This probably long but read it because Ron and Me get hurt in it!
Well lets recap the weekend. First I went to a track invite that was ok but I got a sweet "Farmers Tan". Then I went to church then ate, then jammed at chris's house. We went for a walk up to the park to get some air. So we were jumping off them and I thought I'd be sweet and try to jump the 20 foot river of woodchips like over the plastic border. So I did it except 1 foot landed infront of the woodchips and the other landed on the grass so I did the splits and hurt my self pretty good. It was all fun. That was all Saturday, but on friday we went to Ryans, Ron and me to play pool but we played catch the football in the backyard. So I kicked the ball over the neighbors fence and Ron went to jump the fence got one foot in the hole and the other over the fence and slipped and smashed his nuts off the middle part. I literaly cried it was so funny. But the way you can picture it is in Napolean Dynomite when he jumps the fence and just fall off the other side it what Ron looked like except he smashed his nuts off the fence.