the spoilers aren't over yet. Here's the best part:
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!). The end. [This, my friends, is what we call a 'tell'. This is probably the definitive proof that these spoilers are anything but. This was clearly thrown in at the end as some kind of joke]
So, in conclusion: These spoilers are fake. There is probably NO validity to them, whatsoever. And as for the ever-looming questions of what will I do once the 20th has come? Well, first of all I think I will read the LAST chapter first. And then, the next day my wonderful life partner (boyfriend for lack of a better term) is taking me to Orlando for my birthday (which is the 18th, hint hint). I will be 22. And when I come back, that Monday, I WILL have HP 7 read. And that, my F-List is the solution to my dilemma.
And if, for some reason, these spoilers are correct (but insanely glossed over because the guy who wrote them is obviously a flaming A-Hole, then I will eat my own hair. Because if Snape really does turn out to be evil - I'm gonna owe a lot of people a lot of money.
A few days ago, I saw a news report that someone hacked the HP publishing company and posted what happens at the end of the book (who dies and all that). So, I naturally went hunting. What I found was a whole mess of trolls/fake-torrents and fan fiction posing as Book 7. I am a thorough researcher, I won't be tricked by falsies. And, after a while of looking, this is what I finally found. But I encourage you NOT to click on the link, as I will explain later. If you want to read it, go down to my LJ Cut, where I've copy and pasted the 'Spoilers'.
HP spoilers. *If the link doesn't work at first, that's because there are about a million people trying to click on it. Just keep trying.
But - I'm not convinced. I don't think it sounds likely at all. I will now further discuss why I think this is all flimflam, so if you don't want spoilers (potentially fake or not) then I encourage you to NOT click the
************************************************************
Dear my brothers, [Um, English much? If you're going to post something that you KNOW millions of people are going to read, then why wouldn't you look over it a bit first? Also, sexist much?]
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago. [Now, this may just me being stubborn, but... No, just no. It's all wrong. Why would Volde kill Hermie? It makes no sense. Harry... Harry dear sir is the one who will inevitably kick the bucket, sorry guys]
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. [Just on a side note, This group hacked the publishing company to steal the ending to spoil it so no one would read BAD FICTION THAT GOES AGAINST CHRISTIAN BELIEFS. Is anyone really convinced that this crap is real? 'Cause I'm not]
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron. [WTF?? Are Ron and Hermione like the main character's now? And I don't believe, not in 1000 years that Snape would kill Hagrid. This right here told me FAKE!! It screamed it.]
Ron and Hermione flees in to privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged in a magical duel with Ron and Hermione. [See comment above. Who is the main Character? Why are Ron and Hermione all alone, fighting VOLDEMORT? Why not Bellatrix for Lucius?]
Voldemort attacked trough using the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die. (boring, very boring... it's always the same story!) [Not only does this not make any sense, it's certainly not boring. IF (that's a big if) Volde used the imperius to take over Hermione and used her to fight Ron, that would be wicked cool. But does that mean that Ron killed Hermione? or Voldemort? So many unanswered questions. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to READ THE BOOK]
Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against again became a good place to stay and have fun. [This has GOT to be the lamest attempt at the ending of HP that I've ever seen. Obviously this prick has never read any of the HP's.]
But wait, the spoilers aren't over yet. Here's the best part:
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!). The end. [This, my friends, is what we call a 'tell'. This is probably the definitive proof that these spoilers are anything but. This was clearly thrown in at the end as some kind of joke]
So, in conclusion: These spoilers are fake. There is probably NO validity to them, whatsoever. And as for the ever-looming questions of what will I do once the 20th has come? Well, first of all I think I will read the LAST chapter first. And then, the next day my wonderful life partner (boyfriend for lack of a better term) is taking me to Orlando for my birthday (which is the 18th, hint hint). I will be 22. And when I come back, that Monday, I WILL have HP 7 read. And that, my F-List is the solution to my dilemma.
And if, for some reason, these spoilers are correct (but insanely glossed over because the guy who wrote them is obviously a flaming A-Hole, then I will eat my own hair. Because if Snape really does turn out to be evil - I'm gonna owe a lot of people a lot of money.